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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Now this thread is going places:)

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Stranger in a Strange Land: A man raised on an internet forum has the uncanny ability to ban people for disagreeing with his views. In real life.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The Scarlett Letter: Roger Chillingworth comes home from work early to find a plumber's van in the driveway. He walks inside to find his wife Hester on top of a well-hung, African American plumber named Art. Instead of bursting out at the couple, he just sits on the couch and watches as Art plows Hester from behind on their solid walnut coffee table. The next day, Roger takes all of his shirts, sweaters and jackets to a local embroidery shop and has a large, pink C embroidered on every article to let the town know what he really is.

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

EoinCannon posted:

The (((Merchant))) of Venice

Lol

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



For Whom the Bell Tolls - in a civil war torn United States, a berniebro has to work with reluctant hilldawgs to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge to stem the tide of advancing trumpist Goldshirts

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Post Office
Harry Chinaski thanks providence as he lucks into a job with regular hours, good enough pay to live, and union protection. He uses the stability to get his life back on track, getting his own apartment, a girlfriend, and allowing him to pay back the money he had borrowed from family.

Love in the Time of Cholera
Romance blooms between two residents at the Salinas Wellness Center, a live in clinic opened to serve the health needs of the ill and frail raised in families who do not believe in vaccination.

Johnny Got His Gun
Johnny, his face, voice, and limbs all burned away in a chemical attack in war, is paraded around by politicians who pose with his destroyed body to dump up support for the next war before he is killed by malpractice in a VA hospital.

An American Tragedy
An account of CNN's coverage of the 2016 American presidential election.

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Heart of Darkness A collection of FYAD posts. The horror.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

PantsandCola posted:

Heart of Darkness A collection of FYAD posts. The horror.

In order to beat them at their only game, a GBS superstar is forced to slowly become funny.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Plebian Parasite posted:

In order to beat them at their only game, a GBS superstar is forced to slowly become funny.

Oh hey :fyadride:

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

The Big Sleep A guy wearing a trenchcoat and fedora cyberstalks local women.

The Rats in the Walls Thanet council's guide to rental accommodation and pet care.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: A libertarian tech billionaire takes seasteading in a whole new direction.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: A libertarian tech billionaire takes seasteading in a whole new direction.

"What, you mean DOWN? Sinking ain't a new direction for them! :smug:"

Leagues are a measure of distance not depth, idiot!

dregma
Nov 4, 2004

I want my empire back, you son of a bitch!
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz:

Two shady pedophiles and a neutered cat convince a young girl to take a whirlwind trip to Vegas. Enroute they stop in a bar called the Poppy Field and introduce her to roofies.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
Dune: Pretty much Burning Man, but with Islamic undertones.

stayingalivetv
Oct 17, 2016
The Awakening: A woman thinks about having sex but kills herself because she hates mansplaining.

The Storm: A woman actually has sex. Big whoop.

stayingalivetv
Oct 17, 2016

dregma posted:

Two shady pedophiles...

I really appreciate that modifier.
"Not normal, respectable pedophiles. We're talking about the real shady ones here, Harry."

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

EoinCannon posted:

The (((Merchant))) of Venice

Holy poo poo.

Testikles posted:

Journey to the West

After getting into an argument with his father, Sun Wukong is sent to UCLA instead of Harvard where he studies programming. He encounters a group of nerds that include an old stoner and two ugly nerds. They develop a disruptive app and earn millions.

Underrated.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Canterbury Tales - A group of college freshmen, thrust together from diverse backgrounds by nothing more than their GPAs, sit round and engage each other in awkward one-upmanship, playing far too many YouTube videos under the pretense of socialising.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Oct 23, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Name of the Rose - Two Hindu enthusiasts from Norwich travel to a secluded Kamataka monastery in hopes to find the fabled gay chapter of Kama Sutra, but get embroiled in a murder mystery amidst a sectarian conflict. One of them has sex with a Shudra woman, and everyone is really upset about it, too.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wuthering Heights - A mysterious woman in red terrorises woods near a small town of Dorking, where DCI Heathcliff spends his short autumn holidays. What secrets in their past do those two share?

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Slaughterhouse-Five

Billy's Health insurance doesn't come through, he ends up hanging himself after murdering his family.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
The Heart of Darkness: Marlow searches for Lt. Kurtz in Syria.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
The Island of Doctor Moreau:
Goon meet

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit
The Deadliest Game

Married couple neglect their child to death while playing a Korean MMO.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The Cask of Amontillado : After insulting a woman on social media, her wealthy brother uses his power and influence to get the man blocked from every social media outlet available one by one. The man's last post is "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTESSOR :(" on a Neopets fan forum before he is silenced forever

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lord of the Flies - One controversial tweet sparks a conversation about bullying and body image in a traditional English boarding school.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The Gulag Archipelago - A young arts major turned barista's sombre reflection on her life of oppression as a middle class white person. Can she survive cultural and political appropriation when her workplace adopts a Soviet/Cuban theme?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Paladinus posted:

The Gulag Archipelago - A young arts major turned barista

You could just have stopped at arts major, the barista is a given

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The Island of Doctor Moreau:
Goon meet

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge: Donald Trump runs for the Presidency, believing he'll make it all the way until the end.

Then he wakes up after Election Day to find he's lost in a 20% landslide to that Nasty Woman.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Smash it Smash hit posted:

The Island of Doctor Moreau:
Goon meet

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



To Kill a Mockingbird - Wile E. Coyote just can't catch a break

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



The Importance of Being Earnest - Antics ensue when John woos a girl using a dishonest online dating profile

PilslopWick
May 8, 2015
Demian a kid looks at a lot of shemale porn trying to find himself, at one point there's fisting too

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


On the Road: An IT major and a libertarian travel across america on cut rate airfares. They hang out in clubs listening to dubstep and house music, which opens their minds, but in a retarded way.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
All Quiet on the Western Front

a young man laments the loss of his WoW party, all of whom have gotten married and moved on with their lives

The Song of the Lark

a young midwestern woman from an evangelical family moves to a Brooklyn squat and becomes a noise musician

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Clockwork Orange - A group of young men can't find their place in life. They attend feminist rallies, discuss socialism on the internet, but it all changes when one of them, Alex, is caught painting a Black Lives Matter graffiti and force-fed a red pill.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lolita

The protagonist receives a vociferous defense on Reddit dot com.

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

The Odyssey: A man and his friends escape jail to attempt to track down an armored car than was overturned in a bank heist. They encounter various mythic entities along the way including sirens, a cyclops, and a blind prophet.

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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

The Sirens of Titan: The Unauthorized Donald Trump Biography

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