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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > [GBS Historical Society] Modernize Classic Literature
 
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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Beowulf: a creepy loner living in his single mom's basement commits a brutal spree killing at a nearby frat party full of popular kids.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

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Swiss Family Robinson: fed up with their country's dedication to Zero Population Growth, a Swiss couple with six kids arrive at an island nature reserve and unleash a savage ecocide.

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

lenoon posted:

The Canterbury Tales

A diverse group of travellers listen to podcasts and stare out of the window of the train. They desperately try to avoid making eye contact with each other and are silent throughout the journey.

I wanted to do this book but your take is unbeatable.

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Lamb to the Slaughter: suspicion falls upon Mrs Maloney when a search of her browser history reveals she googled "divorce lawyer affair", "police widow pension", and "frozen mutton homicide" minutes before the supposedly accidental death of her husband.

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