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Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
To the Lighthouse -- a bunch of people sit around a beach house tweeting

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Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Two Gentlemen of Verona: same story just with ca-razy references to the big lebowski thrown in

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Finnegans Wake: your stoner roommate won't shut the gently caress up

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
The Bible: Jesus tells the naked and the hungry to pull themselves up by their bootstraps; after Judas kisses Jesus in the garden, he says, "No homo!"

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Orlando: A rich, sheltered boy declares he's trans halfway through his freshman year of college. He is a Gender & Women's Studies major until the following fall, when his father threatens to withdraw tuition unless he majors in business.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Jaguars! posted:

Tristram Shandy: A collection of posts around the forum that purport to tell a story. Goons ruminate on names, female sexuality, circumcision, tipping and military fortifications at length, equally ignorant on every subject. Shock images and quotes from the comedy goldmine are mixed liberally throughout. The forum rules are reproduced in full on page 200.

one full page of the book is goatse

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn

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Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
The Things They Carried: Some crusty geezer reeking of unfiltered Pall Malls sits down next to you at the bar and won't take the hint that you really don't care about his stories about Viet-loving-nam. He won't stop staring at your girlfriend's cleavage either.

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