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drilldo squirt

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Donald trump hosed up a charity dinner and has the mental age of a 12 year old.

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drilldo squirt

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I kinda of want to see how trump reacts when looses and I also want to see how the secret service reacts if Donald Trump starts a rebellion.

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drilldo squirt

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In my dream world donald trump moves to nevada and create a furniture outlet and brothel chain named Trump's whores and housing goods.

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drilldo squirt

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You never want to get a used mattress from Trump's whores and housing goods.

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alnilam

Bo-Pepper posted:

do they know about bill mitchell alnilam can byob's delicate sensibilities take the man the dream that is bill mitchell

i dunno his unending optimism is almost a little byob except that what he's optimistic about is a dark vision of humanity so maybe not

Zorodius

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come on, you guys, just vote for him. What's the worst that could happen?

Im Ready for DEATH

Zorodius posted:

come on, you guys, just vote for him. What's the worst that could happen?

Alright.

joke_explainer


Zorodius posted:

come on, you guys, just vote for him. What's the worst that could happen?

Even assuming he does nothing wrong during his term as presidency, it might result in economic repercussions similar to brexit in just international diplomatic and financial relations feeling our government is not sane, so we could stand to immediately lose a ton of cash out of pocket.

It'd also render our entire nuclear program completely pointless and threaten nuclear stability in the world -- even if he does nothing to advocate for the construction of nukes by other countries like he's said. The strategy of reducing proliferation and slowly disarming has been working pretty well to reduce the threat of nuclear terror. A key point of that is our nuclear doctrine: We have technology and policy in place that makes it practically impossible to launch a nuke by accident, and Russia has been fully informed on how it works. The counterpoint is true: Even in extremely difficult situations, we can still launch a nuke if authorized in very short order.

Trump's own supporters have said, "It doesn't matter if he's hot-headed and and flies off the handle and tries to nuke some country, the Joint Chiefs will just block the decision." Even if he was sane, the fact that so many people involved in the nuclear program believe he is not undermines our capability for nuclear response, which means no more stability in our nuclear system. Countries have to worry about if our country does launch a nuke just on the whims of a crazy man or countries like Russia might take advantage and push treaties or behave in a way they wouldn't do so if they felt our nuclear arsenal was actually capable of doing anything.

It also just threatens the way our country functions in the future. The fact that he attacked the foundational principle of peaceful transfer of power is insane.

There really seems to be some people that are happy about the idea of injecting instability into our government, which is weird. Like, people who love Trump because he's crazy and are like "omfg, wouldn't it be loving amazing to have an mentally unsound person as president?? loving lol". We should be super happy about our tradition of stability and peace in elections and how little election fraud we have. Like those should be traditions you respect and protect.

I mean, all these people wishing for instability, I wish they could see life for a week in an unstable country just to get some perspective or something. The fact that anybody cares so little about the rights and lives of women as to value "LOL OMG PRESIDENT TRUMP LOL xD'" over the federal legalization of abortion is completely crazy to me, like. People who are pro-life, I get at least, but people who are just doing it for laughs and otherwise think abortion is fine? They're loving psychopaths.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

so trump is ... bad?

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none of the bad stuff would happen though, probably. Don't worry.

joke_explainer


Zorodius posted:

none of the bad stuff would happen though, probably. Don't worry.

Why do you think that? If what he says he wants to do happens, that's horrible. If he fails to do anything at all, that's also horrible.

joke_explainer


Like what the gently caress is this poo poo.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/723904/Donald-Trump-wants-import-levy

Does he have any idea what that would do for consumer prices?? Imports would drop drastically as companies have to balance their books, so supply goes down. Each dollar of goods imported gets marked up to cover these tariffs, so basically he's just adding another tax to the poor.

He already proved he has no understanding of global macroeconomics at all. Like, we should desire to maximize our imports and minimize our exports; our exports are what we pay to get imports. The more imports, the better our quality of life. He keeps saying he's going to maximize exports and minimize imports; that effectively means the country will be paying many times more for a lot less in goods, which results in a quality of life reduction as prices on everything rise. But a loving import tariff of 35 cents to the dollar? I hope people enjoy paying 20 bucks for a pound of coffee...

Zorodius

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joke_explainer posted:

Like, we should desire to maximize our imports and minimize our exports; our exports are what we pay to get imports. The more imports, the better our quality of life. He keeps saying he's going to maximize exports and minimize imports; that effectively means the country will be paying many times more for a lot less in goods, which results in a quality of life reduction as prices on everything rise. But a loving import tariff of 35 cents to the dollar? I hope people enjoy paying 20 bucks for a pound of coffee...

Actually, exporting means other people give money to the US, but importing means the US gives away all its money. So this plan is smart and good.

now, you might think, "35% is a lot." But probably he thought, "How much should I say... 3500%? No, that would be too much." and he was right. Right again, Donald Trump! -- Wow!! Great!

Historical Wizards


Vladimir Posner said that even Russia doesn't want Trump to be president, because who in their right mind would want someone like that in charge of a major power.
He also theorized that the only reason that Putin could possibly want Trump to be president would because it would be easier to bully Trump than Clinton.


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Historical Wizards posted:

Vladimir Posner said that even Russia doesn't want Trump to be president, because who in their right mind would want someone like that in charge of a major power.
He also theorized that the only reason that Putin could possibly want Trump to be president would because it would be easier to bully Trump than Clinton.

This is what Putin wants you to think.

joke_explainer


Zorodius posted:

Actually, exporting means other people give money to the US, but importing means the US gives away all its money. So this plan is smart and good.

now, you might think, "35% is a lot." But probably he thought, "How much should I say... 3500%? No, that would be too much." and he was right. Right again, Donald Trump! -- Wow!! Great!

No. Why would you care about the money? What we want is the goods, not cash. What good is exporters having some cash to your average consumer, especially if supply and demand means everything is more expensive and there's nothing to buy anyway? All that cash goes far less distance if you've traded all your goods away for it and aren't importing jack poo poo.

That import tariff is bad. A slap in the face to anybody who lives here. He's effectively proposing raising the prices on everything more than 35%, including to folks below the poverty line.

joke_explainer


Zorodius posted:

This is what Putin wants you to think.

Are you being ironic or something. Putin's hatred of Hillary is pretty well documented at this point.

Zorodius

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joke_explainer posted:

No. Why would you care about the money? What we want is the goods, not cash. What good is exporters having some cash to your average consumer, especially if supply and demand means everything is more expensive and there's nothing to buy anyway? All that cash goes far less distance if you've traded all your goods away for it and aren't importing jack poo poo.

That import tariff is bad. A slap in the face to anybody who lives here. He's effectively proposing raising the prices on everything more than 35%, including to folks below the poverty line.

Even if you have to pay 35% more for coffee, you can still afford more bags of coffee when your job hasn't been shipped away.

Historical Wizards


Zorodius posted:

Even if you have to pay 35% more for coffee, you can still afford more bags of coffee when your job hasn't been shipped away.

Ah the classic charge more, give more strategy. The very cornerstone of socialism :smug:


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joke_explainer


Zorodius posted:

Even if you have to pay 35% more for coffee, you can still afford more bags of coffee when your job hasn't been shipped away.

Lol, what's the end game with that kind of idiotic thinking? Ban companies that ship jobs overseas? Congrats, you gently caress our quality of life even harder. Now we have even fewer products!

Let's raise their import taxes to keep everything made somewhere else out of the hands of average citizens! Yay, people are poorer!

Let's say some company agrees to get blackmailed to do business here, so your lovely factory job came back to the country after being lost. But your minimum wage is six times what they were paying all their workers at the factory, not to mention well below the poverty line (don't see any plan to raise federal minimum wage under Trump).

So, what, every phone or whatever you're making costs 6 times as much just on the labor? Not to mention China's our primary source of rare earth metals. Our mining operation is about 4100 tons a year, China mines 105,000 tons. So every ton of nickel or zinc we bring in, they're paying a 35% surcharge to the government for. So yeah, your 700 dollar iPhone becomes 10,000, 9,000 dollars. Not accounting for problems with the valuation of the currency since going completely bonkers.

Here's Milton Friedman explaining basic macroeconomics, and why the political drive to 'balance' exports with imports or 'double exports' is complete nonsense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXkX4POxA0g

Ace of Baes
Milton Friedman sucks.

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joke_explainer posted:

Lol, what's the end game with that kind of idiotic thinking? Ban companies that ship jobs overseas? Congrats, you gently caress our quality of life even harder. Now we have even fewer products!

You seem pretty mad, so I don't think it would help to talk about the pros and cons of a trade deficit.

Anyway, Donald Trump is trying to help us out and I think we should give him a chance.

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Zorodius posted:

You seem pretty mad, so I don't think it would help to talk about the pros and cons of a trade deficit.

Anyway, Donald Trump is trying to help us out and I think we should give him a chance.

He sucks bro.

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drilldo squirt

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I'm going to lmbo after the election when all those fraud investigations start to pick up.

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The only thing better is going to be the alt right people taking being a giant whiny baby to a whole new level.

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Piso Mojado

Im looking forward to 50 years from now when sci-fi sitcoms have an episode where they find a dimension in which Trump won the election.


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Piso Mojado posted:

Im looking forward to 50 years from now when sci-fi sitcoms have an episode where they find a dimension in which Trump won the election.

How much do you want to bet obama is played by a white guy?

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Donald Trump looks like a weakling, I bet I could kick his a**.

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bacalou posted:

even if donald trump doesn't win we're still stuck with all of the people who thought he would make a good leader

This is indeed terrifying.


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Never change, JE. We love you just the way you are!


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Robot Made of Meat

Ace of Baes posted:

Milton Friedman sucks.

This cannot be overemphasized.


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Historical Wizards


Robot Made of Meat posted:

Never change, JE. We love you just the way you are!

:agreed:


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drilldo squirt

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Ace of Baes posted:

Donald Trump looks like a weakling, I bet I could kick his a**.

His baby like fist will bounce off your six pack abbs.

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nollek

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Can't wait till Hillary gets elected and then Russia nukes the gently caress out of us. At least it'll put us out of our misery.

drilldo squirt

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nollek posted:

Can't wait till Hillary gets elected and then Russia nukes the gently caress out of us. At least it'll put us out of our misery.

Way to sell our democracy out like a little bitch.

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nollek

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drilldo squirt posted:

Way to sell our democracy out like a little bitch.

Sall good. I've got a vault.

drilldo squirt

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If that tiny shirtless mother fucker want to start poo poo let him.

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It's cool how a black man becoming president broke half of the Republican parties mind and turned all these flag waving Patriots into fan boys of a literal Russian dictator activly working against our interests. It makes me really question their patriotism.

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