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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I hope he wins every game and does a black power first at the end.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I want to see the NFL version of this when he runs one in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL0jlfB-mY

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Brockenstein posted:

Aw hell the bye means Tyreek didn't score a TD

nuts

He sucks and won't score again.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Brockenstein posted:

The Titans are going to win by 3 touchdowns

poo poo would be good

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
It's the NFC Wild Card Game. On the heels of Kaepernick leading them to an 11-0 finish, they take on Green Bay in Lambeau. They are down by 3 with 10 seconds left.

He breaks off a long run. "Not again" the fans say. "Not again!"

He's running, the 50, the 45, the 40.

He reaches the 20, the 10, the 5.

A wry smile crosses Dom Capers' face. He presses a button.

The star spangled banner plays. Kaepernick takes a knee at the one. Time expires. Packers win.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The 7torm has returned

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

It's the NFC Wild Card Game. On the heels of Kaepernick leading them to an 11-0 finish, they take on Green Bay in Lambeau. They are down by 3 with 10 seconds left.

He breaks off a long run. "Not again" the fans say. "Not again!"

He's running, the 50, the 45, the 40.

He reaches the 20, the 10, the 5.

A wry smile crosses Dom Capers' face. He presses a button.

The star spangled banner plays. Kaepernick takes a knee at the one. Time expires. Packers win.

:lol: this is p good

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
All I want in life is for Kaepernick to run all over the Packers again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spoeank posted:

It's the NFC Wild Card Game. On the heels of Kaepernick leading them to an 11-0 finish, they take on Green Bay in Lambeau. They are down by 3 with 10 seconds left.

He breaks off a long run. "Not again" the fans say. "Not again!"

He's running, the 50, the 45, the 40.

He reaches the 20, the 10, the 5.

A wry smile crosses Dom Capers' face. He presses a button.

The star spangled banner plays. Kaepernick takes a knee at the one. Time expires. Packers win.

Amazing

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Rex Ryan, trump supporter, gets to game plan

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

He sucks and won't score again.

He will score this week actually. Whether it is called back remains to be seen.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Blitz7x posted:

Have the Patriots ever had a bottom 10 graded Oline in the Brady era

No because they're all allowed to hold without getting flagged.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's cool, he'll just get signed again in 3 days

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/785897651661398017

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

whypick1 posted:

It's cool, he'll just get signed again in 3 days

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/785897651661398017

They need to sign a different quarterback to keep the hydra growing

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So if Kessler can't go then they'll start Hogan?

WTF Browns.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Kessler must be able to start if they're cutting Jesus.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

It's the backups' fault.

https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/785902827583467520

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
YESSSSSSSSSS

FINALLY

loving DALLAS THOMAS AND BILLY TURNER ARE GONE

DING DONG THE DICKS ARE DEAD

now get rid of fuckboi Tasnnehill, Gase. Do it. DO EET.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
So this is a thing

https://twitter.com/WesWelkerFDN/status/785891411509981184

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Does he even know he has a foundation?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Wes thinks he's reading menu right there.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


this is the best day of my life

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Who drafted those two guys?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dominique Foxworth writes about the Patriots offense this week:

http://theundefeated.com/features/bradys-back-and-hes-in-great-form/

quote:

Though he was not sharp on every play, Brady outwitted the Browns’ defense on more plays than he didn’t. On Brady’s first play, he put on a clinic. The result was just a 10-yard pass to Julian Edelman, but Brady’s pre-snap manipulations and checks were impressive. Brady was under center with the running back, LeGarrette Blount, eight yards deep. There were two receivers to the left and on the right, Rob Gronkowski was next to the tackle, with Edelman in a tight split only a couple of yards away from Gronkowski. Brady puts the slot receiver in motion and learns that the Browns are in a zone defense. And because of the tight split of Edelman, the safety has to come down to the line of scrimmage to avoid getting blocked by Edelman and not getting to his run responsibility. Those two tells are enough for Brady to know the Browns are in cover 3. So, Brady audibles to a pass. Blount moves his alignment two yards closer, in order to join the protection. Then Brady snaps the ball knowing that the safety, who is at the line of scrimmage, cannot get to the flat, his pass responsibility, fast enough to defend an out route. Watching that play unfold was like watching the inner workings of an expensive watch, so precise and methodical that it was almost boring in its excellence.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








The Wes welker foundation for uh, uh, hmmm. One sec. I had this. I can't believe I'm blanking here.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Really hopin' Kaepernick is redeemable so the Seahawks / 49er rivalry can be good again.

Buuuuut let's be honest here, there's a reason he was benched for Blaine Gabbert.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Who drafted those two guys?

They were both 3rd rounders, 2013 (Dallas) and 2014 (Billy).

Billy Turner is like a guard they stuck at LT for no good reason, so it's not exactly surprising he sucked rear end at it, but Dallas Thomas has looked hopeless by everyone's accounts at all times, so it was definitely time for him to go.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm so happy right now I don't even care who starts in their place

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

Brady outwitted the Browns’ defense on more plays than he didn’t.

What an accomplishment

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Dominique Foxworth
Dang I totally forgot about him. He was a very smart player.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Dude has so many concussions that baby was born in the fencing response

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Dang I totally forgot about him. He was a very smart player.

yeah, he's doing a weekly film look at games and it's a good short read for some nerdy stuff. He also was on Barnwell's podcast like 2 weeks ago for a bit and went over a bunch of things you can look for to figure out what kind of play the offense will run.

Brockenstein posted:

What an accomplishment

Hey, I'm just saying if someone just happened to print that quote on a T-shirt I would buy a couple.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

corn on the cop posted:

the level of play is as bad as its ever been, the league is incredibly short on star power
These are meaningless things that people always say before every season. The NFL hasn't had any issue replacing it's stars and the only recent guy they lost that they'd really care about losing is Peyton.

corn on the cop posted:

everyone is injured, and there are fifty commercial breaks every game.
Those have always been the case.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Wes thinks he's reading menu right there.

:drat:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Yessssssss what a great day

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Kalli posted:

Dominique Foxworth writes about the Patriots offense this week:

http://theundefeated.com/features/bradys-back-and-hes-in-great-form/

Our best (only one worth a poo poo) defensive players brain got destroyed last season. Of course Pats fans see an accomplishment.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Kessler must be able to start if they're cutting Jesus.

Mccown also might be back.

Otherwise why not roll with Hogan and see if he has anything if Whitehurst was the other option.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/785908135932235777

lol

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Justin Forsett is a Lion now. I'm still mad about Thanksgiving 2012. :argh:

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TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Spring Break My Heart posted:

Those have always been the case.

Games have definitely gotten longer and are regularly starting later than they used to

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