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the drooling in your sleep mEGATHREAD

don't have time to fill this out right now so im just gonna leave the outline here, but feel free to start posting

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MrWillsauce

I've done it. It's pretty good.



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yeah i know did you want to uh, add anything useful to the disccsusion?

MrWillsauce

not really



social vegan



I roll over into it on purpose but pretend I'm asleep

Bhauk
maybe... once, but that... was a long time ago...

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
I sometimes drool in my hair it is kinda gross

Macnult

if you drool in your sleep you're always on the cool side of the pillow

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i eat oreos before bed sometimes but it makes my drool black and now my pillowcase looks like a dalmatian

Manifisto


to those who have read the banned kama sutra sequel illustrating sleep drool positions - what's your favorite? I'm a #54 man myself


ty nesamdoom!

social vegan



Manifisto posted:

to those who have read the banned kama sutra sequel illustrating sleep drool positions - what's your favorite? I'm a #54 man myself

doggystyle

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

*violently shakes head in sleep spreading drool everywhere*

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
*my lil paws flopping as i make drooly squeaks*

gf: "aww look he's dreaming"

social vegan



it's like an episode of spider American gladiators every night

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oooOooOOOooh

Manifisto posted:

to those who have read the banned kama sutra sequel illustrating sleep drool positions - what's your favorite? I'm a #54 man myself

The Weeping Willow

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Piso Mojado

pros: it's like wetting the bed but your pajamas are still clean

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
cons: if you've got a lot of saliva you could drown

Renegret

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I don't like the little stains it leaves on my pillows

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
not sure how it keeps happening but all my drool seems to collect around my torso, i've found that wearing a diaper seems to effectively capture it all

Renegret

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Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Luvcow posted:

not sure how it keeps happening but all my drool seems to collect around my torso, i've found that wearing a diaper seems to effectively capture it all

weird

when I wear a diaper I seem to produce more of it

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Is it ok to post about drooling in other people's sleep? Asking for a mortal enemy...

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Renegret posted:

weird

when I wear a diaper I seem to produce more of it

for more traditional sleep droolers the diaper can be worn on the head

pros: the diaper effectively absorbs drool and provides an extra layer of cushioning for the head and at times can be used in lieu of an actual pillow

cons: if positioned incorrectly the diaper can hamper proper breathing, also the sound of the diaper when you turn your head or adjust your sleeping position can sometimes wake you up

Manifisto


learning to practice lucid drooling - bacanator involved


ty nesamdoom!

Wendigee

I've got pretty lovely sinuses. I actually was born with only the right one and they drilled out a left one from solid bone when I was ohhhhh 26?

This makes it hard to breath threw my nose while I sleep so I tend to sleep on my stomach so I don't snore.

Maybe 5 times a year my nose will get all clogged and I'll mouth breathe while drooling into my sheet. (Not like all night, I'll usually wake up a couple hours early because my arm is cold and my elbow is covered in goo :) )

It's a problem but washing machines are awesome. Always use a mattress topper kids.

i am he

yes i drool. i leave my mouth open all night for bugs and small reptiles. my wife plays my teeth like a xylophone and i wake up every morning wishing i had gills.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
it's very nice that you offer your mouth as a hostel for wayward bugs and small reptiles while you sleep, little guys need every bit of help they can get

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i do my best to keep a little swig of hard liquor in my mouth when i go to sleep so that the bugs who congregate there can have that authentic star wars cantina experience. there's a little jumping spider who works nights on my upper lip as a bouncer

social vegan



I'm practically a pitcher plant but I smell worse

Manifisto


i am he posted:

yes i drool. i leave my mouth open all night for bugs and small reptiles. my wife plays my teeth like a xylophone and i wake up every morning wishing i had gills.

Luvcow posted:

i do my best to keep a little swig of hard liquor in my mouth when i go to sleep so that the bugs who congregate there can have that authentic star wars cantina experience. there's a little jumping spider who works nights on my upper lip as a bouncer


ty nesamdoom!

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

i am he posted:

yes i drool. i leave my mouth open all night for bugs and small reptiles. my wife plays my teeth like a xylophone and i wake up every morning wishing i had gills.

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
This is embarrassing, but I keep a bottle of lube in my purse and when he's not looking, I squirt a dollop on my pillow so he doesn't think i haven't been drooling.

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klingon
pro: rolling over and getting a big whiff of my half-dried spit puddle. helps me wake up

Slush Garbo

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Splatmaster posted:

Is it ok to post about drooling in other people's sleep? Asking for a mortal enemy...

i am he posted:

yes i drool. i leave my mouth open all night for bugs and small reptiles. my wife plays my teeth like a xylophone and i wake up every morning wishing i had gills.

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Protip: skip your nightly teethbrush before sleep and find a small puddle flavored of your nighttime meal for a small midnite/mornin snack. economical like resin hits when you're out of :420:


FluffieDuckie

misty mountaintop posted:

This is embarrassing, but I keep a bottle of lube in my purse and when he's not looking, I squirt a dollop on my pillow so he doesn't think i haven't been drooling.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
I've got a cold so i've constructed an aquaduct that leads the drool away from my mouth to a local farmers fields to water them

social vegan



all these spiders call me the white water rapids but I'd prefer they call me caucasian water rapids

Instruction Manuel

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Ahundredbux posted:

I've got a cold so i've constructed an aquaduct that leads the drool away from my mouth to a local farmers fields to water them

Same but collect the drool so that I may recycle it back into my body. Got to stay hydrated!

Jerry Mumphrey

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i don't drool but i do sweat profusely out of my mouth

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Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
lotta wormsign when im sleeping so i wear a stillsuit, nbd

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