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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > [GBS Historical Society] Modernize Classic Literature
 
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Lolita: A pedo goes to jail for forever and people say bad things about him on the internet.

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Obasan: A girl is told she is fat, and why can't she be as smart as her cousin. :(

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