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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
1984
A gif of a boot stamping on a human face, perfectly looped

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Brave New World
A hyperlink to a news site.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
anna kerenina: an episode of jerry springer

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
also

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

The Fall of the House of Usher: as written by Grover.

drat you

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The Taming of the Shrew

50 shades of gray except the guy makes his wife gently caress a horse

Razzled
Feb 3, 2011

MY HARLEY IS COOL
The Road Less Traveled is only about 10 miles long, don't bring a shopping cart

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



The Man in the High Castle - What if the Japanese were a bunch of reverse weaboos?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Dox Quixote: the story of Caro

Lmao

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Into the Wild Goon and cart last three days.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Grapes of Wrath In a world full of bros a nice guy and his printer set out into the rain searching for love. Disappointment follows him every step of the way.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
The Travels of Marco Polo - An Italian businessman flies to China to inspect a factory making his products. He flies home after two days.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Glenn Quebec posted:

Into the Wild Goon and cart last three days.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Lord of the Flies - Gooncamp 2016

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

A Modest Proposal: A reasonable argument advocating for the consumption of Mexicans and other immigrants as a means to control immigration and provide low cost meat for un- and underemployed millennials.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

The Magic Mountain: A young, socially awkward German man visits his nephew at an asylum, becomes convinced he is transautistic and obsesses over a woman he only knows from Instagram for 7 years

Blood Meridian: On the campaign trail with the Mujahedeen

Death in Venice: Dad gay, so what. Also dead.

The Handmaid's Tale: A dystopia set in the near-future in which the Republicans stage a coup. Sarah Palin makes an appearance as an embittered wife of Newt Gingrich.

The Godfather: The initially straight-laced son of a powerful Nigerian scammer feels morally compelled to avenge the doxxing of his brother (who was forced to hold up a sign that said "I love horse cock") and becomes an even more efficient scamlord in the process.

American Psycho: Eric Trump writes essays about Nickelback and casually, brutally murders homeless people and prostitutes while adhering to a strict gluten-free diet.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

guidoanselmi posted:

A Modest Proposal: A reasonable argument advocating for the consumption of Mexicans and other immigrants as a means to control immigration and provide low cost meat for un- and underemployed millennials.

ahahaha

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

guidoanselmi posted:

A Modest Proposal: A reasonable argument advocating for the consumption of Mexicans and other immigrants as a means to control immigration and provide low cost meat for un- and underemployed millennials.

You're supposed to be modernizing classic literature, not suggesting good ideas.

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

misty mountaintop posted:

You're supposed to be modernizing classic literature, not suggesting good ideas.

also, who's going to process the meat?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
The Most Dangerous Game

A platoon of national guardsmen kidnap Iraqi men and hunt them down in the tribal waste lands outside of baghdad

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

EX250 Type R posted:

The Most Dangerous Game

A platoon of national guardsmen kidnap Iraqi men and hunt them down in the tribal waste lands outside of baghdad

Deathwatch

Same thing as above but the Iraqi kills the Americans with an improvised explosive device

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

An account of the 2016 United States presidential election.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
How to Make Friends and Influence People : A list of top 10 ways to get people to like you (You won't BELIEVE #6!)

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



The Dispossessed Trans woman professor of gender studies from Berkeley visits the University of Chicago Economics Department.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Traumnovelle: Some joyless bore wanders around town, unable to cope with his wife's porn browsing history, and accidentally enters a furry convention.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

misty mountaintop posted:

Waiting for Godot

Two guys look up sports scores on their phones for two acts.

Two goons sit silently in a basement, laconically refreshing a CYOA thread every few minutes

Blood Meridian: a lonely youth joins a Texas border militia. They encounter no illegals but engage in a considerable amount of consensual group sex.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Dox Quixote: the story of Caro

just started reading the thread and its already :five:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
THE TRIAL- a promising young college student makes love to a passed out girl behind a dumpster. Before he knows it he's embroiled in a bizarre trial for no reason and no one can explain to him what he's done wrong.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

bag em and tag em posted:

THE TRIAL- a promising young college student makes love to a passed out girl behind a dumpster. Before he knows it he's embroiled in a bizarre trial for no reason and no one can explain to him what he's done wrong.

poo poo that's good!

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.


:golfclap:

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Gulliver's Travels

A dude discovers Tumblr.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Mein Kampf - A bunch of Pepe the Frog memes.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012



:patriot:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Glenn Quebec posted:

Into the Wild Goon and cart last three days.

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rush Limbo posted:

Gulliver's Travels

A dude discovers Tumblr.

Paladinus posted:

Mein Kampf - A bunch of Pepe the Frog memes.

lol

misty mountaintop
Jun 2, 2015

by Hand Knit

bag em and tag em posted:

THE TRIAL- a promising young college student makes love to a passed out girl behind a dumpster. Before he knows it he's embroiled in a bizarre trial for no reason and no one can explain to him what he's done wrong.

Lol

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Call of the Wild

Buck is kenneled and rescued by a couple of Brooklyn vegans who jump to his defense when he attacks a red sweater clad child playing in the park. They accuse the child of antagonizing Buck since he is normally "a total sweetheart." Buck runs around the dog park with a pack of corgis, shibas, and poms until he quickly tires. He's 15 pounds overweight due to constant overfeeding and being stuck in a 400 square ft apartment all day while his owners are working at Whole Foods.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
flowers in the attic
aatreks customers decide to put an end to the rapings so they make the kids become latchkey kids who live in the attic but the administrator doesn't like them and tries to permaban them but they still rape each other when left to their own devices.

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Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



The Road
A man and his son travel through a godforsaken wasteland in a vain attempt to find safety and community. Along the way, they encounter the chilling remnants of a long dead society and the amoral psychopaths that remain, reigning over a land of gore and horror.

also it's set in Iowa circa 2016

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