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The Magic Mountain: A young, socially awkward German man visits his nephew at an asylum, becomes convinced he is transautistic and obsesses over a woman he only knows from Instagram for 7 years Blood Meridian: On the campaign trail with the Mujahedeen Death in Venice: Dad gay, so what. Also dead. The Handmaid's Tale: A dystopia set in the near-future in which the Republicans stage a coup. Sarah Palin makes an appearance as an embittered wife of Newt Gingrich. The Godfather: The initially straight-laced son of a powerful Nigerian scammer feels morally compelled to avenge the doxxing of his brother (who was forced to hold up a sign that said "I love horse cock") and becomes an even more efficient scamlord in the process. American Psycho: Eric Trump writes essays about Nickelback and casually, brutally murders homeless people and prostitutes while adhering to a strict gluten-free diet.
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Traumnovelle: Some joyless bore wanders around town, unable to cope with his wife's porn browsing history, and accidentally enters a furry convention.
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du -hast posted:The Receiver Later scholars will vindicate it as exhibiting a Ring narrative structure à la classical myths, Wagner and George Lucas.
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The Tell-Tale Heart: A lifelong Democrat gets into a vicious argument with his Republican friend, kills him in a fit of rage and is slowly driven insane by the sound of Dick Cheney's real heart beating under his floorboards.
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Lord of the Flies: Libertarian Redditors build their seastading utopia Look Back in Anger: An unemployed blogger rages against the neoliberal consensus and is an abusive twat to his wife because no struggle matters but class struggle du -hast posted:Anna Karinina An asexual S J W gets railed in an unexpected way. Nice.
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Candide: A sheltered, naieve young man becomes catfished and scammed by Nigerians Young Werther's Sorrows: A heart-broken sod writes pathetic tumblr posts and eventually becomes an hero Oronooko: The heir to Herman Caine's pizza empire gets framed and is forced to take up life in a Detroit slum, where he becomes the leader of a local BLM movement, then gets shot by the cops anyway The Iliad: A bright young army officer is sent to some pointless siege in the Middle-East and gets sniped in combat. He's also gay for his buddy, who dies. Othello: An r/coontown poster tricks his much more successful, black coworker into believing he is being cucked. He murders his wife. du -hast posted:The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire: A comfortable allegory for modern day Europe as immigrants slow storm the EU demanding entertainment and welfare faster than the union can expand, until its eventual collapse. Also the flag is replaced with the star and crescent. Racists in Europe have unironically claimed this parallel already. Also, the Roman Empire did not fall due to "barbarian hordes". In fact, it would have collapsed earlier were it not for the work of the Germanic foederati who fought on behalf of the Empire and repopulated some areas that had seen a massive exodus of war refugees. The reasons the Western Roman Empire fell have lots of economic and environmental components as well.
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