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Tristram Shandy: A collection of posts around the forum that purport to tell a story. Goons ruminate on names, female sexuality, circumcision, tipping and military fortifications at length, equally ignorant on every subject. Shock images and quotes from the comedy goldmine are mixed liberally throughout. The forum rules are reproduced in full on page 200.
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Pride and Prejudice: Mr Darcy can't work up the courage to court Elizabeth and eventually causes a shooter scare after publishing his manifesto on livejournal. Lydia is ostracised by the Bennet family after she courts a mormon accountant who has no game and is totally boring, but the rest of the family eventually wed a bunch of manbabies by dating the guys that sent the best dickpics on tinder and lives happily ever after. Mr Bennet dies of League of Legends related malnourishment and Mrs Bennet auctions his impressive Manga library to raise a dowry to spend on her next wedding.
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Oct 21, 2016 07:51
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Beowulf: Grendel pins a picture of his mother on the wall of the longhouse but is forced out by the warriors' lewd comments. Grendel's mother takes revenge, but Beowulf uses lines that play on her insecurities to seduce her and she shamefully moves away to upper Saxony.
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Oct 21, 2016 07:57
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Three Men in a Boat: A guy, his friends and his wife's poodle go wakeboarding on a hydro lake. Jerome eventually pulls off a flip, but they get bored dodging traffic and go home to play Battlefield instead.
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Oct 21, 2016 21:15
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On the Road: An IT major and a libertarian travel across america on cut rate airfares. They hang out in clubs listening to dubstep and house music, which opens their minds, but in a retarded way.
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Oct 23, 2016 21:03
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Deliverance: Four aging twentysomethings get away from their wives on an urban exploration of a suburb full of foreclosed mansions. The weakest of them is raped by a former owner who claims that the upper case street sign means that his house is not subject to the laws of the US. The group takes revenge, using their handguns in a drive by shooting on the shed the householder is livng in. Luckily no one looks in the houses until a development company bulldozes the houses to make way for a campus built for the Apple corporation.
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Oct 24, 2016 07:56
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The Man Who Would Be King Dave Drabo and Pete Carnasky of the 25th Infantry Division teach a remote Afghan village to call in airstrikes and gain local dominance. They use their ACE educated contacts to build their leverage into a contract to rebuild the province. Drabo eventually gets shot in the back by an Afghani soldier who owes money to the Taliban. Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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