[GBS Historical Society] Modernize Classic Literature

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

The Canterbury Tales

A diverse group of travellers listen to podcasts and stare out of the window of the train. They desperately try to avoid making eye contact with each other and are silent throughout the journey.

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Othello:

Promising young black politician shot during a routine traffic inspection

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Testikles posted:

A Thousand And One Arabian Nights:

Imprisoned in Syria, Caro spins one unbelievable tale after another so that his guards may keep him alive one more night until American officials can extradite him.

I choose to believe this is real

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lenoon: Jan 7, 2010

Tess of the D'ubervilles

A woman is raped in the back of a taxi

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