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I figured it would happen, but not on the first page jesus
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Mad Shitter stories never fail
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Oct 19, 2016 21:41
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:as a prank, a guy i knew said he was going to upper deck a toilet. it turns out that he didnt quite grasp the concept because he took a poo poo on the seat instead of in the tank. the ole mezzanine
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the triumphant return of 50FA it's all upper deckers and down low blows now
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Oct 20, 2016 01:46
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lol
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Oct 20, 2016 02:10
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Eclipse Spyder, for when you absolutely, positively need to inform the world that you are the highest pressure douche nozzle commercially available.
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Oct 21, 2016 00:53
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the reason I love GiP is y'all remind me of my family members combat vets, dudes staring down Soviets, the works.... when I was thinking about joining they basically all screamed "WHAT ARE YOU, loving STUPID?!?!" in my face e- the no moto policy here rules is what I'm saying
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I'm a civvie and this isn't military but I feel wrong for reading without sharing. So I dated my high school sweetheart for like 6 years. She ended up going to college and I ended up starting my career and we eventually drifted apart. However, our firsts for basically everything were together. Sp one day, we're fooling around, and she brings up the subject of anal. I'm like, well, ya know, never really cared since we gently caress already, but ok, I'm down to try it. It actually went well all things considered. So the next night we're at a friends house getting sloshed. I was always more of a pothead, so I'm high as gently caress, but she drank, so she starts getting sloppy as gently caress, and loud. We start all talking about sex stuff, and she drops the anal hammer on everyone from the night before, just owns straight up to trying it. Ok, I don't care, I probably would have told them (more discreetly) later, whatevs. So now it's Sunday afternoonand we're all hanging out again. I'm high as usual, she's sober and nursing a wicked hangover. She makes some crack about my bud, and he's like "yeah well at least I've never been hosed in the rear end!" Cue her turning and giving me the flushest right cross to the chin I've ever got. Total sucker punch, I didn't even have time to laugh at the zinger. I won't even lie, I had stars popping everywhere in my field of vision. She apparently was so drunk she forgot she put herself on blast. So yeah, that's the story how I was propositioned for anal and was punched in the face for it.
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Oct 22, 2016 02:27
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:phantom shitter is my hero he really is a national treasure
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Oct 22, 2016 03:05
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I've never played SS13 but I'll be damned if I haven't spent hours watching others on Youtube That poo poo is hilarious The best is space terrists blowing poo poo up
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Oct 23, 2016 14:38
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Makes sense, I think one of the actual objectives in the game is to grief people.
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Oct 23, 2016 18:08
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Godholio posted:I miss when DayZ was fun for the same reason. same but WoW world pvp
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"Why do you think it's called a poop deck, Marine?"
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