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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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i get a 7/11 coffee of a weekend to help me poo poo

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Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

Literally:

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:23

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Newer Casey's have great coffee choices and decent cake donuts. Their pizza is also better than any other gas station pizza and several big chain pizzas since they make them in store.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:25

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

nothing is set in stone at 7/11

thats deep.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i get a 7/11 coffee of a weekend to help me poo poo

i give that 7/11 copy a 2/10 score!!!!

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:25

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

The Circle-K on my corner doesn't have very good coffee but their hotdogs are some of the best I've had. They're ridiculously good.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:26

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Neutrino posted:

Literally:

I don't see any gas pumps.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:26

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Smash it Smash hit posted:

i give that 7/11 copy a 2/10 score!!!!

making GBS threads into the toilet is a necessary activity. we would literally die without it

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:28

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

making GBS threads into the toilet is a necessary activity. we would literally die without it

woah---->

# ? Oct 18, 2016 18:28

Bugdrvr: Mar 7, 2003

The 7-11 near me usually has 10 empty coffee carafes on Saturday and Sunday mornings which is just dumb.
It's the weekend and there are 10 disappointed, hungover people wandering around looking for coffee but there is none.
Worst 7/11 ever.

I do like the coffee from 7/11 when there actually is some however.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:06

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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hth posted:

7/11 has good gas station coffee. They have pumpkin spice and a while ago they had coconut for the summer. I am enriched by the experience of purchasing a big styrofoam cup full of it every morning, moreso now than ever before as I can pay with a card and don't have to exchange currency with the meth freaks behind the counter.

gbs what is the best coffee you can purchase from your local gas station?

Bring your own mug you piece of poo poo!

But seriously, bring your own mug and keep your coffee warm all day and save the Earth too bro.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:11

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

7-eleven's coffee is fine but their half and half out of the dispenser tastes like cheese

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:22

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

OMGVBFLOL posted:

7-eleven's coffee is fine but their half and half out of the dispenser tastes like cheese

Use the nacho and chili dispenser for your coffee

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pawn 17 posted:

Bring your own mug you piece of poo poo!

But seriously, bring your own mug and keep your coffee warm all day and save the Earth too bro.

eh... most mugs i've bought strip out their plastic threads after a year or so of daily use. is a year's worth of paper cups and plastic lids harder on the environment than a bunch of metal and plastic that will never rot

i guess either way it's being shipped around the planet like 9 times so its probably a wash at worst

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:25

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Use the nacho and chili dispenser for your coffee

LIFE HACK: buy fritos and fill it up with chili and chz its free

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:28

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Smash it Smash hit posted:

LIFE HACK: buy fritos and fill it up with chili and chz its free

I run the pizzas under it

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:30

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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i wonder if you could fill a coffe cup full of warm breakfast chili and only pay the price of a coffee

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:37

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I have a refillable mug I bought from them, 1 dollar to fill it and I always snag one of those espresso shot things to give it some extra oomph. The coffee is pretty good if it's fresh, drinkable if it's been sitting a while.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:39

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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ArbitraryC posted:

I have a refillable mug I bought from them, 1 dollar to fill it and I always snag one of those espresso shot things to give it some extra oomph. The coffee is pretty good if it's fresh, drinkable if it's been sitting a while.

is it one dollar to fill it with chili?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:40

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i wonder if you could fill a coffe cup full of warm breakfast chili and only pay the price of a coffee

I don't see why not, they just scan the barcode on the cup

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:42

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i wonder if you could fill a coffe cup full of warm breakfast chili and only pay the price of a coffee

The coffee probably costs more than the "Chill-ee" that 7/11 has.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:42

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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it would really help me poo poo i bet

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:42

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

eh... most mugs i've bought strip out their plastic threads after a year or so of daily use. is a year's worth of paper cups and plastic lids harder on the environment than a bunch of metal and plastic that will never rot

i guess either way it's being shipped around the planet like 9 times so its probably a wash at worst

A year's worth is a huge amount if you get coffee daily (or several times a day). Imagine how much space 365 cups and lids take up.

But that aside, I think keeping coffee warm for so long and having it be spillproof makes it worth it to buy a mug or two. Not sure in the rest of the country, but around here coffee places also give a discount if you bring your own mug.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:45

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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the original inhabitants of mexico (aztecs/navajos) created chili as a saturday morning food because their diet of maize and tubers made it difficult to poo poo

# ? Oct 18, 2016 19:47

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

the original inhabitants of mexico (aztecs/navajos) created chili as a saturday morning food because their diet of maize and tubers made it difficult to poo poo

they called it "splatterday" on account of all the sloppy making GBS threads. the word saturday is a corruption of the term by the prudish white man

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:01

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

the original inhabitants of mexico (aztecs/navajos) created chili as a saturday morning food because their diet of maize and tubers made it difficult to poo poo

They are a spiritual peoples

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:01

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i wonder if you could fill a coffe cup full of warm breakfast chili and only pay the price of a coffee

by my calculations it should be free or like .25 whatever the price of the cup is because the chili/chz is free!

good call jerry

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:03

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:

they called it "splatterday" on account of all the sloppy making GBS threads. the word saturday is a corruption of the term by the prudish white man

makes sense

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:04

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

they called it "splatterday" on account of all the sloppy making GBS threads. the word saturday is a corruption of the term by the prudish white man

makes sense

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:04

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

Bring your own mug you piece of poo poo!

But seriously, bring your own mug and keep your coffee warm all day and save the Earth too bro.

this is a good suggestion and you are a good person for making it

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:05

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Smash it Smash hit posted:

LIFE HACK: buy fritos and fill it up with chili and chz its free

did you post rhis in the fritos theead first or thist one

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:05

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
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Smash it Smash hit posted:

makes sense

maks sanss

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:06

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

did you post rhis in the fritos theead first or thist one

this one why do you ask firend? It just sparked the internal rage in the frito/chip game that i have been repressing lately

# ? Oct 18, 2016 20:07

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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

maks sanss

makes ciens

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Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

Tomato Burger posted:

Also those pills by the cash register that are xxxtra caffeine and/or herbal boner medicine.

gas station boner pills are no joke

# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:04

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

idea: what if you filled up a coffee cup with chili

# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:06

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Nefarious 2.0 posted:

idea: what if you filled up a coffee cup with chili

Please don't steal ideas from the jerrys

# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:36

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Please don't steal ideas from the jerrys

is this a lien from sinefeld

# ? Oct 18, 2016 21:57

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pawn 17 posted:

A year's worth is a huge amount if you get coffee daily (or several times a day). Imagine how much space 365 cups and lids take up.

But that aside, I think keeping coffee warm for so long and having it be spillproof makes it worth it to buy a mug or two. Not sure in the rest of the country, but around here coffee places also give a discount if you bring your own mug.

yeah it's still worth it, it's just frustrating to be like "I'm saving waste by buying this mug!" and then the threads crumble and strip in less than a year because they're plastic, and it's completely unrepairable because globalization

are travel mugs without lovely plastic threads a thing?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 23:52

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