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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
what if... we put the pizza on top of the PINEAPPLE....instead of the other way around?????????

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

EVIL NOONER posted:

what if... we put the pizza on top of the PINEAPPLE....instead of the other way around?????????

Just core the pineapple, put the cheese and pep on the inside, wrap the outside in a thick, malformed dough, and grill the fucker over some hickory. :clint:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a good pizza: bbq sauce, chicken, bacon, onion, jalapenos, pineapple

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just core the pineapple, put the cheese and pep on the inside, wrap the outside in a thick, malformed dough, and grill the fucker over some hickory. :clint:

dang i'd eat that

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

another good pizza: pepperoni and anchovy

but it's like 10,000 your dv of salt so be careful

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

anchovies are great cause they're full of salty umami goodness AND your stupid rat kids won't eat it out of the fridge in the middle of the night

lost my retainer
Oct 28, 2002

Blow me
Tonight I ate a wood fired oven pizza with tuna, tomatoes, capers, onions and mozzarella. It was delicious. Now I'm gonna smoke weed and grab a beer, namaste.

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

OMGVBFLOL posted:

anchovies are great cause they're full of salty umami goodness AND your stupid rat kids won't eat it out of the fridge in the middle of the night

me and the old man used to get anchovy and onion pizza when i was a kid

now i do it on my own


it is loving good

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Canned mushrooms work but u gotta snizzle em

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