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Who will leave the debate uncobbed?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Ed Balls
Robert Morrow
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
This is going to get loving bloody.


Welcome to the Second Presidential Debate.

After the cobbing of the century and certain grabbing of cats, Donald Trump is seriously wounded and is lashing out. Can Washington Post Source Hillary Clinton hold her own against a man who has nothing to lose? Or will Donald Trump manage the comeback of the century and successfully pin decades of conspiracy theories on her?

WHERE - Washington University in St. Louis, MO
WHAT - Town Hall Format Debate
WHEN - 9:00PM EST (Scheduled to 10:30PM)
WHO - and also Martha Raddatz
HOW - Like the first time, streaming on literally every news website and simulcasted on every major network + news network. Streaming links can be found here or maybe posted directly into the OP closer to debate start time.

CHAOS REIGNS

HILLARY "Madam President" CLINTON - After crushing her opponent ruthlessly during the last debate, Hillary Clinton is ready to do it again. Will she be ready to swat away accusations of rape, intimidation, and lesbian sex and finally bury Cheeto Hitler once and for all?


DONALD "I Hit On Women By Taking Them Furniture Shopping" TRUMP - Holed up in Trump Tower surrounded by dozens of overweight Yes Men, Donald Trump has been preparing his last stand by reading infowars.com and White Nationalist Twitter for the latest Clinton Affairs. Having announced his war plans in advance, his opponent will be difficult and well-armed. Will he be able to destroy once and for all his sworn enemy, Bill Clinton?

DRINKING GAME: GET hosed UP WITH YOUR C-SPAM CREW (check 3rd post below for responsible drinking, namaste)
Trump sniffs - 1 shot One Time Only

Trump attacks with Bill Clinton's infidelities - 1 shot

Trump says something with oblivious moral/ethical bankruptcy (Taxes, Scandals, Nukes etc.) - 2 shots

Trump corrects a questioner or fails to address any questions COMPLETELY - 3 shots

Trump claims to have performed better than Pence or performed well at first debate - 3 shots

Trump says "oval office" - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle



Clinton's Infamous Cackle - 1 shot One Time Only

Clinton stares into the camera like Jim from the Office in disbelief at Trump's statement - 1 shot

Clinton calls Trump/Trump supporters deplorable - 2 shots

Clinton phones it in with some kind of triangulated phrase i.e. "Trumped up, Trickle Down" - 3 shots

Clinton uses her daughter/granddaughter as a political prop i.e. 'ask yourselves if you would want this man near your daughter/as a role model' or any variation - 3 shots

Clinton shimmies again - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle


ONE TIME ONLY

Any of the following, not all of them.

Anderson Cooper says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle

Candidates says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle

Questioner says pussy - 4 shots, if beer finish bottle


BINGO CONTEST BINGO CONTEST BINGO CONTEST:siren:
Generate a Bingo Card and play C-SPAM bingo with us! Be one of the first three to compete your card, and there will be a prize! The prize will be awful! Just ask our previous winner, Billy Bush!

Thank you to Baloogan again for developing the backend and to Lastgirl for taking care of everything else!

Bingo Directions: BINGO IS CLOSED
1. Go to the link and type in your username. (scroll down if you don’t see it)
2. A card and a unique URL will be generated in your name. This is your card now! You can’t get a new card so deal with it!

3. Post a link to the card (and a screenshot of the card itself, please!) in a post up to 30 minutes before the designated debate start time.
4. When you complete the card (with a horizontal, diagonal, or vertical line through the center), post BINGO in the thread and we will sort poo poo out and contact you, somehow. Keep an eye out for a PM, or if you’re not a plat member watch out for a post from us.

Bingo Rules:
1. You must post the :siren:link:siren: AND :siren:screenshot:siren: before the debate starts, or you are disqualified.
2. You cannot edit the aforementioned post AT ALL. If you edit it, even to fix a typo, you are disqualified and will be punished with a big fat probation! If you want to fix something, post again before time is over.
3. You also cannot edit your BINGO! post. If you do, you will be disqualified as well and also slapped with a big fat probation!
4. THERE WILL BE THREE WINNERS. SO POST EVEN IF SOMEBODY CALLED BINGO ALREADY
5. If the forums crash, it is your responsibility to keep track of your bingo card. If you complete the card while we are still down, then you need to post bingo as soon as it comes back up.
6. We will slap whomever falsely calls BINGO with a probation as well!!!
7. You can play bingo and play the drinking game at the same time, they are not related.

You can mark your bingo cards by clicking on the tiles by the way.

C-SPAM DISCORD CHATROOM
Posting going by too fast and you just wanna chat while live watching?

Chat in the #peckerwoods discord: https://discord.gg/bceNPhB

Al!'s NITE CREW CHILL TENT
Wanna forget all that noise?

Too smashed and just want to enjoy some good tunes? :beerpal:

Al! is hosting a bunch of Nite Crew youtubes that were shared and played over the last few weeks by various posters at night while trying to digest this crazy election.

http://sync-video.com/r/lkTlmMCf

Listen as you post~

Somebody has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Oct 10, 2016

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Closed for the night, deal with it Nite Crew.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

exploding mummy posted:

fyi, you might want to reword this since its before 30 minutes...not at 30 minutes

you knew what i meant!!! (yes, thank you! fixed it)

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=SpiderHyphenMan


Up to down diagonal is loving easy, holy poo poo.

people were saying that first debate about how THE WALL was a free space, and guess what happened :smug:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

zakkro posted:

Can Billy Bushes participate?

Yep!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

moller posted:

http://bingo.baloogan.com/game.php?Name=moller



If we're watching with non-goon friends can we print out bingo cards for them using arbitrary names so they can play along for funsies? I don't want to accidentally poach a card from a goon.

sure but put some random bullshit like ijr4jr90qf for the name

goons have weird usernames

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
alternatively you can take a card from this thread since it doesn't matter

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

damnit fishmech out of everyone i expected you to be the one to read the directions

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my god this isn't even the last debate

stop the timeline i want to get off

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my body is ready

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
drinking water, fuckos

gotta drive after this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Demon Of The Fall posted:

What thread do I even post in

this thread

we will close the other threads

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Millstone posted:

please close all the threads

i don't have the stamina for this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the washington university plug

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm watching this on TV. NO DELAY, NO MERCY

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zro4CfP9wY&t=99s

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
BILL BILL BILL BILL

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hand status: shaked

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i love you anderson cooper

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm actually not ready for this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i can't wait to descend into the depths of hell

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

fart blood posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
stop loving teasing me god damnit

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
eric trump is clearly on his phone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

blue squares posted:

thats Donald Jr, moron

patrick bateman is clearly on his phone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
today in front of you are undecided morons from st. louis

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
today in front of you are undecided morons from st. louis

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hillary looking good in a bath robe

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
SMALL HANDS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
can't shake hands when you're carrying guns

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
forums going down

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
show me your genitals

uh

uh

show me your genitals

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the most lingustic of killshots

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
zzz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Boosted_C5 posted:

https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/785308990003486721


FOR THE RECORD I NEVER HAD ANY DOUBTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TRUMP TRAIN


CHOO-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wear the hat

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

all rear end no class posted:

I take it "putin" doesn't count as the P-word right?



nope. lastgirl and i will sort out the winners tomorrow

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Hope y'all enjoyed our fancy game of bingo

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Paging Mayor Dave to respond to his BIG WINNER! PM.

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