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I dont think anyone has actually submitted anything these are all HCT
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:43 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:38 |
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the triumphant return of 50FA it's all upper deckers and down low blows now
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 01:46 |
VikingSkull posted:it's all upper deckers and down low blows now new mouse over text
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:02 |
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quote:Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:06 |
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oh boy here we go
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:09 |
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2spooky4me posted:oh boy here we go
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:10 |
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lol
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:10 |
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edit: wrong thread lol im stupid
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 02:11 |
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That's Anne Franke Fanfic
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 05:29 |
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quote:For a story that's not a total bummer, I tried to get my driver to take my spot in the turret so I could take a poo poo but, because we took contact and had a couple rounds bounce off our truck, he didn't want to hop out. Ended up taking a monstrous mre/afghan cigarette/rip-it fueled poo poo into an mre bag, rear end hanging over the swinging gunner seat, balls and dick dangling right behind his shoulder. It was a voilent, wet, messy affair and attempting cleanup with only mre toilet paper and the wet nap was a herculean task. The wind caressed my balls as he attempted to fan the smell out by swinging his door just a tiny amount. Midway through cleanup my Squad leader came over to make sure we were okay. He opened the front door and my driver told him what was going on. He shouted, "no he isn't" and proceeded to open the rear door, exposing my tender butthole and swinging scrotum to the harsh Afghan sun. In a true show of camraderie he just yelled "Yeah, I like that," And slammed the door. I was holding onto the bag because I figured I'd get yelled at for tossing my poo poo bag in the middle of a village but after we left I shoved a piss bottle in the bag and chucked it. Some poor motherfucker was really disappointed that day.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 06:31 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Humvee poop adventure Thanks for making me laugh, whoever you are. I briefly worked with guys from SEAL Team 4 back in 2012. They used to poop in bags custom-designed for waste storage. They did so even when we were at a fixed FOB with porta shitters. One day I learned why. Whenever they traveled by convoy, if Afghan children started throwing rocks, the SEALs would fling poop at them. High school never ends.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 07:33 |
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I forgot to make this anonymous so don't look at my name. When I was at BAF I snapped a picture of the Vegas-style "Welcome to Bagram" sign painted on a T-Wall on the flight line. I'm still not sure how I managed to get away with that. One time I didn't feel like going to the store after work to pick up toilet paper, so I grabbed a roll from the supply room since we've got well over 3000 rolls. But with the upcoming switch from PBUSE over to GSAA I guess even that stuff is going to be precisely tracked so I'm terrified of what's going to happen when we do the initial inventory and it comes up short. These and a hundred other indiscretions torment me at night as I stare through tear rimmed eyes at my bedroom ceiling. "What if I'm gay?" I whisper to the darkness, but there's never any answer.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 17:13 |
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Loden Taylor posted:"What if I'm gay?" I whisper to the darkness, but there's never any answer. Thread title
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 18:48 |
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Zeris posted:Thread title Nah, more like "Its poo poo and piss all the way down"
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:10 |
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 19:12 |
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quote:For around 6 of the delightful months I spent in Korea, I more or less ended up being the de facto medic for STI testing. I honestly couldn't tell you how many people I saw on a weekly basis or even how many were regular repeat customers, but a few lucky contestants stood out more than the others.
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# ? Oct 20, 2016 20:15 |
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quote:In the vein of the shitter guy..
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 00:39 |
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Eclipse Spyder, for when you absolutely, positively need to inform the world that you are the highest pressure douche nozzle commercially available.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 00:53 |
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Approved by Steve👍
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 00:55 |
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One of my 8th grade classmates was knocked up by a marine. This was back when the age of consent was 14. Her parents made her keep the baby and they got married. She disappeared from school and we've never heard from her again. Stories like what happened to that guy in his unit give me some hope for justice.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 02:29 |
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quote:We caught an afghan terp making phone calls to the Taliban about our patrols. We had lost a guy about 2 weeks ago, and another a few days prior.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 13:09 |
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One of our afghan terps straight up ditched us to go who knows where, probably the taliban so he could help try and kill us for showing him porno. He was disgusted seeing naked women and vaginas. He said its gross putting dicks where women pee. Our other terps were cool though and were US citizens.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 17:42 |
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Mike-o posted:One of our afghan terps straight up ditched us to go who knows where, probably the taliban so he could help try and kill us for showing him porno. He was disgusted seeing naked women and vaginas. He said its gross putting dicks where women pee. Our other terps were cool though and were US citizens. Lol
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:39 |
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Mike-o posted:One of our afghan terps straight up ditched us to go who knows where, probably the taliban so he could help try and kill us for showing him porno. He was disgusted seeing naked women and vaginas. He said its gross putting dicks where women pee. Our other terps were cool though and were US citizens. Hearts and Minds, eh?
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:55 |
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quote:On my second deployment I worked intel at a medium sized airbase in Afghanistan. I had plenty of opportunities to work with the intel cell of the infantry brigade responsible for the area. I got to know a few of the female soldiers, and some of them seemed as interested in hooking up as I was.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 18:59 |
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A friend used to cyber with his gf over sipr chat all the loving time. The only terp we had I remember was a farsi guy who would tell us what all the iranian boats were saying about us, poo poo talk them to us, and then when we'd let him he'd talk poo poo directly to them over bridge to bridge.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 19:07 |
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Our company had a lioness team with lady terp attached to us. We also had a really short marine. On the lady terps first patrol they get ambushed and take cover in a wadi and she gets as low as possible. The problem is, the short marine can't see over the edge of the wadi. What does he do? He climbs up on top of this balled up lady terp and uses her like a foot stool so he can get some.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 19:34 |
Reverand maynard posted:Our company had a lioness team I think i figured out what this is from context but I choose to believe this is like a K-9 unit except with a loving pride of female lions.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 19:51 |
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its lady marines so they can talk to afghan ladies
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 22:49 |
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I don't know what to do about a peer that confided in me that he needs help and I don't know that the military healthcare system will actually help. He lost his kid to his ex wife and has anger issues because he's a tiny guy whos been hosed with his whole life and in the last five years has been hosed by everyone he considered close. He's not a bad dude at all. I wish I had confidence in the help the military and I have to offer. I hope he turns around every second. I feel like trying to help is going to be fruitless. I hate this.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 23:06 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know what to do about a peer that confided in me that he needs help and I don't know that the military healthcare system will actually help. If it's serious, gently caress that. Tell him to go get the help he needs. He starts catching poo poo from his chain for actually having the balls to ask for help, get him to document every single little thing with as much detail as possible so if/when poo poo starts going sideways he comes out of the corner swinging for the hills. Same thing with the BH people if somehow he stumbles on some worthless piece of poo poo that doesn't know how to do their actual job. He'll have to make the choice whether he wants to stay "loyal" to the abominable cunts that will inevitably try to throw him under the bus while using it as a bulletin point for their next brown-nosing appointment, or he can take care of numero uno and get the help he needs in order to avoid a legitimate mental breakdown and/or suicide.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 23:23 |
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quote:Man I've pissed away literal millions of dollars doing maintenance on various things, skated like a champ, but by far the only thing I'm loving relieved I never got caught doing was forging leave papers.
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 23:45 |
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I'm trying to catch up, I should have posted this one more timely sorry, i've been trying to space them out so its not too much at once quote:I jerked off to the debate tonight and came so hard I nearly hit my TV. lol
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 23:50 |
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The guy forging leave papers is an American hero
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# ? Oct 21, 2016 23:54 |
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the reason I love GiP is y'all remind me of my family members combat vets, dudes staring down Soviets, the works.... when I was thinking about joining they basically all screamed "WHAT ARE YOU, loving STUPID?!?!" in my face e- the no moto policy here rules is what I'm saying
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 00:27 |
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't know what to do about a peer that confided in me that he needs help and I don't know that the military healthcare system will actually help. I can say that trying to get help isn't actually worse than not trying at all. Unfortunately sometimes it's the same thing; maybe your buddy will have better luck. Tell him to try.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 00:27 |
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McNally posted:I can say that trying to get help isn't actually worse than not trying at all. Were going to the brain doc tomorrow. I told him he's the one who has to take the steps but I'll walk with him every step. I just hope the motherfucker gets help and that I can sleep. loving life man. Wish all of you a good night.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 00:34 |
Wasabi the J posted:Were going to the brain doc tomorrow. I told him he's the one who has to take the steps but I'll walk with him every step. You're a good man
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 00:50 |
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milk milk lemonade posted:You're a good man Agreed. You're good people Wasabi. That said, I'm still gonna make brony creaks about you because I am bad people
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 00:55 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:38 |
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I stole two weapon lights and had my parka stolen from me welp that's my naughty army story
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