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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

I am dumb and tried to be cute with my pick. Didn't look at the schedule to see Carolina's on a bye this week.

So I'll go with Chandler Catanzaro

Two picks in kicker eliminator this year, two losses. :suicide:

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
lol real fuckin' heartbreaker for Hauschka pickers

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Turdsdown Tom posted:

lol real fuckin' heartbreaker for Hauschka pickers

I don't give a poo poo it was totally worth it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Infidel Castro posted:

I don't give a poo poo it was totally worth it.

This. That game was so loving awesome and I am totally psyched for the tie. That had to taste so terrible for Arizona. They could have put us away all game but they just kept on choking.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Brockenstein posted:

You just lucked out

Or maybe not.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Well. Okay then. That went well!

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Just checked the score. I'm not sure I'm even upset about this.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

since i am out immediately for the second time please start round 3

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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At this rate it'll be done next week anyway and these loving kickers are going concurrently bankrupt me in gift certs and save Something Awful from financial ruin.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

we can all agree that no prize is in order for us greedy piglets

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
A loving bloodbath.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Winning the second round is a shameful win anyway. No prize is needed.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Or maybe not.

Whoops lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Cavauro posted:

since i am out immediately for the second time please start round 3

:same:


Cavauro posted:

we can all agree that no prize is in order for us greedy piglets

:same:

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Week 1 Ends

Are there any good kickers left in the NFL? Hard to say. Anecdotal evidence would suggest that taking a kicker in the draft actually isn't a bad idea anymore given how game deciding they have become.

Well... it wouldn't be a bad idea if you drafted a good kicker. Instead the Bucs drafted Roberto Aguayo.

Special Mentions

wandler20 showed his love for Roberto once too many times.

Everyone who watched the Hawks/Cards game. Truly there were no winners. At all. In any way. What-so-ever. None.

Casualties
wandler20
Uterine Lineup
IcePhoenix
Chichevache
axeil
corn on the cop
Gobias Ind.
Athanatos
Dango Bango
Ninja Bob
WaffleZombie
horse inspector
Cavauro
No Butt Stuff
Mughe
fast cars loose anus
Infidel Castro

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I will immediately go with Aguayo for week 2(8) and bring back Vinatieri

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Brockenstein posted:

I will immediately go with Aguayo for week 2(8) and bring back Vinatieri

I shall also go with Aguayo and bring back Carpenter.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Matt Bryant

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dan Bailey will kick the Cowboys into victory Sunday night.

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 2.1: Justin Tucker - Baltimore Ravens
Week 2.2: Matt Bryant - Atlanta Falcons

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Two weeks. Two busts.

Didn't watch the end of that game but I heard he missed a close one.

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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totally losing my mime posted:

Week 2.1: Justin Tucker - Baltimore Ravens
Week 2.2: Matt Bryant - Atlanta Falcons

You're a brave man pulling an axeil and going the same kicker in both eliminators at once.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Horse Inspector posted:

You're a brave man pulling an axeil and going the same kicker in both eliminators at once.

Hey if it had worked I'd have looked like a genius!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Week 2.1 - Cairo Santos


Week 2.2 - Adam Vinatieri

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Week 2.1: Dan Carpenter
Week 2.2: Adam Vinatieri

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe

Horse Inspector posted:

You're a brave man pulling an axeil and going the same kicker in both eliminators at once.

Worked for me last week :smuggo:

Totally gonna backfire now, though

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Weeks one - Parkey
Week two - Nick Novak of the world renown Houston Brockwielers.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



totally losing my mime posted:

Worked for me last week :smuggo:

Totally gonna backfire now, though

Please backfire please backfire please backfire

I tried to pick two different kickers last week, and I got out of this round in a hurry.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Week 2.1: Cairo Santos - Chiefs
Week 2.2: Caleb Sturgis - Eagles

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Round 2.1 - Adam Vinatieri, Indianapolis
Round 2.2 - Give me :siren:Roberto Aguayo, Tampa Bay:siren: and resurrect my Vinatieri pick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

RIP

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Oct 30, 2016

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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I literally just got back home, updated the picks and then switch on the games and see Aguayo has Aguayo'd all the Aguayo pickers.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Boooo

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Dammit

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Dammit I assumed this would be going at least a few more weeks before the second try, bleh.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The games already started but he hasnt attempted a kick

Do i get a pass if I select Blair Walsh? :suicide:

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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Given that either of your choices would have passed I see no harm in letting it slide.

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Let's roll the dice

Week 2.1: Justin Tucker - Baltimore Ravens
Week 2.2: Matt Bryant - Atlanta Falcons
Week 2.3: Roberto Aguayo - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Resurrecting Tucker

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
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^^ Was it intentional to lose the avatar?


Week 2 Ends

I'm not angry. I'm disappointed. So very, very disappointed in you all.

Special Mentions

3 people were eliminated this week. All three of them picked he who shall not be named.

Casualties
Brockenstein
on the bored wop
latinotwink1997

Horse Inspector fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Nov 2, 2016

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Week 2.1 - Cairo Santos
Week 2.2 - Adam Vinatieri

Week 2.3 - Greg Zuerlein

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