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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Crust, tomato sauce, and cheese are such a basic flavor profile that you can basically add any ingredients to them and get something tasty.

Bacon, mushrooms and pineapple is one of my favorites but as long as the crust, sauce and cheese are decent you'll end up with a perfectly good pizza. It's not a food that requires much thought or strong opinions.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
My girlfriend is telling me that a "Frisco melt" from steak and shake is better buy idk wtf that is cause LA just got a steak and shake and I'm not driving all the way into the city for a drat fast food burger uhhhg drat Midwestern girls

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Really just a good cheese pie is the best pizza you guys. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61wqdaMOMAU&feature=youtu.be&t=0m55s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3zSdApv4Nw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m07s

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Oct 8, 2016

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Not a fan of pineapples on pizza.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

misty mountaintop posted:

Any fruit is good on a pizza. Pineapple. Mango. Green apple. Blueberries.

Always someone who's gotta make it weird.

Also, regular ham is good enough, don't mess with the classic you revisionists.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

yeah colgate is a very underrated pizza topping imo

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

My girlfriend is telling me that a "Frisco melt" from steak and shake is better buy idk wtf that is cause LA just got a steak and shake and I'm not driving all the way into the city for a drat fast food burger uhhhg drat Midwestern girls

Do not drive any distance for a frisco melt. Do eat one if you are hung over at an airport

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:


HELLS YEAH THE PIZZA HAS ARRIVED TIME TO EAT THIS MOFO AND WATCH SOME ND vs NCS PLAYING IN THE FUGGIN HURRICANE YEAH!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Libelous Slander posted:

Do not drive any distance for a frisco melt. Do eat one if you are hung over at an airport

the ol' slampiece says "yes"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
The science checks out.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

anchovies and pineapple are both fuckin delicious

just not together. i assume.

actually, i've never tried that...

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

pineapple, bacon, ham, and pickled jalapeno slices is my favorite spin on the classic hawaiian

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

although a true hawaiian pizza uses spam

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
the pizza in the OP looks like they took slices from 12 different pizzas and put them together in a box

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
Pineapple is a silly topping for literal children and you are worthless, OP.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

EVIL NOONER posted:

Pineapple is a silly topping for literal children and you are worthless, OP.

Interesting turn of events

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's bad

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

EVIL NOONER posted:

Pineapple is a silly topping for literal children and you are worthless, OP.

this opinion is silly, but the gimmick is good

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
nooner ive always liked you but i just cannot support this opinion of yours

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

It's good.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Maybe you can use pineapple that has been grown by being watered with hot sauce?? Patent pending, if you steal my idea I will sue you so hard your grandchildren will owe me their kidneys

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
you can make pepperoni pizza with a cheese slice and a slim jim

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Maybe you can use pineapple that has been grown by being watered with hot sauce?? Patent pending, if you steal my idea I will sue you so hard your grandchildren will owe me their kidneys

You can just plant pineapple where peppers were growing the year before IDIOT

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
nooner... is right. :hai:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ayyyyy Nooner.

:hfive:

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

no, pineapple on pizza is loving awful. what is wrong with you

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Quadrapellegiance posted:

no, pineapple on pizza is loving awful. what is wrong with you

My taste buds function properly. Unlike yours.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Quadrapellegiance posted:

no, pineapple on pizza is loving awful. what is wrong with you

Actually its really good

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Its true anchovies are the best topping. I buy cheap cans of anchovies from walmart and put them on $5 little caesar's pizzas Because I am very poor and also trash

This changes everything

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
:agreed:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

Its true anchovies are the best topping. I buy cheap cans of anchovies from walmart and put them on $5 little caesar's pizzas Because I am very poor and also trash

:hellyeah:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

nooner you're wrong! you're wrong!!

Voted 1 because gently caress pineapple

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

The weirdest pizza I ever was party to making back in my 'za slinging days was as follows:
Crust (obviously)
Garlic Parmesan sauce
No cheese
Pineapple

This was ordered by an actual customer more than once

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

I've never tried it but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't "own." Bacon on pizza owns. Buffalo chicken on pizza owns. Pineapple might be okay. Probably not though.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
NOONER DEFEND YOUR THREAD

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Guys I just had a pizza with pineapple on it...

















































And it was GOOD

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


pineapple owns :australia:

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Always someone who's gotta make it weird.

Also, regular ham is good enough, don't mess with the classic you revisionists.

If you think pineapple on pizza is good, why stop there? Why not blueberries? Why not watermelon?

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misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
gently caress a pizza if it don't look like Carmen Miranda's hat.

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