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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Yeah and why is Pluto Mickey's pet when Goofy is also a dog and blah blah blah blah you're not breaking any new ground here, buddy. You want to know the answer? It's the same reason we put gorillas in zoos and not people. The dogs who are Arthur's peers and the dogs who are pets in Arthur's universe simply evolved from a common ancestor and are in fact distinct species with different levels of intelligence and thus personhood, despite their broad morphological similarities. I've given this a lot of thought and I'm planning to write my dissertation on it, so just be aware of that before you go and start trying to claim any of my ideas as your own in the future.

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Writing for Arthur seems like it would be a pretty sweet gig as far as children's shows go.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

i'm a nihilist now

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Why you gotta mention he's a moose, Arthur?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I remember there was an episode where Arthur ripped his pants at school and everybody saw his shameful tighty-whiteys, and I found it hard to watch because that was my greatest fear as a six-year-old, apart from nuclear holocaust.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Shneak posted:

You try to tell me you aren't TRIGGERED by the episode where Arthur cuts his knee on a tin can in a junkyard.

Arthur shouldn't have been in that junkyard because it was dangerous. He learned a valuable lesson and, you know what? So did I.

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

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