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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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The Heart of Darkness: Marlow searches for Lt. Kurtz in Syria.

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge: Donald Trump runs for the Presidency, believing he'll make it all the way until the end.

Then he wakes up after Election Day to find he's lost in a 20% landslide to that Nasty Woman.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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The Fall of the House of Usher: as written by Grover.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Into the Wild Goon and cart last three days.

:laffo:

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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Where In The World is Carmen Sandiego?: Brown Moses does a cursory search on Wikipedia, gets to speak at conferences.

E: No Exit: a biographical account of Julian Assange's time at the Ecuadorian embassy.

La Boheme: Mimi dies of preventable causes in America. The year is 2016.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 1, 2016

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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Ozymandias: "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" the last words of Gawker before taking on the Hulkster

To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time: a response to an E/N post by a Cavalier poet

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Nov 1, 2016

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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ikanreed posted:

Pride and Prejudice Donald Trump.

Uncle Tom's Cabin: The Life and Times of Dr. Ben Carson :can:

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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The Gulag Archipelago/A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich: Basically the same story, but now set in a remote for-profit privatized prison in rural California in 2016.

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

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funkybottoms posted:

The Jungle

a Democracy Now! broadcast

The ending is just some guy literally standing on a soap box and reading an article from the Jacobin.

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