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This is going to get loving bloody. Welcome to the Second Presidential Debate. After the cobbing of the century and certain grabbing of cats, Donald Trump is seriously wounded and is lashing out. Can Washington Post Source Hillary Clinton hold her own against a man who has nothing to lose? Or will Donald Trump manage the comeback of the century and successfully pin decades of conspiracy theories on her? WHERE - Washington University in St. Louis, MO WHAT - Town Hall Format Debate WHEN - 9:00PM EST (Scheduled to 10:30PM) WHO -  and also Martha RaddatzHOW - Like the first time, streaming on literally every news website and simulcasted on every major network + news network. Streaming links can be found here or maybe posted directly into the OP closer to debate start time. CHAOS REIGNS  HILLARY "Madam President" CLINTON - After crushing her opponent ruthlessly during the last debate, Hillary Clinton is ready to do it again. Will she be ready to swat away accusations of rape, intimidation, and lesbian sex and finally bury Cheeto Hitler once and for all?  DONALD "I Hit On Women By Taking Them Furniture Shopping" TRUMP - Holed up in Trump Tower surrounded by dozens of overweight Yes Men, Donald Trump has been preparing his last stand by reading infowars.com and White Nationalist Twitter for the latest Clinton Affairs. Having announced his war plans in advance, his opponent will be difficult and well-armed. Will he be able to destroy once and for all his sworn enemy, Bill Clinton? DRINKING GAME: GET hosed UP WITH YOUR C-SPAM CREW (check 3rd post below for responsible drinking, namaste) Trump sniffs - 1 shot One Time Only Trump attacks with Bill Clinton's infidelities - 1 shot Trump says something with oblivious moral/ethical bankruptcy (Taxes, Scandals, Nukes etc.) - 2 shots Trump corrects a questioner or fails to address any questions COMPLETELY - 3 shots Trump claims to have performed better than Pence or performed well at first debate - 3 shots Trump says "oval office" - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle Clinton's Infamous Cackle - 1 shot One Time Only Clinton stares into the camera like Jim from the Office in disbelief at Trump's statement - 1 shot Clinton calls Trump/Trump supporters deplorable - 2 shots Clinton phones it in with some kind of triangulated phrase i.e. "Trumped up, Trickle Down" - 3 shots Clinton uses her daughter/granddaughter as a political prop i.e. 'ask yourselves if you would want this man near your daughter/as a role model' or any variation - 3 shots Clinton shimmies again - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle ONE TIME ONLY Any of the following, not all of them. Anderson Cooper says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle Candidates says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle Questioner says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle BINGO CONTEST BINGO CONTEST BINGO CONTEST  Generate a Bingo Card and play C-SPAM bingo with us! Be one of the first three to compete your card, and there will be a prize! The prize will be awful! Just ask our previous winner, Billy Bush! Thank you to Baloogan again for developing the backend and to Lastgirl for taking care of everything else! Bingo Directions: BINGO IS CLOSED 2. A card and a unique URL will be generated in your name. This is your card now! You can’t get a new card so deal with it! 3. Post a link to the card (and a screenshot of the card itself, please!) in a post up to 30 minutes before the designated debate start time. 4. When you complete the card (with a horizontal, diagonal, or vertical line through the center), post BINGO in the thread and we will sort poo poo out and contact you, somehow. Keep an eye out for a PM, or if you’re not a plat member watch out for a post from us. Bingo Rules: 1. You must post the link AND screenshot before the debate starts, or you are disqualified. 2. You cannot edit the aforementioned post AT ALL. If you edit it, even to fix a typo, you are disqualified and will be punished with a big fat probation! If you want to fix something, post again before time is over. 3. You also cannot edit your BINGO! post. If you do, you will be disqualified as well and also slapped with a big fat probation! 4. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS. SO POST EVEN IF SOMEBODY CALLED BINGO ALREADY 5. If the forums crash, it is your responsibility to keep track of your bingo card. If you complete the card while we are still down, then you need to post bingo as soon as it comes back up. 6. We will slap whomever falsely calls BINGO with a probation as well!!! 7. You can play bingo and play the drinking game at the same time, they are not related. You can mark your bingo cards by clicking on the tiles by the way. C-SPAM DISCORD CHATROOM Posting going by too fast and you just wanna chat while live watching? Chat in the #peckerwoods discord: https://discord.gg/bceNPhB Al!'s NITE CREW CHILL TENT Wanna forget all that noise? Too smashed and just want to enjoy some good tunes?  Al! is hosting a bunch of Nite Crew youtubes that were shared and played over the last few weeks by various posters at night while trying to digest this crazy election. http://sync-video.com/r/lkTlmMCf Listen as you post~ Somebody has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Oct 10, 2016 |
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Closed for the night, deal with it Nite Crew.
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Oct 9, 2016 07:16
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Only post bingo applications for now please. Drinking game is up, drink responsibly~  (Establish a cooldown period, especially for Trump, if he doesn't kill you, he will kill America, inshallah.)Be sure to follow the directions clearly or risk a probe. No really, READ THEM.Once you make your bingo post it has to include a link AND a screenshot The earlier your submission, the better. If the IKs catch an edit notification below your bingo card, you are hosed~  If you missed the rules or messed up, just delete the text/screenshot in your edited post and replace it with a link of your new post which should be unedited with the proper submission
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Oct 9, 2016 17:09
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Astroclassicist+ 
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Oct 9, 2016 17:15
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=americong god bless America, god bless this election season, and may we be swept away by communist revolution in our lifetimes
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Oct 9, 2016 17:16
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 http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=exploding+mummy this is doable
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Oct 9, 2016 17:17
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=CheesyDog
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Oct 9, 2016 17:18
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Oct 9, 2016 17:19
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=cortezfantastic
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Oct 9, 2016 17:20
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=CrazyLittle
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Oct 9, 2016 17:21
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 This is gonna be good
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Oct 9, 2016 17:22
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=akilles whoops forgot my link and timg
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Oct 9, 2016 17:25
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=MadJackal Center column is looking very nice.
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Oct 9, 2016 17:26
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Fullhouse phone posting: http://i.imgur.com/dsYxdpI.png gonna be too drunk to keep up with this by the time it starts oh well
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Oct 9, 2016 17:27
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http://imgur.com/6rsUtpu http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=kibaces Let's do this
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Oct 9, 2016 17:31
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on phone so gently caress all y'all http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Tiler+Kiwi 
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Oct 9, 2016 17:31
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Bear+Retrieval+Unit My liver is ready.
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Oct 9, 2016 17:39
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Oct 9, 2016 17:39
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 http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Mariana+Horchata 
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Oct 9, 2016 17:41
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 I got two child rapey Trumps, too bad they're not next to each other for the payoff. http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=pathetic+little+tramp
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Oct 9, 2016 17:43
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=lozzle
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Oct 9, 2016 17:47
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 http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=TheHoosier my only hope is center horizontal
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Oct 9, 2016 17:48
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 Url is here. One of my diagonals and the bottom horizontal look feasible?
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Oct 9, 2016 17:49
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 http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Zyla
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Oct 9, 2016 17:50
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been lurkin' but I've got a real good feeling about center row: http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Maduo
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Oct 9, 2016 17:52
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Dave+Matthews+Big+Fan%21 give me a break
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Oct 9, 2016 17:53
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Foo
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Oct 9, 2016 17:53
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deeply offended that I cant vote for Mike Crapo
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Oct 9, 2016 17:54
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The bottom two rows look like my best bet. http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=ipreferpi 
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Oct 9, 2016 17:55
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Woodchip
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Oct 9, 2016 18:00
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Teddybear I like the top row, but not much else.
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Oct 9, 2016 18:04
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Now, for clarification: "Grab Her By The Pussy." Does that specific phrase need to be said, or the general topic? Or will Donald actually have to... y'know.
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Oct 9, 2016 18:06
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 http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=plasticowlmachine
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Oct 9, 2016 18:09
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Teddybear posted:Now, for clarification: "Grab Her By The Pussy." Does that specific phrase need to be said, or the general topic? Or will Donald actually have to... y'know. the words have to be said. It'll take a day for us to look through all the people who shouted bingo and match the timestamp of your post with the time stamp of the transcripts so don't worry, just use your best judgment as we'll obviously use ours. Just have fun with it!  If you do eat a probe for yelling bingo and getting it wrong, it's just a joke probe and it'll be tongue in cheek  v(There will be three winners(hopefully~) so timestamps are important to determine the winner and the accuracy of their cards, so just shout bingo even if someone else did!) If you do eat a probe for cheating and tampering, well your rap sheet will mark you for life~ Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 18:14 on Oct 9, 2016 |
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Oct 9, 2016 18:12
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Arsenic+Lupin
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Oct 9, 2016 18:14
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Istvun
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Oct 9, 2016 18:20
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=ALL-PRO+SEXMAN
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Oct 9, 2016 18:21
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http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=Antti
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Oct 9, 2016 18:23
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Let's do this poo poo! I'm gonna feel like microwaved puke at work tomorrow, but what the h*ck! http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=ubergnu 
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Oct 9, 2016 18:24
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My bingo card and body are ready ... gently caress no, my body is not ready for the amount of alcohol needed to play this game. http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=HUGE+PUBES+A+PLUS
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