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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Twilight of the Idols a college student in a fedora constantly disrupts his Into to Philosophy course.

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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Going After Cacciato A soldier goes AWOL only to be quickly apprehended using GPS tracking of his smartphone. Is summarily executed.

Alternatively:

Soldier goes AWOL. Reappears years later and wishes to be called "Chelsea". Is put in prison and denied proper healthcare by malicious politicians.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Watership Down A young screenwriter, foreseeing the oncoming gentrification, and associated culture death of his neighborhood in Brooklyn, recruits a group of scrappy friends to journey out from their ancestral home. With only their philosophy majors and MacBook Pros to guide them, they set out to seek a new cultural Mecca in the west. Persued by their vengeful elders seeking rent reimbursement and student loan debt collectors, they flee over hill and dale until finally arriving battered and bruised in San Francisco, only to find ruin and dispair awaiting them.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Grapes of Wrath In a world full of bros a nice guy and his printer set out into the rain searching for love. Disappointment follows him every step of the way.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
The Count of Monte Cristo: The Story of El Chapo

Little Women: A woman speaking Spanish is used as a political pawn in an upcoming election.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
DSM:V An in depth analysis of Tumblr subcultures.

Silence of the Lambs: A fraternity chapter in the deep South receives unwanted public attention after one of its pledges actually fucks the sheep.

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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

It was very goddamn funny.

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