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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"Room with a window that is entirely blocked by bricks except for the 1-inch square to look out of and you still pay way too much rent. Better start thinking about sucking dicks to make rent."

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It:

A bunch of scaredy cat kids have to come to grips with the scary clown sightings but ultimately they band together for a homosex orgy.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Slaughterhouse Five:

Aliens land on earth and hack facebook to never display posts in a sensible chronological order.


Star Wars:
All the characters are still far away and very dead.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Strange Fruit

All these apples look like black dicks

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The Taming of the Shrew

50 shades of gray except the guy makes his wife gently caress a horse

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
flowers in the attic
aatreks customers decide to put an end to the rapings so they make the kids become latchkey kids who live in the attic but the administrator doesn't like them and tries to permaban them but they still rape each other when left to their own devices.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Mein Kampf: the sticky rules thread at the top of the forums

Everybody Poops:itoilet:💩*
*except for that one goon who OD'ed on diarrhea medicine

The Bible: just read or watch Batman Superman Repo Man ROBOCOP

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