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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

She's gonna pan sear some pork chops in butter and onions with some dijon asparagus salad thing she made the other week for a BBQ we went to that I really liked and I think she said the car was gonna be steamed rice.

I'm looking forward to it

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

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A good wife

# ? Oct 19, 2016 18:15

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Oct 19, 2016 18:15

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

tonight she said we GOTTA have the chicken and cous cous so i had better get extra drunk this arvo to line my stomach

# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:38

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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# ? Oct 19, 2016 20:41

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

Salty Josh posted:

Chicken Alfredo sounds good. Oooor... chicken scallopini.

Blackened fish with a side of yellow rice and asparagus.

Meat Loaf might be a tad on the normal side, but it always gets the job done. And if she's a terrible cook, there is really no way you can gently caress it up. But if she does, it'll still taste alright. Unless she puts battery acid in it or something.

wife is vegetarian so none of this will fly.

it looks like I'm having cauliflower curry tonight. the dinner calendar has been populated through next Monday so it looks like the marriage has at least a few more days left

the bus is pretty empty so far but have not hit the college stop yet. the bus is so much nicer when school is out of session

# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:36

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

numberoneposter posted:

i don't get this. she's doing espresso art but the coffee is prepared with a chemex? it makes no sense.

# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:41

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Mukulu posted:

Do you mean my boyfriend? Because I'm a gay dude.

What's his name?

# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:42

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

oh that's not your wife at home. it's her at her lovely day job as a barista. neat

# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:42

Harakiri Potter: Oct 18, 2004; REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

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# ? Oct 19, 2016 22:52

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Space Race Riot posted:

miserable

lmao

# ? Oct 20, 2016 00:44

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

I cook every night because my boyfriend gets home an hour after me and cooking is a nice way to relax after work.

Tonight I made smash burgs and fries, tomorrow I shall make a curry. :getin:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:17

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

My wife and I cook most of our meals together. And by together I mean she cooks, and I drink heavily and maybe chop an onion or something but I'm entertaining, damnit!

*edit: I've been informed tonight we're making kababs!

# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:52

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hey nooner whats mrs nooner making tonight>??>??

# ? Oct 20, 2016 21:54

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

hey nooner whats mrs nooner making tonight>??>??

imma make this

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/46822/indian-chicken-curry-ii/

unless someone in the other thread comes up with a better recipe. She is gonna make sum fukk for desert though if you know what I mean :grin:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:06

just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

Nooner posted:

imma make this

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/46822/indian-chicken-curry-ii/

unless someone in the other thread comes up with a better recipe. She is gonna make sum fukk for desert though if you know what I mean

what is his name?

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:08

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

ray. just ray :grin:

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:10

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Nooner posted:

imma make this

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/46822/indian-chicken-curry-ii/

unless someone in the other thread comes up with a better recipe. She is gonna make sum fukk for desert though if you know what I mean

dude i have absolutely no idea what you mean. you can't eat gently caress.

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:16

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

the chicken was actually delicious because she pulled the chicken off the drum sticks and shredded it for me like i'm some sort of giant baby which was perfect

tonight i've got to make something...

perhaps

something from Chef John and FOooooood wishes dot com

edit -
Bolognese Sauce - Marcella Hazan-Inspired Meat Sauce Recipe - Rigatoni Bolognese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMj8lNdFqV8

Sorryformybadjokes fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 20, 2016

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:17

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

seriously nooner please tell me what you mean. this is eating away at me. it's like being bit by a cow, i can't process it

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:29

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

having s*x!!!!!(it was a play on words, I know its a little advanced, but I DID almost minor in english :viggo:

)

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:31

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

I'm gonna make chili tomorrow and I'll use beans and tell Texas to F-word themselves if they don't like it

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:46

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to make chili too

gonna use like 5 different kinds of beppers

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:50

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

no i'm afraid i'm still lost

# ? Oct 20, 2016 22:50

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost