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Trashman posted:vr porn already exists, I haven't actually watched any but I gotta just assume it's the same as POV porn but a bigger FOV??? absurd. if you can't move through the scene and view from all angles it's not vr.
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C.H.O.M.E posted:trumpulus rift mods, can u do namechanges for entire countries?
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Trashman posted:vr porn already exists, I haven't actually watched any but I gotta just assume it's the same as POV porn but a bigger FOV??? "hello I've got a complaint about my vr porn, when I reach for my dick in the VR, my hand is no where near my real dick, please fix"
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Trashman posted:vr porn already exists, I haven't actually watched any but I gotta just assume it's the same as POV porn but a bigger FOV??? If you aren't sittin or layin exactly like the viewer in the vid it looks like you're fuckin a gigantess.
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https://twitter.com/nathie944/status/799342932499238912
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using tech to mess with primates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8NRh9UI1aQ
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Trashman posted:vr porn already exists, I haven't actually watched any but I gotta just assume it's the same as POV porn but a bigger FOV??? Vaginal reality
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:using tech to mess with primates I wish my job was to mess with monkeys
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:using tech to mess with primates Can't chimps rip your arms off? Seems like a bad idea.
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Nov 18, 2016 20:14
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chimps are very strong but also very smart. idk people do stupider poo poo with like lions and tigers and those are way more dangerous
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Bloody posted:chimps are very strong but also very smart. idk people do stupider poo poo with like lions and tigers and those are way more dangerous I was thinking of the chimp that tore that lady's jaw off, but that poor thing had suffered a lifetime of abuse.
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My Linux Rig posted:I wish my job was to mess with monkeys have u heard of lucy, the chimp raised like a human as an experiment in the 60s, by a crazy psychologist and his wife? in retrospect it was.... highly unethical, to say the least https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(chimpanzee) posted:Temerlin and his wife raised Lucy as if she were a human child, teaching her to eat with silverware, dress herself, flip through magazines, and sit in a chair at the dinner table. She was taught signs taken from American Sign Language by primatologist Roger Fouts as part of an ape language project and eventually learned 140 signs. She appeared in Life magazine, where she became famous for drinking straight gin, rearing a cat, and using Playgirl and a vacuum cleaner for sexual gratification.[2][3] Around that time, the Temerlins introduced her for the first time to a male chimpanzee, and she was frightened and did not relate to him, let alone find him attractive
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otoh this was the 60s so that chimp probably got treated better than an adult human of similarly problematic mental and physical capacity
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there were similar experiments with a dolphin, who killed himself because of heartbreak
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creating a suicidal heartbroken dolphin is quite the scientific accomplishment they should check if a human child raised by monkeys later gets depressed around actual humans, or if humans are just the superior race to hang with, whatever the species
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unpacked robinhood posted:they should check if a human child raised by monkeys later gets depressed around actual humans, or if humans are just the superior race to hang with, whatever the species ill start the
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_child#Documented_or_alleged_cases lotta prior work to study there
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Citizen Tayne posted:I was thinking of the chimp that tore that lady's jaw off, but that poor thing had suffered a lifetime of abuse. don't gently caress with chimps. they'll rip your balls off and maul your face. it's how they do things, and they're ridiculously strong. if you gave me some stupid scenario where I got a spear and had to fight a lion or a chimp I'd pick the lion every time.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:don't gently caress with chimps. they'll rip your balls off and maul your face. it's how they do things, and they're ridiculously strong. theres a story of a guy who had a pet chimp that he would take around to random towns and challenge tough guys to beat the chimp in a wrestling match for money. there were always guys who took the bait but the chimp always beat them easily. also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
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humans are insanely weak garbage animals
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Bloody posted:humans are insanely weak garbage animals insanely weak garbage animals with machine guns, atomic bombs, and a death wish
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SmokaDustbowl posted:insanely weak garbage animals with machine guns, atomic bombs, and a death wish I didn't watch planet of the apes but the premise seems kinda shaky. We're on the verge of wiping out gorillas just from poaching, so I'm curious how they turn that around to taking over the planet
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Humans are basically the grey aliens of the earth Spooky, hairless, physically weak and frail, but invulnerable because of their vastly superior technology Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:theres a story of a guy who had a pet chimp that he would take around to random towns and challenge tough guys to beat the chimp in a wrestling match for money. there were always guys who took the bait but the chimp always beat them easily. two creatures wearing diapers BATTLE IT OUT over a moat
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:two creatures wearing diapers BATTLE IT OUT over a moat but enough about my thanksgiving plans
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humans have plenty of biological advantages over other species, not just tech or even just smarts. gorillas and chimps didn't spread out of the jungles and populate the entire planet, that only started when we gave up massive upper body strength and grip suited for tree climbing, in exchange for more efficient long distance travel and far superior physical endurance that comes with upright posture and metabolic adaptations. if you've seen the youtub on traditional african endurance hunters you know this, we can literally just track big prey for dozens and dozens of miles until it is too exhausted to continue and just collapses. a primatologist criticized the planet of the apes movies based on the fact that gorillas and chimps actually don't have proper musculoskeletal structure to accurately throw projectile weapons. despite its immense strength a chimp can't really throw a baseball or hunt from long distance with a spear. that's a physical adaptation humans got when we stood fully erect. ive also heard that humans are particularly good at healing from major injuries compared to other large mammals that often just go into shock and die
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I too am fully erect
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:humans have plenty of biological advantages over other species, not just tech or even just smarts. you have any literature on this you could recommend? I'm interested in this kind of thing
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human civilization is really just a weird specialization of our bizarre symbiotic relationship with wheat, corn, and rice (and to a lesser degree chickens and cows). our entire existence is basically just to facilitate the growth and reproduction of these species.
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The Management posted:human civilization is really just a weird specialization of our bizarre symbiotic relationship with wheat, corn, and rice (and to a lesser degree chickens and cows). our entire existence is basically just to facilitate the growth and reproduction of these species. I think you got it backwards
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I think you got it backwards does corn ever come to where you live, remove your predators, provide you with food and water, and make sure you're getting laid?
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The Management posted:does corn ever come to where you live, remove your predators, provide you with food and water, and make sure you're getting laid? yeah. there's a documentary called children of the corn you should check out
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The Management posted:does corn ever come to where you live, remove your predators, provide you with food and water, and make sure you're getting laid? I think I read that too, by that Israeli anthropologist, the idea that wheat just used us to propagate itself
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The Management posted:does KoRn ever come to where you live, remove your predators, provide you with food and water, and make sure you're getting laid?
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I remember before the public got their hands on VR the gaming press and opinion formers were sperging about how amazing the experience was and how you Just Had To Try It. Then it came out and the buzz immediately died under the weight of 100 overpriced VR experiences. I'd be surprised if 1% of people on Steam are playing VR poo poo. It's dead Jim.
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Berious posted:I remember before the public got their hands on VR the gaming press and opinion formers were sperging about how amazing the experience was and how you Just Had To Try It. So you mean 1995?
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thanks to the occulus thread I learned that wheat is super smart and conned us into cultivating it
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:you have any literature on this you could recommend? I'm interested in this kind of thing humans being uniquely suited to accurately throwing projectiles, and how human evolution favored long distance endurance running. one important part of that i forgot to mention is we dissipate heat through sweat which is much more efficient than, say, panting (and it helps having less body hair than most mammals). humans also heal from wounds differently than many mammals in that many animals have loose skin that shrinks to close a cut but humans (and pigs apparently) mostly close wounds by rapid growth of new skin cells (scar tissue). i think ive read that this is beneficial in certain circumstances for recovery from injuries but can't find a good reference, maybe for very deep wounds? The Management posted:human civilization is really just a weird specialization of our bizarre symbiotic relationship with wheat, corn, and rice (and to a lesser degree chickens and cows). our entire existence is basically just to facilitate the growth and reproduction of these species. don't forget doggos! we basically co-evolved with them.
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