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ADINSX posted:I didn't watch planet of the apes but the premise seems kinda shaky. We're on the verge of wiping out gorillas just from poaching, so I'm curious how they turn that around to taking over the planet a new strain of dog syphilis kills all the dogs and cats so naturally the only replacement for pets is chimps and gorillas when we notice how strong and cool they are we gentically modify them to be slightly more human so they can grip stuff and do manual labor because it's okay to mistreat minorities, which apes now are and then the distant descendants of the modifed apes climb in a time machine and bring back an evolved baby chimp which will cause our helper apes to eventually evolve into the masters of the earth so the governments of earth naturally decide to exterminate all apes everywhere but a vile traitor hides the baby chimp in a travelling circus and by the way the helper apes easily kill all the humans with like broomsticks and stuff oh and back to the future a cult detonates a super atomic bomb that sterilizes the earth so the entire story was pointless
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Nov 19, 2016 21:50
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oh, and in the alternate timeline marky mark and the funky bunch drop a space chimp into a wormhole and this causes aperaham lincoln
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Nov 19, 2016 21:57
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don't forget the alternate alternate timeline where the chimps are accidentally engineered into intelligence by testing anti-alzheimers drugs on them and humans are simultaneously killed by a plague, leaving apes to inherit the earth
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Nov 19, 2016 21:59
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would apes elect Trump?
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mike12345 posted:would apes elect Trump? obviously, yes.
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Carmack still works at Oculus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8aU4MYDsOQ
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mike12345 posted:I think I read that too, by that Israeli anthropologist, the idea that wheat just used us to propagate itself the book is called the selfish cob
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Nov 19, 2016 23:47
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Syncopated posted:the book is called the selfish cob please don't post my sex moves
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if you want to be that reductive about it I guess humans only exist to puzzle out the meaning of life or some such
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Annual Gift Panda posted:if you want to be that reductive about it I guess humans only exist to puzzle out the meaning of life or some such The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make this planet and the nebula outside, that burn inside the stars themselves. We are star-stuff. We are the Universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out. - Carl Sagan
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what's scented meat?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make this planet and the nebula outside, that burn inside the stars themselves. We are star-stuff. We are the Universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out. TIL water, complex carbohydrates, DNA are all formed inside stars
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:a primatologist criticized the planet of the apes movies based on the fact that gorillas and chimps actually don't have proper musculoskeletal structure to accurately throw projectile weapons. despite its immense strength a chimp can't really throw a baseball or hunt from long distance with a spear. that's a physical adaptation humans got when we stood fully erect. humans are better even at poop throwing, owned
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Nov 20, 2016 08:40
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meat that thinks
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make this planet and the nebula outside, that burn inside the stars themselves. We are star-stuff. We are the Universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out. I was going more of a douglas adams direction but that's good too
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Bloody posted:meat that thinks you're asking me to believe in sentient meat?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:The molecules of your body are the same molecules that make this planet and the nebula outside, that burn inside the stars themselves. We are star-stuff. We are the Universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out.
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Syncopated posted:the book is called the selfish cob "im not owned! im not owned!" said ancient humans as they became symbiotic
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wheat legit more interesting than vr
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crusader_complex posted:"im not owned! im not owned!" said ancient humans as they became symbiotic lol
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:humans have plenty of biological advantages over other species, not just tech or even just smarts. extremely high con, dex, and int, 0 in everything else
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Sagebrush posted:don't forget the alternate alternate timeline where the chimps are accidentally engineered into intelligence by testing anti-alzheimers drugs on them and humans are simultaneously killed by a plague, leaving apes to inherit the earth not believable enough as a movie storyline, 4/10
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atomicthumbs posted:extremely high corn...
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crusader_complex posted:"im not owned! im not owned!" said ancient humans as they became symbiotic
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atomicthumbs posted:extremely high con, dex, and int, 0 in everything else not sure about that int score
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Fallen Hamprince posted:not sure about that int score humans are smart but also dumb as hell, so 0 wis
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unlike other animals, humans can leverage the intelligence of the smartest ones to make clothing and swords and cellphones and carry the rest of the dumbass species out of their caves and into heated apartments.
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unlike other animals the world would be objectively better off without us.
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Dongslayer. posted:wheat legit more interesting than vr
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:unlike other animals the world would be objectively better off without us. the only thing life exists to do is colonize every available niche, regardless of the consequences to competing species and even the environment itself honey badgers and squirrels aren't going to build space rockets and populate the lifeless galaxy but if the democrats and crybaby environmentalists stop being so obstructionist president trump will declare 2017 to be universal century year 1, name newt gingrich secretary of the moon, and build the most luxurious space colonies and conquer space big league
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