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quote:Oh, I have a loving list handy for this day.
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I don't really have any good stories to anonymize, or really any good stories at all or maybe I'm just selling myself short. But man I could go on for hours about all the pieces of poo poo I loving hate and hope died.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 01:54 |
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I'm probably gonna wear my APECS coat in civies this winter.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:25 |
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I'm a civvie and this isn't military but I feel wrong for reading without sharing. So I dated my high school sweetheart for like 6 years. She ended up going to college and I ended up starting my career and we eventually drifted apart. However, our firsts for basically everything were together. Sp one day, we're fooling around, and she brings up the subject of anal. I'm like, well, ya know, never really cared since we gently caress already, but ok, I'm down to try it. It actually went well all things considered. So the next night we're at a friends house getting sloshed. I was always more of a pothead, so I'm high as gently caress, but she drank, so she starts getting sloppy as gently caress, and loud. We start all talking about sex stuff, and she drops the anal hammer on everyone from the night before, just owns straight up to trying it. Ok, I don't care, I probably would have told them (more discreetly) later, whatevs. So now it's Sunday afternoonand we're all hanging out again. I'm high as usual, she's sober and nursing a wicked hangover. She makes some crack about my bud, and he's like "yeah well at least I've never been hosed in the rear end!" Cue her turning and giving me the flushest right cross to the chin I've ever got. Total sucker punch, I didn't even have time to laugh at the zinger. I won't even lie, I had stars popping everywhere in my field of vision. She apparently was so drunk she forgot she put herself on blast. So yeah, that's the story how I was propositioned for anal and was punched in the face for it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:27 |
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:The guy forging leave papers is an American hero Any S-1 shop that didn't lose their unit's block leave paperwork* should be hung for treason *AFTER leave
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:28 |
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ok who wants tales from the phantom shitter vol 2?
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:37 |
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well here it is quote:Since everyone liked my mad shitter escapades, I figure I'd go in to detail on a few
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:38 |
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:If it's serious, gently caress that. Tell him to go get the help he needs. If your problem is that you're stressed out because of poo poo your command is doing, going MH are probably the last people you want to talk to. I don't know if it's policy or just that they're part of the system, but they are categorically incapable of concluding or admitting that a problem is being caused by something extrinsic to the service member, especially the chain of command, and they share as poo poo won't document that on paper. As far as they are concerned, every problem is intrinsic to the soldier, and their conclusion will be either that your friend needs to make changes in his life, or that he is mentally ill. If his base has an MFLC, I would talk to them. They may be useless too, but it's less likely they'll be actively harmful. Oh, and by all means, document, but commanders have plenty of ways to gently caress with people that don't constitute retribution unless they are stupid enough to explicitly say why they are doing it.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 02:55 |
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phantom shitter is my hero
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:04 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:phantom shitter is my hero he really is a national treasure
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:05 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:phantom shitter is my hero Phantom shitter for President
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:05 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:10 |
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The past was also poo poo, sir
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:14 |
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I'm not necessarily a fan of phantom making GBS threads stories, even though these have been great, but it's lines like: "but I'm just cheap enough to think that $3 to take a dump is too much" just fuckin' cracks me up.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 03:37 |
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quote:Working an an un-named aircraft system, we have a HP Server that was going through memory upgrades with ECC DDR2 Registered/Buffered RAM. So, we got the RAM from the TCTO kit and go to swap them out on each of the aircraft. After completion, we take the old RAM (2GB ECC Buffered/Registered sticks) Supply tells us that they have no process for taking back the old RAM. Now even though they were a couple years old, this was still pricey RAM.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 04:13 |
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quote:There was a chubby-cute girl with a rather pretty face in our unit. She was smart and motivated and good at her job. However, she also was attention-seeking and was often the host of barracks parties where she'd strip to music and engage in orgies.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 04:29 |
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lmao
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 04:32 |
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 14:51 |
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Christ, I hope she was covered in lovely tattoos. That story would explain so, so much.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:41 |
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quote:Paid for an a1c in my squadron to get her tits sucked off at vikings in guam. Ended up hitting on her at a bar later, but nothing much came of it. Invited her to my apartment a few weeks later, ended up loving on the balcony, couch, tub, and bed multiple times. She later got some bf she didn't want to cheat on. Admittedly, I was not the best Lt ever.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 20:59 |
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quote:I removed Secret and FOUO TMs and FMs off of army computer systems and released them to the internet on pirate bay on my ETS date.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 21:00 |
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FOUO, the jaywalking of information classification
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 21:18 |
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I'm still pissed that there was a bunch unsecured crypto and commo gear in a unlocked trailer with my last reserve unit that was swept under the rug.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 21:31 |
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I can understand stealing poo poo when you ETS but this just seems.... rude
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 22:32 |
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quote:As a lovely PFC
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 23:29 |
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Funny story about shooting people! On these forums, a games admin for Space Station 13 had to send screen shots of the game and poo poo to the FBI. Space Station 13 is a cool game on a lovely interface. The stories are loving hilarious if you don't play because you imagine real people doing this instead of lovely graphics. You can do brutal stuff too like put someone in a grinder and then bake them into a cake. So this guy gets online and something happens, iirc, dude gets his round ruined and says "it's ok, I have to go shoot up some kids anyways." Or something to that effect. The admin gets the chat log, looks at he guys IP, is able to do some detective work based on his registered email or whatever to find out what college this guy went to and his name. One phone call to the FBI later, they start blowing his poo poo up. I forgot to mention, the ultimate past time on SS13 is to throw someone down and fart on their face. So there are lots of screen shots of this game in FBI archives or whatever showing people getting farted on over and over. All because someone said something stupid. 99% sure he did wasn't even going to.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 11:28 |
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I've never played SS13 but I'll be damned if I haven't spent hours watching others on Youtube That poo poo is hilarious The best is space terrists blowing poo poo up
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 14:38 |
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The original griefing thread was chock full of SS13 stories.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 17:36 |
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Makes sense, I think one of the actual objectives in the game is to grief people.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:08 |
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I miss when DayZ was fun for the same reason.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:16 |
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Godholio posted:I miss when DayZ was fun for the same reason. same but WoW world pvp
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:32 |
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I think it's really gay that guy internet detectived someone who was most likely joking.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:45 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I think it's really gay that guy internet detectived someone who was most likely joking. Joking about acts of terror isn't funny. Also SA has had people that weren't joking.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:54 |
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How the gently caress can you think EBB was being serious jesus christ.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:59 |
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I don't think they're talking about the same thing?
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:09 |
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It was like a week after Virginia tech I think. So relevant.
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:09 |
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2spooky4me posted:I don't think they're talking about the same thing? i'm out of it today, sorry
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:15 |
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Let's not forget someone asked about what the best brand of buckshot was to deal with rapscallions messing with his pumpkins on these very forums he showed up in the news shortly thereafter
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 22:58 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Let's not forget someone asked about what the best brand of buckshot was to deal with rapscallions messing with his pumpkins on these very forums It's pronounced 'puckins'
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# ? Oct 23, 2016 23:25 |
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quote:Small fry navy stuff for the thread
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