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El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.
Do not hit "punch" when in Hiace.

GOTY

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El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Apparently it takes literally several minutes for the sauna heater to get hot enough. I've just been sitting in here occasionally throwing water on it. And yet the game is better for it...

Unrealistic. It should take 40+ minutes.

Also drink beer in sauna all the time

edit: the character has superalcoholic powers, I ran my car over and drank an entire beer case in one go. Then I pissed on myself and punched the windscreen off, after which I started to wander towards home. I quitted before I got anywhere because I though my character would simply pass out but noooo

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Wheany posted:

The literal translations of Finnish swears was a stroke of genius.

from a shark a pussy

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

spring of the butterpussies

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Pingiivi posted:

Took a while to figure it out. Is this actually in the game?

sadly no

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

RillAkBea posted:

Make sure he's there when you unload the wood or you can't get paid even if you go back when he's there. Ask me how I know.. so much wood for nothing :negative:

Oh well it was best I abandon that run anyway, I hit a cop and was wanted by the police.

Perkele tell me vitun immediately how to empty the perkeleen flatbed saatana because last time I just failed so perkeleesti

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Forums Terrorist posted:

If you haven't posted the form yet you can make a new one just by re-filling it at the magazine.

Also, I got the CD player. Anyone know how it works? Can I import the sickest Finnish Eurodance and blare Sandstorm at unreasonable volume

Sandstorm? That's from 2001. You need to go deeper, further.

First you create a base of horrible Finnish eurodance from mid-1990s
Movetron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGpTBauoS4w, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRrB34Op3lY and Aikakone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mgMnYfoP4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawUlR0FWaE are time-tested classics. Alternatively, this obviously not-completely-a-ripoff-playlist sounds ~right and you can record it to C-cassette or something I dunno https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHVzhQF1w-FQLSmsgsVDxkE9SQkThuhV

Then add copious amounts of Popeda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawQFCNbaXU (it's better you don't understand) and Klamydia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjqjQPAXb4Y (even better if you don't understand).

Blend with
Rednex
Basically all of Pandora
A touch of Ace of Base
LOTS of E-Rotic,
2 Unlimited
Scatman Joe
Haddaway
Dr. Alban

Add a touch of Metallica and AC/DC.

Get alcoholic

El Perkele fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Oct 31, 2016

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

OP PLEASE




So I restarted the game completely. Multiple times before getting frustrated and playing without permadeath. I built everything back up, got the engine in, and this time noticed the aforementioned clutch screws. So I screwed everything in and now it runs and moves. However, I now have the problem MANY people in here have where the brakes don't work. Except I thought I screwed every small nut on every line I could find in, so I'm not certain where to fix this. I double-checked last night but it was 5AM (I started playing at midnight without loving realizing how much time went by) so I may have been too tired to do it right.


gently caress the physics. I'm all in favor of physics fuckery but trying to push the car into the garage to put it over the bay bashed the poo poo out of the car, jerked the car randomly and put a set of tires into the bay, and cost me roughly thirty minutes of trying to push and tow it out of the bay without any luck and causing even more damage to the chassis. It's so beat up that all the components are either halfway or completely through the frame.

I will make you some horrible playlist which you can play when you want. First I need beer.

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

hillo posted:

You linked bad audio quality youtubes, in 95 such thing wasn't such a big thing because everything was copied from a cd to cd.

We listened to Pandora from C-cassette tape and we liked it goddammit

Making this playlist becomes really tiresome pretty fast https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHVzhQF1w-FQLSmsgsVDxkE9SQkThuhV

And yes, Sash is too modern so no Equador!

El Perkele fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 31, 2016

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

SpiritOfLenin posted:

Speaking of Klamydia, I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pbsz_mf9dE fits the game amazingly well even if the song is from 2007. For non-Finns, it's a song about a Finnish region that's the most countryside region there is.

Also where the game pretty much happens

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Vando posted:

Oh gently caress me there's a Datsun 100A for sale in driving distance and it seems both clean as heck and not insanely priced

Also if it's broken in any way I know how to fix it now, right? :getin:

do you have a garage

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Nenonen posted:

going to forest to pick mushrooms, except you don't know which ones are edible without tasting (and effects are randomized when you start new game) :shroom:

Naw. It would be biologically precise, because that's what this game is like. Listen to birds. Not only are all bird species singing in the game correct, but they have correct activity patterns (redwings at dusk/dawn, cuckoo at night, diver at evening, chaffinch at late morning, tree pipit during noon etc.)

It's perhaps the most accurate environmental soundscape I have encountered :wtc:

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Wait, is this for real or just some brilliantly crafted hyperbolic time chamber joke?

It's real. Also one of the radio tracks is a sooof of a long-time Finnish nature radio program. The developer knows nature stuff very well and bothers to be pretty accurate about it. (Too bad the elks gallop, which is false!)

El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

Tonton Macoute posted:

I was vaguely bothered by the cuckoo calls, the ingame season seemed too summery for those, but I don't know a thing about birds anyway.

They're correct in relation to each other. Cuckoos peak at early June and end around midsummer, maybe ~26th June (all the other birds peak before midsummer too, after 23rd or so June the forests are getting quiet).

Of course game looks like mid-July but the birds trick me to believe it's something like 17th June.

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El Perkele
Nov 7, 2002

I HAVE SHIT OPINIONS ON STAR WARS MOVIES!!!

I can't even call the right one bad.

hillo posted:

40 down, 35 to go :sandance:


You are a masochist

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