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is it node? is it js? why does everyone love it?
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Oct 18, 2016 23:20
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Oct 18, 2016 23:25
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noddle my noodle
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Oct 18, 2016 23:28
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node.js: just say nope.js
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Oct 19, 2016 00:33
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you know how everyone agrees that javascript was a major mistake but concedes that we're just stuck with it? node.js is the 'im an accelerationist' of that
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Oct 19, 2016 00:35
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node.js lets you use modern js on the server. these guys who keep knocking it haven't touched JS since like 1998 and don't realize it's good now. probably a bunch of java and php developers
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Oct 19, 2016 01:17
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it's nonblocking
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Oct 19, 2016 01:24
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it's a good way to start plunging down the rabbit hole to hell that is modern "web" ""development""
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Oct 19, 2016 01:30
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npm install my balls in your face
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Oct 19, 2016 01:34
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node.js aka "dijkstra's worst nightmare"
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Oct 19, 2016 01:39
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akadajet posted:it's good
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Oct 19, 2016 01:43
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if you find yourself stuck in software development but would rather be a surgeon specializing in exotic gastric bypasses, nodejs is the tech for you!
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Oct 19, 2016 01:49
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Gazpacho posted:if you find yourself stuck in software development but would rather be a surgeon specializing in exotic gastric bypasses, nodejs is the tech for you! if you find yourself doing boring enterprise poo poo in java but would rather work on cutting edge web application backends then noejs is the tech for you
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Oct 19, 2016 01:52
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i do not want to work with children ty
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Oct 19, 2016 01:53
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node dot jizz if you catch my drift
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Oct 19, 2016 02:00
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im not a software developer but i seriously dont understand how javascript is now a full blown programming language javascript that thingy that made animations bounce in my browser 10 years ago
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Oct 19, 2016 05:10
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here is how it goes: - frontend team hires idiot senior js devs to build new shiny - existing xml-based apis prove too difficult for special js snowflakes, who prefer json despite their only tool being xmlhttprequest - "json is just javascript, look how easy the frontend development will be now!" says the pm with his powerpoint slides, ceo claps - years pass - backend team hires idiot junior devs to build new functionality, and they only know js - hey the api is json! why don't we just use node.js, look at all these libraries, and no training is needed! this is why json is a scourge and shaggar is absolutely right about xml HOWEVER soap and wsdl are such unmitigated nonsense that even folks who know better will choose the "restful" (lol sure) json api
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Oct 19, 2016 05:26
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JewKiller 3000 posted:here is how it goes: are you saying that there are people who can't deal with xml or json or changing between the two if you are, those people need to report to the mulching facility right now
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Oct 19, 2016 05:39
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web designer workfare
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Oct 19, 2016 05:40
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JewKiller 3000 posted:here is how it goes: i used to work with really terrible software in 2008-2009 that was all about soap/xml crap and now everything i deal with is json so i guess this is correct
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Oct 19, 2016 05:44
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did you know? node.js is actually a .exe?!?
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Oct 19, 2016 12:47
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like i guess react.js and angular.js and elevator.js and fartscroll.js are actual javascript framedoesn'tworks that are javascript that you run node.js is an interpreter
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Oct 19, 2016 12:54
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modern js owns good stuff: react is really fuckin good stuff that works with react like semantic-UI-react are good the node environment lets you build a p dece dev environment with rapid feedback lovely things: webpack and babel and all the good stuff are a giant pain in the rear end to setup not making GBS threads commands into your system install means dumb invocation via node_modules/.bin flux as a data model is just a basic event model suggestion and the implementations are a graveyard of abandoned git repos dumb libraries still using legacy javascript implementation for importing libraries
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Oct 19, 2016 13:49
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don't use JavaScript in the backend though, that's a trick use a proper language with nice testing libraries
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Oct 19, 2016 13:50
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it's very bad i think
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Oct 19, 2016 13:53
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Js is number 51 on the periodic table of the elements
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Oct 19, 2016 14:00
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a miserable pile of secrets
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Oct 19, 2016 14:14
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Necc0 posted:you know how everyone agrees that javascript was a major mistake but concedes that we're just stuck with it? lol
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Oct 19, 2016 14:21
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i recently went down the hatred hole of typescript it's a trap, don't go there
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Oct 19, 2016 14:25
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jony ive aces posted:did you know? node.js is actually a .exe?!?
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Oct 19, 2016 14:28
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recently had to delve a bit more into js after some time with c++ i can't imagine anyone writing in js actually being proud of their code tbh. i mean, why even give a poo poo, right?
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Oct 19, 2016 14:33
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comode.js
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Oct 19, 2016 14:46
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JS is for the win!
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Oct 19, 2016 14:57
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:comode.js goodcode.js
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Oct 19, 2016 14:58
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:a miserable pile of callbacks
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Oct 19, 2016 16:26
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node.js is a case study of what happens when sensible people don't allow front-end web "developers" anywhere near an actual server, so they just create a "server" of their own and expect the rest of us not to laugh.
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Oct 19, 2016 18:19
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https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels-to-learn-javascript-in-2016-d3a717dd577f#.eoksly1ls
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Oct 19, 2016 18:35
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carry on then posted:https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels-to-learn-javascript-in-2016-d3a717dd577f#.eoksly1ls this poo poo is why i 'nope' as hard as i can any time a recruiter even hints at front-end dev
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Oct 19, 2016 19:07
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Necc0 posted:this poo poo is why i 'nope' as hard as i can any time a recruiter even hints at front-end dev yeah, if you can't hack it you might as well stay away
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Oct 19, 2016 19:44
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it's React, which is not a framework
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