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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
The Catcher in the Rye: A troubled, withdrawn teen plays a lot of videogames and constantly bitches about his own team.

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Letter From Birmingham Jail

Your spinster aunt on facebook will be silent no more about government overreach

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
The Stranger: A ITT specialist cant understand simple human interaction and relationships.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Elián González's Excellent Adventure

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Elián González's Excellent Adventure

Woah, a blast from the past.

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Dec 30, 2009

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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: Two kids hop on a greyhound across country with an old black man posing as their legal guardian.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Gilgamesh:

A wealthy and powerful man must confront the creeping horror of his own mortality after his lover dies of AIDS.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

One hundred years of solitude: A goon celebrates his 100th birthday.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Grapes of Wrath: Doe eyed students are told college is the only step to success leading to thousands clamoring for the same non-existent jobs. Eager to be exploited when the positions do open up, only to vacate just as quick.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Plebian Parasite posted:

One hundred years of solitude: A goon celebrates his 100th birthday.

lol

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

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One Thousand and One Nights
A well-meaning mother discovers her adult son's folder of unfinished Dungeons & Dragons campaigns while cleaning his room.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin
Decision Points, by George W. Bush

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Doctor J Off posted:

The Old Man and the Sea
Grandpa has to get a job at Long John Silvers for the health insurance :(

lol. holy poo poo these are all great

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Dec 30, 2009

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ROFLburger posted:

lol. holy poo poo these are all great

Yeah those two kinda took my idea and kicked my rear end with it.

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Dec 30, 2009

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Of Mice and Men Harry weeps as he raises his gun to the back of Lloyd's head.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


A Midsummer Night's Dream a man signs his wife up to a donkey show to win custody of her child

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Dec 30, 2009

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where the red fern gropes posted:

A Midsummer Night's Dream a man signs his wife up to a donkey show to win custody of her child

good post/username combo

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

The Bell Jar A woman feels really sad and posts a lot about it on facebook and tumblr, but nobody cares because she isn't pretty or otherwise physically notable so she posts about some half-hearted attempts to kill herself, then is forgotten.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

A Room of One's Own is a series of youtube videos by an angry, middle aged woman who spends all her free time bitching about not having any free time to do what she wants.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Moby Dick: Japanese scientists engage in a delicate research mission

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Apology of Socrates

A defiant troll posts a ban me thread

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
Alice in Wonderland a bunch of goons go to a sporting event

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Rush Limbo posted:

Moby Dick: Japanese scientists engage in a delicate research mission

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
War and Peace same book, just has a TL;DR at the end

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Crime and Punishment the story starts the same, but Raskolnikov posts about the event online, which leads to his quick arrest.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


1984 2016

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
uncle toms cabin: black folks on the south side of chicago complain about section 8 housing

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Sea of Fertility
A civil servant lives a secret inner life quite apart from his normal everyday life in which he wishes to observe others relishing the pleasures of the world he denies himself, all based on the singular romantic vision of his dead childhood friend and his girlfriend, who lives in Canada so he's never seen her, but they totally did it

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

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Gravity's Rainbow
A young man wanders the wastes of war torn Syria and the Middle East as his consciousness slowly disintegrates into the world around him, written and directed by Amy Sherman-Palladino.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
the three musketeers three masters of playing wow grudgingly take on a fourth member after a series of whacky coincidences in dungeon raids

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The Pearl: A poor migrant worker is convinced to buy into a new cryptocurrency called perlcoins and strikes it rich when the currency unexpectedly takes off, but when he tries to convert his perlcoins into cash to feed his family the broker only offers him a pittance. After a long and harrowing search for someone willing to convert his windfall into real money he returns home and throws his ancient smartphone into the ocean in disgust, burying the cursed perlcoins forever.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Dr. Faustus: A top internet humorist forsakes his old life and makes a pact with Lucifer to learn the dank art of memeing.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

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Catch 22 A indepth look on "Dont ask Dont tell"

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Rush Limbo posted:

Moby Dick: Japanese scientists engage in a delicate research mission

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Wild Duck
When an old friend comes out of obscurity, a man discovers that his wife wasn't just watching TV during the long hours he spent alone in his den working on the next great game changing app. Includes a heavy handed message about gun control

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
Les Misérables Describes life in Detroit during the last 15 years.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Strange Fruit

All these apples look like black dicks

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mčre
College Slice
Heart of Darkness A young man from the suburbs recounts his tale of buying weed in the ghetto where he was confronted by the horror of a white man in a trap house

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Plebian Parasite posted:

One hundred years of solitude: A goon celebrates his 100th birthday.

This thread is great.

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Gulliver's Travels A man returns from holiday telling of a land where the inhabitants are so small, he seemed like a giant. Is told to stop being racist against the Japanese.

e: I'm a moron.

Sunswipe fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Oct 20, 2016

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