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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
people think that alcoholism is bad for you but i think that being drunk all the time is the best way to deal with this loathsome world in which we live

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
i started a "white month" yesterday, no drinking for 30 days.

wish me luck

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Ground floor of the GBS Alcoholic thread that starts out jokingly but becomes a sincere discussion between the same group of 15 30-something alkos by page 12

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i put alcoholism to work fixing my deck but it never gets anything done

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
it's cool because being drunk makes it possible to interact in society but you gotta be careful not to let people realize you're drunk at the grocery store at 2pm on Monday

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

gently caress yes drinking to forget my problems

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Wizard Master posted:

Ground floor of the GBS Alcoholic thread that starts out jokingly but becomes a sincere discussion between the same group of 15 30-something alkos by page 12

Goddamn you're fooling yourself if you think it'll take 15 pages.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Wizard Master posted:

Ground floor of the GBS Alcoholic thread that starts out jokingly but becomes a sincere discussion between the same group of 15 30-something alkos by page 12

i posted this thread because i want to chat up the other alcoholics that post in GBS namely all GBS posters.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
make no bones about it i'm a drunk

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



the hazy cushion of alcoholism protects me from the sharp edges of reality

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Ein cooler Typ posted:

it's cool because being drunk makes it possible to interact in society but you gotta be careful not to let people realize you're drunk at the grocery store at 2pm on Monday

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

AEMINAL posted:

i started a "white month" yesterday, no drinking for 30 days.

wish me luck

That's racist.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
drinkin tequila

edit: at 5 in the mornin

Greenlit
Dec 16, 2004

A commonborn squire
takes the reins of a knightly order, and leads a wayward kingdom from the midst
of chaos. The masses yearn for a hero. I give them what they wish.
waitin on the liquor store to open. out of cigs, too. this is a poo poo day already.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
>no liquor sales on Sunday here

it's like living in Saudi Arabia

luckily I picked up an extra handle yesterday

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

AEMINAL posted:

i started a "white month" yesterday, no drinking for 30 days.

wish me luck

weak

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Alcoholism is a great thing.
It lets me forget the everlasting pain of the human condition and also the fact that I did that one dumb thing when I was in middle-school when everyone laughed at me.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I've been drinking a couple of beers on the train on the way home each day to take the edge off in spite of the fact that it's illegal here and because I'm a respectable looking white guy ive never had anyone call me on it or cause trouble and I'm slowly gearing up the amount

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Admitting is the first step to defeat so instead of alcoholic I tell myself that I'm a Empty Bottle Collecter.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't like getting drunk that much. Just enough to get warm and cheery. :shrug:

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Can't be working that well, since I'm still alive.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
I drink 12-15 light beers every day when I get off work, which is at 9AM, so I am comfortably drunk by noon on a literal daily basis. I've missed prob 3-4 days of drinking in the past couple years. I have not had a single solid poo poo during that time.

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
Going to any social event sober sucks a lot.

I just don't drink alone or at home.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Basically what I am trying to say is that alcoholism is a great and wonderful thing that takes the edge off of the lovely world in which we live

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Also I recommend combining it with 1/8th of weed rolled into approx 8 spliffs that are interspersed with smoking just straight camel nonfilters

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
These posts make me now finally understand why my hair is going gray at the age of 28.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
i really like drinking to excess coz then i can hit that sweet spot wherne i have enough courage to talk to a woman but also im too drunk to see properly so i sleep with a fuckign WHALE but at least i get laid eh


in conculsition YES i lvoe drinking

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
tbh most f my getting laid has been done at 2am with someone i would not touch with a gen foot pole if is aw sobre

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
man i want to get laid right now

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

just woke up drunk to find this thread waiting for me lol

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
i wish you hadnt

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
woken up, i mean

not find this thread




although that would have been a satisfacotry second option

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
No, but I think with a little more effort I can make accommodation

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

du -hast posted:

These posts make me now finally understand why my hair is going gray at the age of 28.

this is because your body can't effectively process the toxins yet

you have to subjugate the liver and then it's easy sailing

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend
the pure alcoholic is a dying breed

everyone on that pharma poo poo too

rip

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Taking it easy this month, because next month is election month aka the month where I drink at a much greater rate than normal. Its like letting my liver come up for air before I start the 1500m freestyle.


Also can a "pure alcoholic" still smoke dope? Cuz thats not exactly pharma yet.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Legalize Marijuana.

:)

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If you're not drunk and/or high on weed you are actively being a sucker.

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Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

shove me like you do posted:

Also can a "pure alcoholic" still smoke dope? Cuz thats not exactly pharma yet.

technically it's about mixed use, where most people who used to just be alcoholics are taking pills for anxiety, sleeplessness and what not and they end up taking pills and alcohol simultaneously on almost a daily basis

it sounds like a nonsensical point but since unlike doing speed or whatever one might actually live quite a while if their main drug is alcohol, it starts doing a number on the body in the long run

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