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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT a student kills Rick Harrison and his simple servant Chumlee and buries a 52" flat screen tv in a quarry.

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FRANKENSTEIN: A stem cell research assistant creates a crude lewd dude that somehow ends up on the republican ticket

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Anna Karenina: Real housewives of St. Petersburg

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To Kill a Mockingbird: A black man is shot by the police, Atticus takes the case for the family. Scout befriends a local R word.

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Dox Quixote: the story of Caro

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alot of these are really funny thanks for participating friends :] dont want to quote the whole page AYE yai yai!

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Romeo and Juliet Frat bro is cat fished by a young teen but just goes along with it anyways

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Lord of the Flies: A bunch of pasty middleschool boys try to live out minecraft.

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The Great Gatsby: was going to make a cuck joke but this book is literally just a bunch of people cucking around.

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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

The Sun Also Rises
A post in r/relationships about a guy's trip to Spain where he did a bunch of macho poo poo but still couldn't get laid and he gets beat up by one of the boyfriends of the girl he can't get over.

also his dick dont work.

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For Whom the Bell Tolls: an idiot american goes to afganistan to help the resistance and.. god damnit another caro story

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Metamorphasis: The tale of a professional gamer.

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The Idiot: Woody Boyd moves to the big city and gets a job as a bartender. Befriending a rich harlot(Kelly) that Sam Malone has his eyes on a tumultuous relationship is formed.

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The Stranger: A ITT specialist cant understand simple human interaction and relationships.

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Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Elián González's Excellent Adventure

Woah, a blast from the past.

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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: Two kids hop on a greyhound across country with an old black man posing as their legal guardian.

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Grapes of Wrath: Doe eyed students are told college is the only step to success leading to thousands clamoring for the same non-existent jobs. Eager to be exploited when the positions do open up, only to vacate just as quick.

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Plebian Parasite posted:

One hundred years of solitude: A goon celebrates his 100th birthday.

lol

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ROFLburger posted:

lol. holy poo poo these are all great

Yeah those two kinda took my idea and kicked my rear end with it.

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Of Mice and Men Harry weeps as he raises his gun to the back of Lloyd's head.

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where the red fern gropes posted:

A Midsummer Night's Dream a man signs his wife up to a donkey show to win custody of her child

good post/username combo

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Catch 22 A indepth look on "Dont ask Dont tell"

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I am enjoying a lot of these I'll continue it when I get to work tomorrow :downs: thanks guys

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Journey to the Center of the Earth Jerry Mumphrey's quest for the missing ham.

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Scarlet Letter : Prominent tumblr personality accidentally retweets something bigoted.

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Now this thread is going places:)

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Plebian Parasite posted:

In order to beat them at their only game, a GBS superstar is forced to slowly become funny.

Oh hey :fyadride:

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The Island of Doctor Moreau:
Goon meet

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misty mountaintop posted:

The Rape of the Lock

That's not funny.

Good post pal! :allears:

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canyoneer posted:

A Farewell To Arms

A man with a panther tattooed on his back ignores first-motorcycle buying advice from an internet forum.

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Alan Smithee posted:

also the rent in cali is too loving high for transplants

Also no water lol what a poo poo hole

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cant help but notice this was unstickied and not gold mined. seems there is some sort of agenda :ninja:

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