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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Describe Gul Dukat in 4 words
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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

whoflungpoop posted:

this was MY office

gave the baseball back

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

 Legate, Gul, Sexxi Boi.

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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


 Beautiful Kardashian, my phone just autocorrected Cardassian into that like 5 times and I can't finish this post.

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Good security system designer

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
King Deep Space IX

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

EngineerSean posted:

Good security system designer
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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.



Delicious Crusty Neck Ridges

* # ? Oct 11, 2016 07:26
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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
Face Like a Pie

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Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

 Gul Dukat was right

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EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx
dukat, his neck wide

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




 Grabbed the Bajoran Pussy.

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Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

EVIL NOONER posted:

dukat, his neck wide
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 badass space station dude

EVIL NOONER posted:

dukat, his neck wide
sisko, when the wormhole opened

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lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Like Darmok, at Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.

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vudan
Dec 11, 2010
 Took prick in rear end

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Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
 bajoran pope's side piece

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
sucky evil G'Kar wannabe

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Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
 my platysma is scaly

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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

 likes high temps, buddy!

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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

 traps like what whaaaat

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bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

 pah wraiths? hmm, okay

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Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
 Neil Armstrong plus murder

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
King hoss of hosses.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Tender rear end, large thorn.

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Weird Kardashian spy dude?

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno

Harveygod posted:

A tension Bajorin Workers.
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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

 i forgive you, ziyal

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Actually well written villian

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:smug: "I hosed your mom."

(He totally went out of his way to make a secured military call, just to tell someone that.)

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Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

 Baseball thief also god

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
 Shoulda killed them all!

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Biblical Fucking
Nov 21, 2013

Ask me about where to find fucking in the Bible!
Decent man, mostly misunderstood

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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
 She plays Wonderwoman right?

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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



 He hosed Kai Winn

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Had Kanar with Damar

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
There are four lights!!!

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

chaosbreather posted:

i forgive you, ziyal

I forgive you too.

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

 kai winn's sugar daddy

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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





 Donald Trump's secret lover.

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Genocide.

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