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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
My buddy in high school had a grey 86 taurus and I was always jealous of him, because Robocop is that cool.

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Netflix doesn't have any loving robocop movies what in the goddamned gently caress?!?!??!?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Feminasty Slut posted:

My buddy in high school had a grey 86 taurus and I was always jealous of him, because Robocop is that cool.

I had a red one :c00lbutt:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
See I got this problem. Cops don't like me.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
robocop is a Good Movie

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I was hoping we'd get at least one troll comment saying the remake is superior in every way. Very disappointed in you today GBS. :colbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kuato posted:

I was hoping we'd get at least one troll comment saying the remake is superior in every way. Very disappointed in you today GBS. :colbert:

Some things you just don't joke about

Now Total Recall, on the other hand ;)

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Hatebag posted:

Netflix doesn't have any loving robocop movies what in the goddamned gently caress?!?!??!?

Have you checked your local library? Many have an extensive collection of DVD movies.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Robocop is on The Criterion Collection

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Robocop 2 isn't great but it's got Tom Noonan in it which makes it worth watching

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Rush Limbo posted:

The director of Robocop came out and said that Robocop was basically Jesus lol

Still a cool film though

Very subtle what with the scene where RoboCop is seemingly walking on water.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

FedEx Mercury posted:

Have you checked your local library? Many have an extensive collection of DVD movies.

You have a dvd player?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You have a dvd player?

I have 3 :smug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

You can watch all 3 robocops at the same tjme

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Look at money bags over here.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

gary oldmans diary posted:

See I got this problem. Cops don't like me.

NININININININININININININININ

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

the 'pig man' scene is pretty much as good as cinema is gonna get.

toxic waste injuries and a car crash that has a dude blow up like a water balloon, fellini ain't got poo poo on that masterpiece

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Bitches leave

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
robocop is so casually incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYGa9KZOy7c

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen
Thank you for this thread. Otherwise I would have wasted today by not watching Rohocop again.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
OP you have suffered an emotional shock
i will notify a redbox machine

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

OP, I'm very dissapointed.

heard; shame felt

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

thathonkey posted:

heard; shame felt

That was a twist on a well known line from the film; "Dick, I'm very dissapointed".

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


The new remake has its moments but isn't an instant classic like the first one and none of the fight scenes hold a candle to Robocop Vs Robocain from the second one.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Total Recall also owns and I refuse to watch the remake because I know it'll piss me off. Vehorvernenghen owns.

The_end
May 17, 2014
I am sure you can buy it for a dollar somewhere.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
Robocop 2 is an insane mess of a movie thats wildly incoherent and full of plot threads that go nowhere but stands as a collection of amazing scenes on their own the are greater than their collective sum. We do not speak of the 3rd film or that crazy cheap 8 hour quadrilogy of tv movies.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That was a twist on a well known line from the film; "Dick, I'm very dissapointed".

how the gently caress would i know :cripes: did you not peep the op

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen
Report: Robocop still owns. His lovely Taurus bottoming out on its way out of the police station is funny every time.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am gonna watch robocop 1 tomorrow night

really pumped

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

thathonkey posted:

i am gonna watch robocop 1 tomorrow night

really pumped

I'm pumped for you. Quite frankly, we all are.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

i am gonna watch robocop 1 tomorrow night

really pumped

You're gonna love it!!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Dr. Lariat posted:

Robocop 2 is an insane mess of a movie thats wildly incoherent and full of plot threads that go nowhere but stands as a collection of amazing scenes on their own the are greater than their collective sum. We do not speak of the 3rd film or that crazy cheap 8 hour quadrilogy of tv movies.

I'll leave this as evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDsSrCFvz_A

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:siren: i am beginning the movie now :siren:

(audience note: full disclosure: i have prepared a small vaporizer of marijuana product to accompany this viewing experience)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lmao the robot just shot that dude to poo poo in the board room

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
robocop just saved the liquor store couple from an armed robbery but destroys their refrigerator with the perp. probably cost more than what the robber wouldve made off with. old lady still wants that robodick though

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
anyone have that everdread gif where emil splatters into the windshield and it says "Get out" (or maybe "go back to gbs" i cant remember)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh god those robothighs! :jackbud:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i think the leader of the bank robbery crew is related to george costanza

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I'm 30 and haven't watched robocop, any of the rocky movies, any rambo movies after the first, no terminator movie, no lethal weapon, and only watched die hard for the first time 2 years ago

At this point I feel I can't even watch them anymore since they're propably super old and dumb to my refined 201x palette

For example I think back to the future and ghost busters both sucked when I watched them for the first time at 25, too cheesy

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