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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Butternut squash soup, salmon and Aragula

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
nothing because she's pregnant and puking all the time.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

VendaGoat posted:

She's fattening you up.

Is your wife a witch?

She definitely is a witch and fattening up and I hope she eats me later.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Glenn Quebec posted:

She definitely is a witch and fattening up and I hope she eats me later.

A happy marriage. :allears:

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ


she added a vegetable, of course

other people fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Oct 19, 2016

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
OP I bet your wife is pretty active on facebook

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
Restaurant.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
fried chicken broccoli macaroni and cheese and mashed taters

:getin:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
We had 'za

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i'm making homemade bread, not rye but with a lot of caraway seeds, and when my wife gets home from work we'll use it to make turkey paninis with veggies we grew in the garden this summer.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

food court bailiff posted:

i'm making homemade bread, not rye but with a lot of caraway seeds, and when my wife gets home from work we'll use it to make turkey paninis with veggies we grew in the garden this summer.

drat man. That's loving awesome.

The only things I grow in my garden are flowers. Don't think I would have the patience for veggies.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
she wants to cook some chicken bullshit with cousoucs (I HATE CHICKEN) but i'm all like NO WAY get me a MEAT LOVERS YEAHH

maybe some chicken tenders

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
My right hand made me some garlic sage pork chops and garlic peas for a side.

Even poured me a whiskey.

My hand is the best.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Got cheesy chicken w/rice. Pretty good 👍🏾

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

My right hand made me some garlic sage pork chops and garlic peas for a side.

Even poured me a whiskey.

My hand is the best.

I'd have to agree with that statement.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

OP I bet your wife is pretty active on facebook

i'm not sure what you are implying but she doesn't have a facebook account


also, trip report on the asian spaghetti: it tastes like the sum of its parts. a fine meal but nothing too exciting

wife is grocery shopping tomorrow so she is taking meal suggestions

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

other people posted:

i'm not sure what you are implying but she doesn't have a facebook account


also, trip report on the asian spaghetti: it tastes like the sum of its parts. a fine meal but nothing too exciting

wife is grocery shopping tomorrow so she is taking meal suggestions

Chicken Alfredo sounds good. Oooor... chicken scallopini.

Blackened fish with a side of yellow rice and asparagus.

Meat Loaf might be a tad on the normal side, but it always gets the job done. And if she's a terrible cook, there is really no way you can gently caress it up. But if she does, it'll still taste alright. Unless she puts battery acid in it or something.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The New York Times posted scrambled eggs w pasta as a recipe?? What a bunch of low effort clowns

Not that it isn't delicious but who needs a recipe for that

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I am the cook in the family... the wife can't cook for poo poo.

Tonight I made burgs mixed in with fresh eggs from the chickens we keep out back. On the side were some of the last of this year's garden tomatoes, and some tri-colored pasta... I skipped the pasta because I'm off carbs... and also some of the last of the garden carrots, cooked in lots of real butter.

Tomorrow I am thinking baked chicken breast strips, and more tomatoes.

Friday night's going to be steak, hash browns w/garden onions, and home brewed beer. gently caress yeah.

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Tyson Tomko posted:

Ditto bro, fried eggs so you can dip your toast in that poo poo.

:hfive:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i kinda hosed up my spaghetti because i accidentally cooked my eggs sous vide instead of scrambled

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Cheesy Potatoes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Away all Goats posted:

Cheesy Potatoes

loving eh, yes.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
norcos and cheap beer

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
san choy bow, its p good.

also i don't understand how people can't cook you have to be legit retarded to not follow basic instructions.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

other people posted:



she added a vegetable, of course

drat that's pretty good looking

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Steak, I think? I overheard her saying something about prepping some kind of cow animal.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Steak, I think? I overheard her saying something about prepping some kind of cow animal.

A golden calf maybe?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
the cute latina chick at the taqueria isn't my wife yet, but I think I can woo her

tonight I had her make me a chicken quesadilla

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I ate a salad I brought home from work and watched Jack teacher on television.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nuts and Gum posted:

watched Jack teacher on television.


wow theyre taking that series in a weird direction

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Um nothing. Ate leftover beef stew I made over the weekend

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


she's been off of cooking duty for years because she dumps obscene amounts of this lemon pepper crap into anything she makes.

I don't even try to properly season things anymore because anything I cook is going to taste like lemon pepper to her, because she dumps tablespoons of that poo poo on it. I season my own plate.

it's whatever

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
pasta with a side of eating my rear end

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Teikanmi posted:

pasta with a side of eating my rear end

You can eat your own rear end :wth:

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
miserable

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Salty Josh posted:

drat man. That's loving awesome.

The only things I grow in my garden are flowers. Don't think I would have the patience for veggies.

trip report: deliciousville, population us

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Reportedly I'm getting a chicken sandwich and a salad tonight. Will confirm in five, six hours.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

first i need to find a wife them ill get back to you.

thread bookmarked.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't have a wife

I have anime, though

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