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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

7/11 has good gas station coffee. They have pumpkin spice and a while ago they had coconut for the summer. I am enriched by the experience of purchasing a big styrofoam cup full of it every morning, moreso now than ever before as I can pay with a card and don't have to exchange currency with the meth freaks behind the counter.

gbs what is the best coffee you can purchase from your local gas station?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
711 and AMPM are my favorite convenience stores.

Incoming posts from east coasters talking about Sheetz and WaWa

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

juhla mokka

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Some gas stations have extra strong, extra caffeinated coffee if they get a lot of truckers and it tastes like diesel fuel but holy poo poo will it wake your rear end up.... literally your rear end because it will cause diarrhea.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gas station coffee is usually good

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gas station chicken tho..

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

a bone to pick posted:

Some gas stations have extra strong, extra caffeinated coffee if they get a lot of truckers and it tastes like diesel fuel but holy poo poo will it wake your rear end up.... literally your rear end because it will cause diarrhea.

Also those pills by the cash register that are xxxtra caffeine and/or herbal boner medicine.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Why do you go to the gas station every morning? Got a really small tank?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
The Stewarts stations in upstate NY always have good coffee. Cumberland farms too.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

QT has good coffee, some BP stations do.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Instead of filling the dump with styrofoam cups, I fill it with k cups.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The ExxonMobil mart near me only sells small coffees

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

QT has good coffee, some BP stations do.

QT has some good coffee but their flavored creamer stuff always tastes like chemicals and sadness.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

La Brea Carpet posted:

QT has some good coffee but their flavored creamer stuff always tastes like chemicals and sadness.

I take my coffee black, like my men.

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

Little Chef has bad coffee.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

I take my coffee black, like my men.

Some days I just want to feel like I'm special, OK. I let the warm flavor of toasted hazelnut remind me that love still exists in the world and I am deserving of it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

I take my coffee black, like my men.

You get the cream eventually.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i weaned myself off coffee so that when climate chang shows up and steals all the caramel machiattos i won't get a headache

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Fenrir posted:

The Stewarts stations in upstate NY always have good coffee. Cumberland farms too.

i worked at one when i was in college

it sucked but the ice cream and coffee game were both on point

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
thorntons here has a good coffee bar type thing with different additives you can add like caramel and fudge or like 6 types of creamer

also they usually have 3-4 types of coffee and you can also make cappuccinos or lattes i dont remember which

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

FedEx Mercury posted:

Why do you go to the gas station every morning? Got a really small tank?

there was a time when i had to drive 50 miles both ways to work in a lovely van, so it was easier to gas up every morning than stress about it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Canada only sells Tim hortons, so it's an easy choice for them.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im having toe spasms

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

im having toe spasms

I'm going to find out where you live and sell kratom out of your driveway

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
theres a Chevron near me next to the freeway where if u go at like 6am theres approximately 10000 gardners and construction workers hanging out and drinking coffee before starting work

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chinatown posted:

10000 gardners and construction workers

It's okay to use the word "Mexican" Chinatown!

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
good coffee and poo poo coffee cost about the same thats why you find good coffee in random rear end places

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

if you can distinguish between different gas station coffee you may be a robot or an alien

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ROFLburger posted:

if you can distinguish between different gas station coffee you may be a robot or an alien

sorry about your post

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
QT is generally better than Starbucks burnt poo poo.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

hth posted:

sorry about your post

that means a lot coming from you, hth

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
just lol if you go to a gas station for anything else but gas.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

other people posted:

just lol if you go to a gas station for anything else but gas.

I like to pick your mom from the truck stop.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Oct 18, 2016

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Fenrir posted:

The Stewarts stations in upstate NY always have good coffee. Cumberland farms too.

Baller ice cream, too.

Fenrir posted:

Cumberland farms too.

Cumby's has some of the best coffee, especially iced coffee. Get a giant rear end cup from the fountain soda area, pay $1 for 32 oz of cold coffee, and you can even throw several of those weird "espresso shot" packs in there for extra jittery.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


other people posted:

just lol if you go to a gas station for anything else but gas.

if you've never gotten stoned af and stumbled into a 7-11 at 2 am to buy a massive microwave burrito and some twizzlers you haven't lived, man

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It is 1.35 and they have a small coffee card where they stamp it and your sixth coffee is free and the stamp looks like a little coffee bean and it's always a Sihk working there during the day

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

hth posted:

there was a time when i had to drive 50 miles both ways to work in a lovely van, so it was easier to gas up every morning than stress about it

Ah, goondolences. That's why I don't live in the city.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dreddout posted:

It's okay to use the word "Mexican" Chinatown!

"hispanic"

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I prefer gas station speed but in a pinch coffee does the trick but the pro thing about speed is it clogs up your poo poo to allow for more efficient long distance driving

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


some taquitos + a 99c extra large coffee with 2 or 3 free espresso shots will get ya goin at cumbies. pick up a pack of cigs while ur at it

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