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 The nightmare is not over. It's time to tune into what we could consider a formality at this point. A preview of  's Coronation, if you will~ It's the last throw-down of the year before election day. Remember to go vote November 28th and be sure to check your polling booths for any suspicious activity! (Please don't actually do this.) The subject matter being tackled at this debate will be most likely on debt and entitlements, immigration, economy, Supreme Court, foreign hot spots, and fitness to be president. (Start drinking early, a lot of ughs and sighs coming your way) Wednesday, October 19, 2016 Time: 9pm ET (8pm CT, 7pm MT, 6pm PT) Location: University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Las Vegas, NV Moderator: http://i.imgur.com/Xnj4s48.mp4 Chris Wallace, Anchor, Fox News Sunday. He is also the only registered democrat moderator (lol) How do I view this debate?: It's 2016, we have the technology. It will be livestreamed on every major news broadcast. The Internet, Television etc. Unless you live a thousand miles away from the near civilized spot, it will be impossible to not catch this debate. It will also be archived on youtube afterwards so if you had to work etc. you can catch up there  The Candidates  Chillary Clinical Coming off a solid first debate and holding her own in the second, Hillary has kept quiet in the background for the most part working on her ground game and campaigning around the nation with her surrogates, the FLOTUS, POTUS and Maple Grandpa Bernie Sanders Keeping it on the dl, she is planning to drone noted child rapist Julian Assange while noted child rapist Trump berates her on national television. Can Clinton go for the clincal kill? If she can do this utterly, then the next two weeks all she has to do is call her personal fashion consultant to determine which space empress outfit will inspire fear and evoke vengeance on Coronation Day. [  🚽 Chump Donald Trump is only just getting started folks. He will most likely attack Hillary's credentials and authenticity as it is the obvious route. He only just has to make himself coherent for once to actually do any damage. Rumors say that he did his homework and is doing debate prep so we might see a different Donald this time around~  Beleaguered and running on fumes of fumes, his dumpster fire campaign of reprehensible and drained, baffled, batshit insane surrogates thrash wildly hoping to find the ultimate Trump™ card to bring Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton down once and for all. He is unshackled at last, with the aid of Russian Autocrat Vladmir Putin, Trump is urging American people to wake up and realize the whole thing is rigged from the get go if he loses. America has clearly spoken! If he wins this debate, the elections are over and he will be declared President on the spot. That's how it goes, don't hate the player, hate the rigged game!  https://twitter.com/cher/status/788067848375513088  Ed Balls [British accent] Ed Balls.  Mill Bitchell His face is so loooooonng  A previously unknown radio personality turned person of interest in this crazy election who is deep in the tank for Trump. Now a verified twitter personality of sorts, his often absurd tweets riddled with hyperbole and fallacies bridge the gap between Day Crew and Nite Crew posters getting together to relentlessly mock him. Bill Mitchell is considered a running gag, with some of his infamous tweets being easily memorable. Other people consider him a case study of a conservative mind brokebrained by this election as he is your typical white male republican from North Carolina. His pussygate tweets defending Donald was considered a low as people justifiably decided to tune him out. However Bill Mitchell still remains as a landmark of sorts in the 2016 election, and recently has made a comeback as a person of interest due to the discovery of an entire cache of yahoo answers under his name that provides new material for further mocking. Avid conspiracy theorists believe he is a clone of Patrick Warburton, due to signs of rapid aging. "TELOMERES, I'M TELLING YOU DOG, IT'S THE TELOMERES." He may not be a legend like Ed Balls but he will go down as a footnote of C-SPAM's hazy recollection of poo poo that happened in its history book, which happens to be a cocktail napkin with smeared ink lines.* *Such C-SPAM entries to its history books as these from noted C-SPAM scribe Shageletic:  Other recordings of C-SPAM's history can be captured in its art, by noted C-SPAM renaissance artists Al!, Squizzle and YAFH~ Notable mentions: EPIC MRA Bernie Porn, Harold Sexcake, Kenneth Bone, Robert Morrow BINGO THO?? "Yeah that's great, shut the gently caress up what about bingo???" Truth be told, we got really drunk last night and uhhh, well.. we never got around to it. Welcome to C-SPAM! Enjoy your stay milkdrinker~  Given the insensitivity, ugliness and pettiness of recent headlines of sexual assault in the national spotlight, I would rather forego the bingo contest. I would like to instead bring attention to a project that C-SPAM has been working on. So far Goons have raised  $18,769.00 as of October 17th to RAINN!!Colonel Corazon posted:Help make the world less poo poo and consider donating: I'm gonna say something cheesy like we're all bingo winners when we do this~ Help us reach 20k! Goons from different forums have come by to contribute and it's been wonderful.  Go here to inform the OP the amount you donated so we can tally the overall contribution! Chat zones Discord for the debate: https://discord.gg/bceNPhB C-SPAM's Nite Crew regularly come together to make a bunch of youtube playlists live and synced up so there's good tunes in the background as we shitpost at the speed of light. It will keep going after the debate ends as an after party of sorts so don't be a stranger and add your own songs! It starts playing after the debate so check it out afterwards if you're not going to bed like a day crew milkdrinker~!  : http://sync-video.com/r/lkTlmMCfDrinking GameOne time only for each one but you can be flexible if you'd like. It's just a starter. I don't care~ Drink responsibly and stay hydrated! If you're drinking beer and wine, big swigs yo. Trump interrupts moderator/Clinton and talks over. [1 shot] Trump sniffs. [2 shots] Trump actually says something coherent and has a plan. [3 shots] Clinton tries out a new zinger from her triangulated think tank i.e. "Trumped up Trickle Down" [1 shot] Clinton plugs her website [2 shots] Clinton does the shimmy again and or sasses Trump. [3 shots] Death is Certain. 
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chris wallace: the only moderator this cycle who is a registered democrat 
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:first post verified
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nice title
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Llllllllllllets get ready to hate ourseeeeeeeeelves
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was gonna send a pm to ask why this thread wasn't open where's the good place to stream this? youtube doesn't have anything up
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shiksa posted:Llllllllllllets get ready to hate ourseeeeeeeeelves Already there, mate
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here's one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cJdY8wkV8
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I was gonna cut out of work early and get drunk while feasting on takeout and watching the debate, but my no-good friends and labmates are talking about setting up a stream and watching in the lab! Help me, C-SPAM, should I be responsible and social and stay in the lab to watch with them, or a filthy goon and go home to lie in bed and shitpost with you guys?
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finally i can post my bingo card
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First Ed balls post!
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hillary clinton gonna go down like a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kT6G_Q1Rrs
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Hillary could probably outdrink a good portion of nite crew
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Al! posted:finally i can post my bingo card
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Al! posted:finally i can post my bingo card 
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Zas posted:nice title nice op
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I was going to watch the debate but shockingly some work came up at work.
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overall good effort A++++ op
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Oct 20, 2016 00:12
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taxi driver is showing at a theater by me for some reason but i decided this was gonna give me a stronger feeling of anomie and alienation so here i am
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Oct 20, 2016 00:13
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Voted for Ed Balls, great op
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First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with teh hairy chest
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party time mother fuckers
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Last debate Donald Trump said the magic words "Radical Islamic Terrorism" and yet for some reason he is still behind in the polls. Has the world gone mad?
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Can someone post the link to the free cspan stream? I always seem to be able to find only the one that requires a cable login
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Jerusalem posted:Last debate Donald Trump said the magic words "Radical Islamic Terrorism" and yet for some reason he is still behind in the polls. Has the world gone mad? Ted Cruz still has ownership of the term. Until Donald Trump kills Ted Cruz, he cannot wield its power
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AHH poo poo I FIRGOT TO PUT THE LIBK IN MY POST
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feelin pretty good about donnies chances here
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Necc0 posted:was gonna send a pm to ask why this thread wasn't open this stream may be fun  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ce1EAZ3vE0
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logikv9 posted:Ted Cruz still has ownership of the term. Until Donald Trump kills Ted Cruz, he cannot wield its power Man, this new season of Dexter is even weirder than usual.
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I like how the images are getting bigger and bigger every debate so there's more to load and scroll through when the thread explodes
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fuk trump
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HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:fuk trump 
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Grondoth posted:I like how the images are getting bigger and bigger every debate so there's more to load and scroll through when the thread explodes By the time you finish scrolling through the election day OP, the election is already over
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ground floor i ordered pizza
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They're going to need a pretty big fan up on stage tonight, to deal with all the hot air involved
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i gotta vote for ed balls. hes tried and true
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triple sulk posted:ground floor what kind of the pizza
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triple sulk posted:ground floor wings here
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