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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

I'd smoke a bone with Ken Bone, Snoop has the right idea

# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:09

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# ? May 3, 2024 21:58

RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

http://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/786594567999066112

# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:19

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

I've decided to find it charming how quickly and carefully he's shifted into making money off this

# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:21

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

it definitely beats that gross porn thing anyway

# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:22

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

ken bone is bad now

# ? Oct 14, 2016 00:34

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I've decided to find it charming how quickly and carefully he's shifted into making money off this

how could anyone hold it against him? He has a shelf life of four weeks at the absolute outside, probably closer to two

# ? Oct 14, 2016 01:26

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Lord of Pie posted:

That's it, now I'm writing in Ken Bone. Seriously; I'd rather have him or an empty desk for four years than either Hildog or Trump

# ? Oct 14, 2016 01:34

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I've decided to find it charming how quickly and carefully he's shifted into making money off this

He's going to be forgotten after everyone wears a Ken Bone costume for Halloween anyway. Everyone who receives one of his shirts in the mail mid-November will say "oh right, this thing" and have a nice little lol remembering that they gave The Middle American twenty dollars. Get yours while the getting's good, Ken Bone. Most people don't get the shot, maybe you can get enough money to cover an extra mortgage payment out of it.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 01:48

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

I wonder who he'll sell his 80k followers to after this is all over

# ? Oct 14, 2016 01:50

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

I wonder who he'll sell his 80k followers to after this is all over

Ken Bone currently has over 225k twitter followers thank you very much

# ? Oct 14, 2016 02:07

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

who is gonna flip out the most when ken bone endorses Hillary?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 02:14

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Trump will call him a total disaster.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 02:17

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Is there any rule preventing an "independent" PAC from paying Mr. Bone a cool $10k to "decide" on a particular candidate?

# ? Oct 14, 2016 03:17

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Ken Bone is going to have a Fox News show to fill in the empty slot when Hannity and/or O'Reilly have a massive coronary during Abuela's victory procession down Pennsylvania avenue

# ? Oct 14, 2016 04:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 7 days!)

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SullivanBobby/status/786748233532014592

edit:

Epic High Five posted:

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 05:08 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 05:03

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 7 days!)

# ? Oct 14, 2016 05:16

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

ken bone is good again

# ? Oct 14, 2016 05:32

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

so ken bone isn't going to endorse any candidates. so either he's just riding the gravy train, which, sure whatever or he's being willfully dense about what it means to have a bunch of good opinions and not stick up for them

# ? Oct 14, 2016 05:44

snakeandbake: Aug 21, 2012; by exmarx

Ken Bone sucks. He's a fat idiot.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 05:49

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

I honestly liked him when I thought he was just sheltered and unaware or some casualty of the culture wars. nope, he's a six-figure straight white male Internet libertarian in a lovely flyover state destroying our environment

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:00

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

snakeandbake posted:

Ken Bone sucks. He's a fat idiot.

Turn on your monitor

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:01

Deimus: Aug 17, 2012

theflyingexecutive posted:

I honestly liked him when I thought he was just sheltered and unaware or some casualty of the culture wars. nope, he's a six-figure straight white male Internet libertarian in a lovely flyover state destroying our environment

drat.. lovely..

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:10

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

I mean he's just a fuckin dude. He's a Middle American.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:22

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

quote:

I worked at a plant that made coke (the kind you burn to run smelters and blast furnaces, not the drink). Diring production hours there was a potential that one of our emergency smoke stacks could open and release the waste gasses without them going through the environmental control systems.

When this would happen, we had at least one guy on each shift who was trained to do a "method 10" reading on the gas coming out to determine if it was bad enough to count as an environmental violation. None of these guys would lie about it, if they saw a violation it got reported. Failure to report or lying on a report is a felony.

"Method 10" is basically just looking at the smoke and guessing how much you can see through it. Can't see through it at all? That's 100% opacity, which is real bad. The company solution to this was to only do production at night. You can't do a method 10 at night because it's dark. No reading means no violation, right?

Tl;dr - If you can't measure the pollution it doesn't exist.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4kvo1c/serious_whats_the_most_fucked_up_thing_youve_seen/d3iriyd

It would be a shame if this was traceable to his employer.

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:32

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

theflyingexecutive posted:

I honestly liked him when I thought he was just sheltered and unaware or some casualty of the culture wars. nope, he's a six-figure straight white male Internet libertarian in a lovely flyover state destroying our environment

Classic Ken Bone

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:36

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Solid fuckin advice from the Bonester

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:48

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

I mean he's just a fuckin dude. He's a Middle American.

yeah but he has zero religious compunctions to be inflexibly moral, he just chooses to gently caress over every non-white, non-male, non-straight, non-rich person for money

# ? Oct 14, 2016 06:48

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

he got a minuscule amount of fame and it all went straight to his head immediately

# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:02

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Yinlock posted:

he got a minuscule amount of fame and it all went straight to his head immediately

tbf, I'd be taking victory laps, but it's too important right now

# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:13

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

God Bless Ken Jones

# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:46

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

# ? Oct 14, 2016 07:56

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

TenementFunster posted:

anyway this guy is about 45 minutes away from tweeting something super racist to his 100,000 new twitter followers.

Epic High Five posted:

i underestimated you, ken bone.

and lets be honest, the reddit deep dive could have been ~a whole lot worse~ than dude liking porn and mixed race women. i dare anyone to cast that first stone

TenementFunster has issued a correction as of 08:22 on Oct 14, 2016

# ? Oct 14, 2016 08:20

snakeandbake: Aug 21, 2012; by exmarx

gently caress Ken Bone

# ? Oct 14, 2016 10:18

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

snakeandbake posted:

gently caress Ken Bone

When and where

# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:52

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Karl Barks posted:

ken bone is bad now

# ? Oct 14, 2016 14:53

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

ive always been a ed balls man

ed balls is 1. more unintentionally hilarious
2. more intentionally hilarious
3. dressed up as the mask for some dancing thing
4. he takes a MEAN photo seriously
5. hes actually had power and is continuing to seek more power
6. hes not some fat gently caress
7. hes like, james bond man

# ? Oct 14, 2016 15:39