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The Time Machine: A man travels to the distant future to discover that Trump and Hillary supporters have diverged and evolved in very different and terrifying ways. At the end he travels even further, to a world ruled by enormous orange lobsters with very tiny claws.
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Sherlock Holmes: A man solves crimes using his downright uncanny ability to know exactly what to look up on Wikipedia. The Hound of the Baskervilles: Same basic story as the old one, except instead of Watson and those other people, the Scooby-Doo gang aid the detective in solving the ghost-dog mystery.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:05 |
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The Golden Bough: This non-fiction classic has been updated with an in-depth analysis of modern myths such as Harry Potter, Disney's Frozen, and the popular videogame series Dark Souls.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:11 |
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The Art of War: Presented by Blizzard Entertainment.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:13 |
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A Confederacy of Dunces: Ignacius J. Reilly owns a computer and is a prominent member of several online communities. His forum posts are now inter-spaced throughout the book. His avatar image is an "ironic" anthropomorphic golden retriever, cropped from hardcore furry porn. Everything else is the same.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:20 |
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Wuthering Heights: A man rises from humble beginnings and a rough and abusive childhood to become a world-famous pick up artist and blogger who writes a lot about women, how to get women, and how to be an Alpha Man.
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The Catcher in the Rye: A troubled, withdrawn teen plays a lot of videogames and constantly bitches about his own team.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:55 |
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Gilgamesh: A wealthy and powerful man must confront the creeping horror of his own mortality after his lover dies of AIDS.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:07 |
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Stranger in a Strange Land: A man raised on an internet forum has the uncanny ability to ban people for disagreeing with his views. In real life.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 13:29 |
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Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: A libertarian tech billionaire takes seasteading in a whole new direction.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 00:17 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea: A libertarian tech billionaire takes seasteading in a whole new direction. "What, you mean DOWN? Sinking ain't a new direction for them! " Leagues are a measure of distance not depth, idiot!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 00:22 |
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Titus Andronicus Tamora, the wife of a former president and an influential politician in her own right runs for office. Her main opponent is Titus, a well known and beloved military veteran. The campaign gets a tad heated.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 09:38 |
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The Aeneid: An erotic story about an intense and abusive BDSM relationship between Aeneas and Dido.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 13:21 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:the three musketeers three masters of playing wow grudgingly take on a fourth member after a series of whacky coincidences in dungeon raids The Man in the Lewis a hotshot young business executive with everything going his way. But he hides a terrible secret: his twin brother is a loving loser. The bastard still lives in their parents' loft, just playing WoW all day long. He hardly ever comes out and never takes off that stupid Guy Fawkes mask.
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