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Who will leave the debate uncobbed?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Ed Balls
Robert Morrow
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Has chaos started reigning yet?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I'm Martha Radditz."
"And I'm Anderson Cooper. And we're here to watch a man be simultaneously murdered and commit suicide."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

logikv9 posted:

today in front of you are undecided morons from st. louis

"We're going to spend the next 90 minutes staring at them in fascinated revulsion, and ponder how they can possibly exist."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"As an African-American woman, I'm undecided if I should vote for Clinton or Trump. Seriously."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The sniff is back!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"ISIS kills people so I should be allowed to tell other dudes I can use my power to sexually harass women!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He is restraining himself, he knows he has to restrain himself, and he is hating every second of it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

America is great AND good?

Holy poo poo.... America is God!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Demonachizer posted:

It's just words folks.

The best words.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CNN: Oh poo poo, he mentioned Bill, let's cut to a split-screen to get Hillary's reaction!
Hillary ain't shook

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hillary: .....that your best shot, motherfucker? :getin:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, these shots are bouncing off of Hillary like she was Curt Swann-Superman getting shot by gangsters.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this is better than I could have dreamed.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You didn't know what the C meant either, Trump....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Okay Donald..... :rolleyes:"

:vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God he's melting down :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TotalHell posted:

You. Are. A. Corncob.

Each kernel itself is currently turning into another corncob.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo a Muslim!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE SECRET WORDS HAVE BEEN UTTERED!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's a bald-headed black dude in the audience just going :stare: at Trump during his answer :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wow. gently caress you, Trump. Just.... gently caress you.

"The son of the parents who I verbally assaulted at the Convention would be alive if I had been President."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

C-Euro posted:

Side note- I'm kind of down with the white lapels on Hillary's jacket

Well it's no Space-Admiral Bachmann, but it's pretty snazzy!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Double-down on the Mexicans!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Donald "I don't know anything about Russia" Trump.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"How will you make sure the wealthy pay their fair share?"
"By cutting taxes!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hillary: In lieu of an answer, I'm going to just say,"Lookit dis fukken guy ovah heah!" and we can spend the next two minutes just staring at him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Radditz: Mr Trump, shut the gently caress up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Let me repeat the question....." :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I haven't spoken with my Vice Presidential candidate about our policy regarding Syria" :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God you petulant child

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

We'll give "economics" to people? :confused:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha oh my God,"I would have been up at 3 in the morning tweeting insults at Latin Beauty Queens when the Benghazi poo poo went down."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Does Mr. Trump have the discipline to be a good President?"
"No."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Radditz is about to stand up, storm down there and just start bitch-slapping fools.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nopantsjack posted:

Trumps been told he needs to own hillary like she owned him and hes doing a masterclass in showing the difference between them. Hillary owned him by baiting him into spazzing out and being defensive.

Trump is trying to own hillary but while shes been on the defensive she hasn't seemed at all defensive while trump responds to questions with scripted attacks and dissolves into word salad on anything else. Despite being on the attack trump has been hyper defensive the whole time.

in the lingo of these stream commenters LOL TRUMP A CUCK

The body language alone has been amazing. Whenever he is talking she settles comfortably on her stool and either pays patient and respectful attention to him or beams at the audience. Whenever she speaks she stands close to the undecided voters and looks them right in the eye. Meanwhile he is pacing, humping a chair, constantly interrupting and trying to score nasty hits.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"The question was about the Supreme Court...."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God is he going to promote coal?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LegionAreI posted:

What the gently caress is clean coal? Does that actually exist?

Short answer..... no.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You loving wasted your spot, Becker! :argh:

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May 20, 2004

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:lmao:

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