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You Can Have Any Brew You Want As Long As Its A Corona. -Fast and Furious
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your whole life was a waste
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Oct 11, 2016 16:14
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I just checked two youtube vids of Tokyo Drift and it seems legit. Twink never interacts meaningfully with other characters. For example, when Sean first goes to the night club with Han, Twink just kind of appears there to comfort him and explain to him how Sean could possibly be surrounded by so many beautiful woman. It's as if Twink appears to ease Sean's anxiety about being thrust into such a crazy situation.
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Oct 11, 2016 16:15
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Didn't he specifically say that his dad was a marine, and he was selling American poo poo from the PX?
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Oct 11, 2016 16:52
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I've never seen this movie but you utterly sold me on your theory. Good job btw because I came in here way too cool to give your arguments a fair shake, but you were drat convincing.
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Oct 11, 2016 16:59
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5d OP. Makes me want to go public with my theory about Bruce Willis's character in 6th Sense, a film I've never seen the end of, but I bet he's actually a future version of Haley Joel Osmond's character who's been sent back in time and lost his memory.
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Oct 11, 2016 17:05
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Roylicious posted:How do we really know OP exists? Do you have a soul? You don't have a mind. That question has always fascinated me. Do mindless people have souls?
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Oct 11, 2016 17:18
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Bismuth posted:I just watched this film for the first time and it was clear to me about halfway through that Twinkie doesn’t actually exist. Hey OP not to take the wind out of your sales but I'm pretty sure Bow-wow's character mentioned being an army brat. His dad is stationed in Japan along with the main character's but I havent seen this movie in 8 years or whenever it first came out
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Oct 11, 2016 17:41
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You've sold me on this OP, do you have any other Fast and Furious theories to share?
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Oct 11, 2016 19:12
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bookmarked and 5'ed
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Oct 11, 2016 19:17
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OP do you have any theories about the fact that paul walker in F&F7 appears to have three different faces at different parts of the film? what's that all about?
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Oct 11, 2016 19:24
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The main bad guys chump underling beats up Twink on the school roof for selling him broken poo poo though.
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Oct 11, 2016 19:33
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DO IT TO IT posted:The main bad guys chump underling beats up Twink on the school roof for selling him broken poo poo though. That is a fantasy developed by the main character as he gives up his ipod. Instead of admitting he is a pushover he dreams of being a hero who intervenes with a fight to become the moral superior by giving his ipod away. In reality he was knocked down like a weak gaijin.
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Oct 11, 2016 19:38
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SPACE HOMOS posted:That is a fantasy developed by the main character as he gives up his ipod. That reminds me. What the gently caress was the point of that dude spitting into his fist in that scene? It looked like some sort of gangster aggression, but all he accomplished was getting his fist full of slimy spit. YOU SURE SHOWED THAT GAIJIN, HOMEBOY
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Oct 11, 2016 20:27
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:That reminds me. What the gently caress was the point of that dude spitting into his fist in that scene? It looked like some sort of gangster aggression, but all he accomplished was getting his fist full of slimy spit. YOU SURE SHOWED THAT GAIJIN, HOMEBOY That always cracks me up every time I see it. Dude basically just spits all over his own face
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Oct 11, 2016 20:29
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je1 healthcare posted:Hey OP not to take the wind out of your sales but I'm pretty sure Bow-wow's character mentioned being an army brat. His dad is stationed in Japan along with the main character's the sexual Shiite posted:Didn't he specifically say that his dad was a marine, and he was selling American poo poo from the PX? I dont remember this part, but since it was said to Sean specifically its probably a reflection of Sean's father also being military and him imprinting something familiar on his fantasy-BFF SPACE HOMOS posted:That is a fantasy developed by the main character as he gives up his ipod. Instead of admitting he is a pushover he dreams of being a hero who intervenes with a fight to become the moral superior by giving his ipod away. In reality he was knocked down like a weak gaijin. Exactly! Seriously this theory is way more air-tight than Fight Club
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Oct 11, 2016 20:39
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The Fast and the Furious series also seems to avoid portraying the rampant hit-and-run fatalities that are prevalent in actual street racing.
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Oct 11, 2016 21:31
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Can we do a physics analysis of the cars jumping between skyscrapers from Furious 7 please?
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Oct 11, 2016 21:52
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this is a really good thread, going to start judging all future nonsense threads against this one. thanks op
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Oct 12, 2016 01:20
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numberoneposter posted:bookmarked and 5'ed Agreed. Best product GBS has put on the internet in 6 years.
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Oct 12, 2016 01:25
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Nate Falls posted:I worked on the set of Tokyo Drift and I assure you that you have just put more thought into that film than any of the writers. you could same thing about everyone in cined trying to suck supermechagodzilla's dick while navel gazing that superhero movie #874 is actually about hegelian dialectics and the struggle of the proletariat when you look at it from another angle
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Oct 12, 2016 01:48
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a retard posted:you could same thing about everyone in cined trying to suck supermechagodzilla's dick while navel gazing that superhero movie #874 is actually about hegelian dialectics and the struggle of the proletariat when you look at it from another angle thanks, "a retard", for explaining the joke. I didn't understand it before, and this elucidated the point on a new level.
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Oct 12, 2016 02:26
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a retard posted:you could same thing about everyone in cined trying to suck supermechagodzilla's dick while navel gazing that superhero movie #874 is actually about hegelian dialectics and the struggle of the proletariat when you look at it from another angle That's better and more fun than assuming a shallow movie really is shallow.
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Oct 12, 2016 02:30
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Ranma Fan Art posted:drat that's some deep thought put into the fast and the furious Tokyo drift Agreed
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Oct 12, 2016 02:48
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Pawn 17 posted:Can we do a physics analysis of the cars jumping between skyscrapers from Furious 7 please? 2nded
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Oct 12, 2016 02:51
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Chill la Chill posted:That's better and more fun than assuming a shallow movie really is shallow. This is mostly why I came up with this theory, it was a defense mechanism to survive watching Tokyo Drift The Bananana posted:2nded 3rded
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Oct 12, 2016 02:56
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Sure guys, just let me plug it into my physics analyser.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:03
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Sure guys, just let me plug it into my physics analyser. You getting butt hosed isn't gonna help us
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Oct 12, 2016 03:19
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The Bananana posted:You getting butt hosed isn't gonna help us Maybe it does. I'll let you know once I test my hypothesis.
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Oct 12, 2016 03:27
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I was unsure about new GBS until this thread was stickied, thanks OP and mods
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Oct 12, 2016 03:58
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Has anyone updated the wiki yet?
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Oct 12, 2016 04:02
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twinkie aint in any of those pictures
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Oct 12, 2016 04:34
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That's the point.
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Oct 12, 2016 05:06
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Bismuth posted:Has anyone updated the wiki yet?
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Oct 12, 2016 05:17
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I've discovered information that debunks the idea that Twinkie is a military brat: US military and their families stationed in Japan have the letter Y on their license plates, you can clearly see here:  the Hulk car does NOT have the Y. The reason: Sean doesnt know about this yet, and so it cant be part of his fantasy.
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Oct 12, 2016 05:25
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Early 2000s era Lil Bow wow a "thuggish stereotype"? Are you from montana or something OP? Nigga had a bugs bunny pool table.
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Oct 12, 2016 06:09
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Early 2000s era Lil Bow wow a "thuggish stereotype"? Not bow wow, hes a puppy, but thats obviously how the character was written/directed/designed
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Oct 12, 2016 06:13
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I want a sequel to tokyo drift that's just 90 minutes of really excellent stunt driving + 30 minutes of sung kang staring into the camera
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Oct 12, 2016 07:45
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Pawn 17 posted:Can we do a physics analysis of the cars jumping between skyscrapers from Furious 7 please? k mate The car used in this scene was the Lykan Hypersport, which is capable of 0-60mph in 2.8 seconds. I'll assume that it hit 60 by the time it blew through the side of the building. It is 176.4 inches long by 76.5 inches wide for a total underbelly surface area of approximately 1,124.55 square feet. Judging from a rough estimate on Google Maps, the distance between the Etihad Towers (the location used in the movie) is approx. 50 feet. The towers are almost 1,000 feet tall so I'll use that altitude for determining air resistance using ICAO standard atmosphere tables. When calculating lift for aircraft, you use the formula L = (1/2) d v2 s CL. L is for the total lift obviously, d is for air density (in this case at 1,000 feet), v2 is for velocity in FPS squared (60mph is 88 feet per second), s is for wing surface (so the 1,124.55 sq ft underbelly surface area from before) and CL is a wonky value that basically means what angle you're at as you move through the air. I'll assume that angle is zero degrees for the sake of simplicity and because Dom just drove off a flat floor. Zero degrees makes for a CL value of .18 or so. So, L = (1/2) .002308 x 7,744 x 1,124.55 x .18 L equals 1,808.93. As a general rule of thumb to allow flight for more than a few feet, L must equal the aircraft's weight in pounds. The Hypersport weighs 3,042 lbs. Looks like Dom ends up as a smashed bug at the bottom of a 1,000 foot tower.  e: however, if Dom reached the maximum speed of the Hypersport at 245mph then L becomes 60,211 making a 50 foot jump potentially plausible! Hope he made a few laps around the top floor before he ploughed through the window! DeusExMachinima fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Oct 12, 2016 |
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Oct 12, 2016 07:54
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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S13 > S15
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