MNF; Jets at Cardinals: Remember Lindley vs. McElroy?

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Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

these flags own

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:00

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:28

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Imagine if the Seahawks got called for this.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:00

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

JETS

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:00

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Qwijib0 posted:

Darnell's twitter is amazing most of the time.

They filmed a chunk of the last one in my hometown. My waspy relatives' feathers were extremely ruffled

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:01

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

mcmagic posted:

Jerome Boger and his crew are incompetent jokes.

Well some group of people on the field definitely are, anyway

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:02

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I still want to know how an offside on 3rd and 7 becomes a 1st and 5.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:02

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

mcmagic posted:

I still want to know how an offside on 3rd and 7 becomes a 1st and 5.

That was declined in favor of a holding call.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:03

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Qwijib0 posted:

Darnell's twitter is amazing most of the time.

So Darnell really wants to gently caress some midgets, doesn't he? There's like 6 posts about it now.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:03

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

King Hong Kong posted:

That was declined in favor of a holding call.

How does a hold on 3rd and 7 become a 1st and 5?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:03

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

mcmagic posted:

I still want to know how an offside on 3rd and 7 becomes a 1st and 5.

2 separate plays

3rd and 7
holding
1st and 10
holding
1st and 5

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:04

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

mcmagic posted:

How does a hold on 3rd and 7 become a 1st and 5?

E: Nevermind I got it backwards, they declined the second holding and took the offsides on first down.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:04

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

King Hong Kong posted:

Imagine if the Seahawks got called for this.

Different rules for dynasties; see Pats o line and Pittsburgh ethical guidelines.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:05

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

a new study bible! posted:

So Darnell really wants to gently caress some midgets, doesn't he? There's like 6 posts about it now.

it's a common theme

Kalli posted:

They filmed a chunk of the last one in my hometown. My waspy relatives' feathers were extremely ruffled

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:06

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Are there are defensive penalties that dont move the ball forward but give a first down?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

a new study bible! posted:

So Darnell really wants to gently caress some midgets, doesn't he? There's like 6 posts about it now.

What, you don't?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:06

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

King Hong Kong posted:

E: Nevermind I got it backwards, they declined the second holding and took the offsides on first down.

I guess i missed the 1st and 10. NM. I was wondering why it was 1st and 5 not first and 10.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:07

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

I wanna play jets defense skee ball

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:07

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Have the Jets done anything at all yet?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:09

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

https://twitter.com/ddockett/status/500513961960538112

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:09

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Dear Midget God,

It's me, Darnell.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:09

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

bad football

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:12

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a new study bible! posted:

Dear Midget God,

It's me, Darnell.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:13

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

oh my god psu is going to get murdered on primetime

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:14

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:15

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

the jets offense did a thing

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:15

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

shyduck posted:

oh my god psu is going to get murdered on primetime

I'll be there.

as a card-carrying member of the anti-OSU tard brigade

(go meteor, but small enough to not hit me)

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:15

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

blasted

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:16

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

That block though.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:18

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Sigh

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:22

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

The Cardinals playcalling* is weirding me out

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:23

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Patiently waiting the Cardinals offense to suddenly gain momentum and begin balling out.

Patience won't last

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:25

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

What on earth is that flag

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:27

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

What a complete joke this call is.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:27

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

As a Cardinals fan, that call was absurd and terrible.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:29

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

yeah that flag was bad. unnecessary too since it was still 1st down no need to bail out the cardinals yet

but hey who gives a poo poo larry just caught another one go birds

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:29

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

With calls like that, why even bother?

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:30

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Seriously why does jerome boger still have a job

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Pretty much every call on the Jets' secondary today has been horrible.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:31

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

mcmagic posted:

What a complete joke this call is.

The punchline is 6 for us, I'll take it.

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:32

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:28

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Jets missed Big Snacks there

# ? Oct 18, 2016 02:33

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