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 The nightmare is not over. It's time to tune into what we could consider a formality at this point. A preview of  's Coronation, if you will~ It's the last throw-down of the year before election day. Remember to go vote November 28th and be sure to check your polling booths for any suspicious activity! (Please don't actually do this.) The subject matter being tackled at this debate will be most likely on debt and entitlements, immigration, economy, Supreme Court, foreign hot spots, and fitness to be president. (Start drinking early, a lot of ughs and sighs coming your way) Wednesday, October 19, 2016 Time: 9pm ET (8pm CT, 7pm MT, 6pm PT) Location: University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Las Vegas, NV Moderator: http://i.imgur.com/Xnj4s48.mp4 Chris Wallace, Anchor, Fox News Sunday. He is also the only registered democrat moderator (lol) How do I view this debate?: It's 2016, we have the technology. It will be livestreamed on every major news broadcast. The Internet, Television etc. Unless you live a thousand miles away from the near civilized spot, it will be impossible to not catch this debate. It will also be archived on youtube afterwards so if you had to work etc. you can catch up there  The Candidates  Chillary Clinical Coming off a solid first debate and holding her own in the second, Hillary has kept quiet in the background for the most part working on her ground game and campaigning around the nation with her surrogates, the FLOTUS, POTUS and Maple Grandpa Bernie Sanders Keeping it on the dl, she is planning to drone noted child rapist Julian Assange while noted child rapist Trump berates her on national television. Can Clinton go for the clincal kill? If she can do this utterly, then the next two weeks all she has to do is call her personal fashion consultant to determine which space empress outfit will inspire fear and evoke vengeance on Coronation Day. [  🚽 Chump Donald Trump is only just getting started folks. He will most likely attack Hillary's credentials and authenticity as it is the obvious route. He only just has to make himself coherent for once to actually do any damage. Rumors say that he did his homework and is doing debate prep so we might see a different Donald this time around~  Beleaguered and running on fumes of fumes, his dumpster fire campaign of reprehensible and drained, baffled, batshit insane surrogates thrash wildly hoping to find the ultimate Trump™ card to bring Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton down once and for all. He is unshackled at last, with the aid of Russian Autocrat Vladmir Putin, Trump is urging American people to wake up and realize the whole thing is rigged from the get go if he loses. America has clearly spoken! If he wins this debate, the elections are over and he will be declared President on the spot. That's how it goes, don't hate the player, hate the rigged game!  https://twitter.com/cher/status/788067848375513088  Ed Balls [British accent] Ed Balls.  Mill Bitchell His face is so loooooonng  A previously unknown radio personality turned person of interest in this crazy election who is deep in the tank for Trump. Now a verified twitter personality of sorts, his often absurd tweets riddled with hyperbole and fallacies bridge the gap between Day Crew and Nite Crew posters getting together to relentlessly mock him. Bill Mitchell is considered a running gag, with some of his infamous tweets being easily memorable. Other people consider him a case study of a conservative mind brokebrained by this election as he is your typical white male republican from North Carolina. His pussygate tweets defending Donald was considered a low as people justifiably decided to tune him out. However Bill Mitchell still remains as a landmark of sorts in the 2016 election, and recently has made a comeback as a person of interest due to the discovery of an entire cache of yahoo answers under his name that provides new material for further mocking. Avid conspiracy theorists believe he is a clone of Patrick Warburton, due to signs of rapid aging. "TELOMERES, I'M TELLING YOU DOG, IT'S THE TELOMERES." He may not be a legend like Ed Balls but he will go down as a footnote of C-SPAM's hazy recollection of poo poo that happened in its history book, which happens to be a cocktail napkin with smeared ink lines.* *Such C-SPAM entries to its history books as these from noted C-SPAM scribe Shageletic:  Other recordings of C-SPAM's history can be captured in its art, by noted C-SPAM renaissance artists Al!, Squizzle and YAFH~ Notable mentions: EPIC MRA Bernie Porn, Harold Sexcake, Kenneth Bone, Robert Morrow BINGO THO?? "Yeah that's great, shut the gently caress up what about bingo???" Truth be told, we got really drunk last night and uhhh, well.. we never got around to it. Welcome to C-SPAM! Enjoy your stay milkdrinker~  Given the insensitivity, ugliness and pettiness of recent headlines of sexual assault in the national spotlight, I would rather forego the bingo contest. I would like to instead bring attention to a project that C-SPAM has been working on. So far Goons have raised  $18,769.00 as of October 17th to RAINN!!Colonel Corazon posted:Help make the world less poo poo and consider donating: I'm gonna say something cheesy like we're all bingo winners when we do this~ Help us reach 20k! Goons from different forums have come by to contribute and it's been wonderful.  Go here to inform the OP the amount you donated so we can tally the overall contribution! Chat zones Discord for the debate: https://discord.gg/bceNPhB C-SPAM's Nite Crew regularly come together to make a bunch of youtube playlists live and synced up so there's good tunes in the background as we shitpost at the speed of light. It will keep going after the debate ends as an after party of sorts so don't be a stranger and add your own songs! It starts playing after the debate so check it out afterwards if you're not going to bed like a day crew milkdrinker~!  : http://sync-video.com/r/lkTlmMCfDrinking GameOne time only for each one but you can be flexible if you'd like. It's just a starter. I don't care~ Drink responsibly and stay hydrated! If you're drinking beer and wine, big swigs yo. Trump interrupts moderator/Clinton and talks over. [1 shot] Trump sniffs. [2 shots] Trump actually says something coherent and has a plan. [3 shots] Clinton tries out a new zinger from her triangulated think tank i.e. "Trumped up Trickle Down" [1 shot] Clinton plugs her website [2 shots] Clinton does the shimmy again and or sasses Trump. [3 shots] Death is Certain. 
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Ostentatious posted:is the moderator any good he's not gonna fact check apparently this was a big thing like a month ago
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That DICK! posted:Where's Chris Wallace? LOOK @ ME HILL WHERES CHRIS WALLACE HUH?! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME WHERE THE gently caress IS CHRIS WALLACE LOOK @ ME
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Michael Bayleaf posted:He's a piece of crap ! Polifacts rates this as 100% irrefutably true
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Zyla posted:RAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Pomp posted:al your posts are good and dont ever let anyone tell you different
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chy-na jah-pahn soodia areebia you can't
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just here to post this woooooooooooooow okay what the gently caress~
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seriously, you loving assholes voted bill mitchell in 2nd place instead of Ed Balls wtf 
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I still can't believe Bill Mitchell beat Ed Balls in votes what the gently caress~!
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Kit Walker posted:Need me a Nasty Woman tag. God I'm so glad the debates are finally loving over. All hail Dread Abuela, Ice Queen of Infinity seconded
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Unfortunately for them, the Democrats seem to want blood and aren't taking prisoners. I see nothing unfortunate about this eye for an eye fvckers
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