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other people
Jun 27, 2004
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i just checked the family Google Calendar© and it looks like i will be having some spaghetti with fried egg thing from the New York Times©.

what about you guys?

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I am not married but I will probably make some form of stirfry for my girlfriend and I as I do the cooking since I enjoy it and also get home about an hour before she does.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

breakfast spaghetti????

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
Do you mean my boyfriend? Because I'm a gay dude.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Thanksgivin dinner. :clint:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Brussel sprouts and tilapia with some kind of green pesto.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

numberoneposter posted:

breakfast spaghetti????

i know right! we'll see how it goes... it's like someone mixed up Italian and Asian food all at once.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Mukulu posted:

Do you mean my boyfriend? Because I'm a gay dude.

i guess you can participate even though being gay is wrong. i don't judge

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Rum

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Nooner posted:

I am not married but I will probably make some form of stirfry for my girlfriend and I as I do the cooking since I enjoy it and also get home about an hour before she does.

i like to cook but only get to on the weekends because the wife always arrives gone way earlier than me on weekdays.

enjoy the stir fry it sounds good

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm probably gonna skip dinner tonight so i can spend more quality time in bed sobbing for no reason

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

other people posted:

i know right! we'll see how it goes... it's like someone mixed up Italian and Asian food all at once.
I looked it up. Seems OK if you are in a pinch and don't want to go shopping.

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/8357-spaghetti-with-fried-eggs

Looks OK, but why not just make carbonera????

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
My wife is going to Portland for the day she gave me ten dollars. So I am gonna eat 6 mcdoubles.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

My wife is going to Portland for the day she gave me ten dollars. So I am gonna eat 6 mcdoubles.

Enjoy the diarrhea!

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

numberoneposter posted:

I looked it up. Seems OK if you are in a pinch and don't want to go shopping.

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/8357-spaghetti-with-fried-eggs

Looks OK, but why not just make carbonera????

hmmm, I'll ask when i get home. that is a good point

we had cacio e pepe in Rome and it was so drat simple yet so drat good. I've always wanted to try making it but there is no way it would ever be the same....

man i am stuck in traffic on this bus getting hungry!!

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Ummm, that's my mom, not my wife. That would be weird.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

My wife is going to Portland for the day she gave me ten dollars. So I am gonna eat 6 mcdoubles.

Lol if you think you can get a hamburger for 2 dollars.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
big ol' salad with some hardboiled eggs

dont worry though op its meatloaf city tomorrow

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Lol if you think you can get a hamburger for 2 dollars.

i know right! i mean has this guy not seen Portlandia?!!!?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

other people posted:

hmmm, I'll ask when i get home. that is a good point

we had cacio e pepe in Rome and it was so drat simple yet so drat good. I've always wanted to try making it but there is no way it would ever be the same....

man i am stuck in traffic on this bus getting hungry!!
im feeling super lazy and im sure i have spaghetti so if i make that egg spaghetti ill post a pic and trip report but im def eating some pasta tonight

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

numberoneposter posted:

im feeling super lazy and im sure i have spaghetti so if i make that egg spaghetti ill post a pic and trip report but im def eating some pasta tonight

i will take a pic of the wife's creation and we'll see which looks more appetizing.

if i ever get of f this bus jesus christ i hate traffic

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
my wife schedules meals out at least a week in advance but for some reason this week there is nothing set beyond tonight :ohdear:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shes your mom OP stop lying

i assume the bus youre on is a schoolbus

freakin busted!!!!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

she's leaving you. This is the Breakup Dinner

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Chinatown posted:

shes your mom OP stop lying

i assume the bus youre on is a schoolbus

freakin busted!!!!

nu uh

if it were my mom's cooking i wouldn't be on the way home. she is Irish and can't cook for poo poo

well she can "cook" but magically makes everything taste like less than nothing.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

she's making me wear a dress, OP. we have a complicated dynamic

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
My parents were terrible at cooking. I am great at cooking.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I kind of wish our house worked the old traditional way. Round here, I take the kid to daycare, work full day, pick up kid, make dinner, entertain kid, put kid to bed(my nightmare), every night, and bring home %90 of our income. She gets home around 10:30 and gets to stay up late.

Her only saving grace is the cheap insurance she gets for us :)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nooner posted:

I am not married but I will probably make some form of stirfry for my girlfriend and I as I do the cooking since I enjoy it and also get home about an hour before she does.

same except probably chicken and pesto because i'm a huge lazy prick

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Brinner. Bacon, eggs, and toast. Simple and quick tonight.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
She's making a rocking loco Moco. She's not Hawaiian or anything, just aggressively obese.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Looks like she's grilling my balls again.






SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
My wife and I are cannibals so we don't often eat with friends

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

drunkb posted:

Brinner. Bacon, eggs, and toast. Simple and quick tonight.

Ditto bro, fried eggs so you can dip your toast in that poo poo.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

other people posted:

i just checked the family Google Calendar© and it looks like i will be having some spaghetti with fried egg thing from the New York Times©.

what about you guys?

Weird. I'm not married but this is what your wife made for me yesterday.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
my wife lives on the other side of the world but we eat in solidarity

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
A father.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
My wife made burgers with fries and a side of artichoke hearts because I love them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Glenn Quebec posted:

My wife made burgers with fries and a side of artichoke hearts because I love them.

She's fattening you up.

Is your wife a witch?

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

She's fattening you up.

Is your wife a witch?

A feeder

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