NFL Week 6 N/V: Manhoods out for Mariota

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weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

That game is gonna be good. If Sherman is on the decline, I can't wait to see a running back completely destroy him in coverage.

We may finally get to see Jones, Campbell and Neal on the field at the same time :dong:

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 16:04

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weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Nodoze posted:

Both these teams are bad and Newton didn't play either, that shouldn't surprise anyone

Not to mention there was an amazing playoff baseball game occurring at the same time these two 1 win teams collided with replacement players!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 16:29

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Miami killed Adam Gase, QB Whisperer

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 17:22

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

It's the NFC Wild Card Game. On the heels of Kaepernick leading them to an 11-0 finish, they take on Green Bay in Lambeau. They are down by 3 with 10 seconds left.

He breaks off a long run. "Not again" the fans say. "Not again!"

He's running, the 50, the 45, the 40.

He reaches the 20, the 10, the 5.

A wry smile crosses Dom Capers' face. He presses a button.

The star spangled banner plays. Kaepernick takes a knee at the one. Time expires. Packers win.

this is p good

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 18:48

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

quote:

Redskins LB/S Su'a Cravens says he now has to wear glasses full time because of his concussion issues.

Cravens reportedly visited a specialist on Tuesday. "Due to my concussion, my eyes have lost the memory to keep track of moving objects, so I have to wear these for the rest of my life," Cravens posted on social media. "Thanks, concussions," was his sarcastic sign-off. It's a scary development. Cravens seems likely to miss Week 6, and quite possibly beyond.

v eh?

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Oct 11, 2016

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 23:46

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Amy Pole Her posted:

JFC that's awful

It really is...I don't see how his career can't be over...

You know what's not awful? Tim Tebow running into a wall :allears:

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/785975285397147649

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 00:07

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a new study bible! posted:

Cousins is a honda civic.

Nah, Honda Civic's retain their value over time

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 16:33

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

News: Deion Lewis, Devondre Campbell, and Paul Worrilow projected to be back for the Seahawks game.

https://bloggingdirty.com/2016/10/10/report-deion-jones-devondre-campbell-and-paul-worrilow-might-be-back-for-the-seahawks-game/

Views: Thank Christ, now I don't have to watch the AJ Hawk redemption tour.

Who is Deion Lewis?

I'm so freaking pumped to see Neal, JONES and Campbell out on the field at once!!! Give me all the speeds!

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 17:34

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Some other guy who plays football, and not the Falcons LB.

Can't I be happy he's back too?

ps: gently caress rookies.

Our rookie class has been great! Neal and Jones both look so good already and Campbell was looking outstanding before his injury. Let's keep Pauly on special teams only...I don't mind if I never see him again in coverage.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 17:41

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Black Sunshine posted:

If we can ever get a complete game on both sides of the ball we might actually be legit scary.

Get on the Raiders brother, it's not too late and we go plenty of room for fans of cool teams.

I'm all in on the Raiders bandwagon as my AFC team. Raiders/Falcons superbowl? Yes, please!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 00:12

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

whypick1 posted:

Just as reliable as Even Year Bullshit

It was so delicious to see the even year bullshit crumble :allears:

# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 19:04

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Brannock posted:

Speaking of idiotic things the NFL is doing:

Vernon Davis fakes shooting a basketball and gets 15 yards.

Richard Sherman bear hugs Julio Jones and gets nothing.

Makes sense.

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Sometimes I wonder why I bother with this league

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 18:05

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

whypick1 posted:

So remember how yesterday Richard Sherman didn't called for DPI at the end of the game and everyone yelled "CHEATERS! FIXED! SHENANIGANS!"? Well there's a plausible explanation as to why there was no flag.

tl;dr: Downfield refs only had a view of the players backs, refs at the LOS way too far away to see anything, 8th official that Sherman has been advocating for would've been in perfect position to see it had there been one.

There is no plausible explanation other than Richard Sherman is a bitch made grabby man baby :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 23:38

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:10

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

lol Bucs can't help themselves. They are signing another former Falcon, RB Antone Smith.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 00:20

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