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Rush Limbo posted:Don Quixote Part 1: This isn't getting enough love.
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Miss Lonelyhearts r/relationships 3.0
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Close to the Knives a young Cutco salesperson blogs about wacky customer encounters
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Valley of the Dolls A tale about the environmental destruction of the Grand Canyon through filling the landmark with the world's used and discarded sex robots, real dolls and anime pillows
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The Stand Walking Dead Slash fiction
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Gone with the Wind - White people discuss at length in what context it would be acceptable for them to say the n-word. The debate becomes heated when someone brings up white rappers.
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:the three musketeers three masters of playing wow grudgingly take on a fourth member after a series of whacky coincidences in dungeon raids The Man in the Lewis a hotshot young business executive with everything going his way. But he hides a terrible secret: his twin brother is a loving loser. The bastard still lives in their parents' loft, just playing WoW all day long. He hardly ever comes out and never takes off that stupid Guy Fawkes mask.
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Hogge Wild posted:The 120 Days of Sodom: GBS after the Halloween 2013. heehehhehehw
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The Man in the 20 years after: the 40 year old virgin
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Tess of the D'ubervilles A woman is raped in the back of a taxi
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A Clean, Well-Lighted Place Two network techs in a Google server farm deal with a client over Skype around the Christmas holidays
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Fahrenheit 451 A woman talks about video games on YouTube.
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It The Killer Clown trope becomes popular every 25-30 years.
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Can someone show me the link to that thread? I've lost it or maybe I thought I read it but didn't...
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Eric the Half a Bea posted:Can someone show me the link to that thread? I've lost it or maybe I thought I read it but didn't... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3720872 quote:I recently decided that I was unhappy at my job, so like any sane person I put a 30 day notice and decided I would walk across America from LA to Daytona Beach Florida. Part of my trip is for personal reasons, I want to find who I am as a person and what truly makes me happy in life. Another big reason of doing this trip is that I want to raise awareness for mental health illness, something I've struggled with my entire life. I assumed everyone would think that I was crazy, but the reaction has been the complete opposite, I've received support from my entire family and friends and even strangers that just happened to see my page shared on Facebook and donated to my cause. So far I've raised $2300 in a little over 4 days. My end goal besides surviving is to write a book about my travels, that nobody will read. I've received very interesting questions from some people so far so I figured I would open it up to SA. I'm departing for LA on the 14th of May.   
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Kennel posted:Everyone should read it. It was very goddamn funny.
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The Gulag Archipelago/A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich: Basically the same story, but now set in a remote for-profit privatized prison in rural California in 2016.
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The Jungle a Democracy Now! broadcast
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funkybottoms posted:The Jungle The ending is just some guy literally standing on a soap box and reading an article from the Jacobin.
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The Martian A man stranded in a stuck elevator comes up with various tropes and tries to be Meta as gently caress Anna Karinina An asexual S J W gets railed in an unexpected way. Mein Kampf The Eliott Rodger Story
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Lord of the Flies: Libertarian Redditors build their seastading utopia Look Back in Anger: An unemployed blogger rages against the neoliberal consensus and is an abusive twat to his wife because no struggle matters but class struggle du -hast posted:Anna Karinina An asexual S J W gets railed in an unexpected way. Nice.
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The Stranger A confused man discovers the downside of the European refugee policy.
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Dune Timothy Leary discovers hash but is nearly foiled by the CHOOM gang
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Gravity's Rainbow My nigga have u tried LSD??
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Stranger in a Strange Land A Gypsy with a large penis is arrested, joins circus
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas A drug fueled erotic bathing session in a cheap hotel nearly goes terribly wrong
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Love in the Time of Cholera: swap.avi The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: Two teens go on a rafting trip to creampie teens and discover an unexpected size discrepancy when their negro manservant gets in on the action, followed by an gangbang of all members of an 1800s episode of Family Fued. The Four Agreements: A mentally ill Mexican man publishes a book of bullshit, but his antipsychotics make him too tired to start the cult. Also refers to himself as a Don. Lolita: Eyeball licking followed by loud excuses that it is in fact entirely normal to be an ephebophile. The Silence of the Lambs: A prisoner with a foot fetish sends a young FBI agent to Aatrek's house
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du -hast posted:Anna Karinina An asexual S J W gets railed in an unexpected way. You joke, but there is a bona fide threesome scene in Anna Karenina.
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The Immoralist - Aatrek takes a trip to Thailand
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du -hast posted:Love in the Time of Cholera: swap.avi Lol nice. The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius Decision Points, by President George W Bush The Art of War Dungeons & Dragons Player's Strategy Guide: A 4th Edition D&D Supplement House of Leaves Apartment of Shrubs: An alcoholic lowlife finds and annotates a narrative about a defunct YouTube channel in which an apartment dweller wrestles with space concerns for his hybrid homebrew/pot grow operation in which he is saved by a previously overlooked closet. Or is he in danger? He explores it for a bit but gets the munchies and goes back to watch TV.
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Snow Crash A man on PCP with a piece of rebar goes on an imaginary aircraft carrier to kill a Samoan, misidentifies what BIOS stands for, all while a greasy wop named Enzo wrings his hands and grins. Cryptonomicon A long tome whose climax is syphilis, opiate addiction, and giving the middle finger to Douglas MacArthur. Also contains erotic furniture shopping and detailed descriptions of the puckered anus of a 6-year-old Filipino boy. I, Robot A 400-lb autistic goon finally has an entity that he can identify with. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao Fat goon with massive pimple infection and disinclination to bathe discovered a typewriter in Mexico or whatever and begins shitposting IRL. The Diary of Ann Frank: The worlds' best game of hide-and-seek followed by a free train ride. du -hast fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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The Stand: An outstanding metaphor for the Jewish conspiracy Leaves of Grass: A man with a disinclination to work sits with his toes in a pond and writes garbage The Grapes of Wrath: A STEM graduate becomes a manual laborer and moves to present day Arkansas Of Mice and Men: A man with a Vaseline covered hand tracking down a retard and a midget who supports the 2nd Amendment.
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The Bonfire of the Vanities A wealthy stock trader kills a black youth in a hit and run. He then becomes the focus of a media firestorm in which alternate sides declare him either a racist murderer or a heroic job creator defending himself from a probable criminal. It is promptly forgotten next week when the media moves on to issues of outage on college campuses, and the trader hires some high priced lawyers, and suffers so consequences.
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The Temptation of Saint Anthony - A stoic goon in a well is tempted with apparitions of various escape strategies.
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Cry, the Beloved Country: A black man kills a white man in South Africa while the family is participating in erotic phone calls on the party phone line. The father of the killer succeeds in being cuckolded by the killer's own father, who goes on top of a mountain and founds Black Lives Matter Lord of the Flies An interactive look at the economy of the Republic of Somalia
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Blood Meridian: An erotic tale of a young man, his horse, and various acts of extreme violence. Features a retard on a leash and a man that can make gunpowder out of his own piss, as well as several acts of animal sodomy. A recommended read. Child of God An extremely mentally disabled man who refuses to give up his property begins loving the corpse of a woman who dies on it, combined with the Metus video. A melange of bodily fluids. Capital in the 21st Century: A snotty Frenchman writes a million page book mostly generated with a Markov bot and recommends higher taxes for everyone to be placed in a world fund, though he is careful to specifically exempt the Jews from this scheme.
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Ender's Game Extreme violence committed by an unstable child, including a sweaty erotic soapy shower child murder scene, followed by a retarded amount of laser tag that somehow leads to genocide. As penance the author converts to Mormonism. Foucault's Pendulum: A long rant about the Knights Templar set off by the protagonist's frustration with MS-DOS and StarOffice 2.0.
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The Road A father-and-son picnic day in the Ghenzuo Coal Mine region of China. As they lack houkou they are forced to eat dirt. There is a lack of sodomy in this book that is disappointing, but it does involve nuclear bunkers and lung cancer.
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The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire: A comfortable allegory for modern day Europe as immigrants slow storm the EU demanding entertainment and welfare faster than the union can expand, until its eventual collapse. Also the flag is replaced with the star and crescent. War and Peace: On a long bender, the author challenges his imaginary friend to a contest of how many words could be used in the book and the most boring way. While the title has War in it the title there is, in fact, no combat, and the book you might say is a peace of poo poo 
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