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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Gatekeeper posted:

But I quit and now i feel like a winner :)

what i miss is having the cigarette as a medium of expression. a puff or an exhale at the right time could really add impact and drama to your words. all i have left now is profanity

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

MiracleWhale posted:

what i miss is having the cigarette as a medium of expression. a puff or an exhale at the right time could really add impact and drama to your words. all i have left now is profanity

sayin something real stone fuckin cold then in one smooth motion putting the cig out in the ashtray with a nice forceful yet controlled stub then gettin up and walkin into the night leaving them to contemplate how fuckin dope you are


Ugh I miss it

Fredflonston
Jan 29, 2011


MiracleWhale posted:

what i miss is having the cigarette as a medium of expression. a puff or an exhale at the right time could really add impact and drama to your words. all i have left now is profanity

Yea I gotta spit to the side and hope to ding metal for any hope of dramatic impact these days.

That or poo poo my pants strait up after issuing a pointed platitude.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


would frodo have been willing to undertake the perilous journey to mt. doom if gandalf hadn't dazzled him with some sick smoke rings? think about it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i smoked american spirit yellows but now i dont smoke.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

luv 2 date boys posted:

kamel red, bitch.

kamel blue supremacy idiot

addendum: or crushes if they're .75 off

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Smythe posted:

i smoked american spirit yellows but now i dont smoke.

No one likes a quitter in this country

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

thread was better before i clicked on it and i thought you were roasting marbles in a bong

1

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

scott zoloft posted:

kamel blue supremacy idiot

i smoked blues for years until i came to my senses and went red

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
I smoke spirit blues and I run and bike without issue fyi.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Smythe posted:

i smoked american spirit yellows but now i dont smoke.

Lame

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Sorry meant Lame-O

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I smoke Parms. (Parmesan and cloves) :clint:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

luv 2 date boys posted:

i smoked blues for years until i came to my senses and went red

Blues are perforated if you're sissy lungs aren't man enough for flavor country. :clint:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


one time i managed to light a cigarette on a roller coaster right before the place where they had the camera and got a p sweet pic of me lookin all disinterested with a cigarette hangin out of my mouth while everyone else was screaming. in retrospect i'm lucky it didn't fly out of my hand and burn out somebody's cornea

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MiracleWhale posted:

one time i managed to light a cigarette on a roller coaster right before the place where they had the camera and got a p sweet pic of me lookin all disinterested with a cigarette hangin out of my mouth while everyone else was screaming. in retrospect i'm lucky it didn't fly out of my hand and burn out somebody's cornea

It would probably just bounce off their eyeball unless you held it there.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
I chew between 20 and 30 pieces of nicotine gum a day

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i dip sometimes. it is a terrible habit in every way. usually skoal i dont know or give a poo poo ab the brands this is just the first one someone ever let me try

i refuse to do it in public tho

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Chinatown posted:

i used to smoke marlboro smooths :grin:

nice

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007


The only pic you need is the middle one. Losing those luscious locks at 34 is a tragedy.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
i vape

Fredflonston
Jan 29, 2011



*throws up hands in exasperation*

Everyone bow to mr saintly over here who wont suck a good ol' lung dart.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

That stuff will give you popcorn lung man.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
Nobody vaping has ever looked remotely cool

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
How's the squirrel menace, kob?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Benson and hedges... Sounds like a 70s band

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Gimme a pack ah them PALE MALES (spelled Pall Mall).

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

MiracleWhale posted:

one time i managed to light a cigarette on a roller coaster right before the place where they had the camera and got a p sweet pic of me lookin all disinterested with a cigarette hangin out of my mouth while everyone else was screaming. in retrospect i'm lucky it didn't fly out of my hand and burn out somebody's cornea

Badass.

Pecked To Death
Jun 27, 2004

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

DiHK posted:

That stuff will give you popcorn lung man.

http://www.snopes.com/vaping-causes-popcorn-lung/

Nope. Even cigarettes don't contain enough of the chemical that causes popcorn lung(diacetyl) to give you the disease and they contain more then 100 times as diacetyl then e-cigs do.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i blow dro

momerath
Nov 15, 2014

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

camel menthol silver or bust

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


On 24s?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What about Marlboro Man and Harley Davidson? Hell, what about just the Marlboro Man? He was so god drat manly. :allears:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

I don't really smoke 'em but I would have a pack with me in case someone asked to bum a cig off me and I'd go 'aw man this was my last [whatever]' but I got these... and then pull the Luckies out and watch them go '...naaaaah thanks though.'

That was when I was going to raves and had menthols a lot just for the menthol though (and people would come up asking for a cig NONSTOP) I've never really been a cigarette person.

They are pretty brutal.

Wait so you don't smoke, but carry a pack of cigs around to give away? Why...

e: And I've never heard anyone refer to Marlboro as Marbs.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
I have a pipe I smoke like once a month and I'm short as hell too so it's like hobbit time

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
You know this god drat guy smokes marbs:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I smoke American spirit black pack with the filters ripped off

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I prefer Camel Turkish Royals

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

i dip sometimes. it is a terrible habit in every way. usually skoal i dont know or give a poo poo ab the brands this is just the first one someone ever let me try

i refuse to do it in public tho

Dipping is superior to smoking really:

-You can do it in the shower
-No lingering smoke smell
-Cheaper I think
-Doesn't compromise athletic performance

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Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Dipping is superior to smoking really:

-You can do it in the shower
-No lingering smoke smell
-Cheaper I think
-Doesn't compromise athletic performance

Everybody look at this chump who doesn't know how to smoke in the shower

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