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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > [GBS Historical Society] Modernize Classic Literature
 
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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

 Falkner's The Sound and the Fury:

Four vignettes about the descendants of George Bush Sr, with:

George W. Bush as Benjy the invalid
Jeb! Bush as Quentin, the tortured intellectual
Neil Bush as Jason, the rear end in a top hat

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

 Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday, with different undercover FBI agents trying to find the illusive Al-Sunday, suspected leader of an Islamic domestic terror ring

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

 A Modest Proposal: A reasonable argument advocating for the consumption of Mexicans and other immigrants as a means to control immigration and provide low cost meat for un- and underemployed millennials.

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Cryophage posted:



:golfclap:

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