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Do not hit "punch" when in Hiace. GOTY
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 22:13 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:50 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Apparently it takes literally several minutes for the sauna heater to get hot enough. I've just been sitting in here occasionally throwing water on it. And yet the game is better for it... Unrealistic. It should take 40+ minutes. Also drink beer in sauna all the time edit: the character has superalcoholic powers, I ran my car over and drank an entire beer case in one go. Then I pissed on myself and punched the windscreen off, after which I started to wander towards home. I quitted before I got anywhere because I though my character would simply pass out but noooo
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 09:01 |
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Wheany posted:The literal translations of Finnish swears was a stroke of genius. from a shark a pussy
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 12:47 |
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Wheany posted:rude spring of the butterpussies
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 16:11 |
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Pingiivi posted:Took a while to figure it out. Is this actually in the game? sadly no
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 18:29 |
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RillAkBea posted:Make sure he's there when you unload the wood or you can't get paid even if you go back when he's there. Ask me how I know.. so much wood for nothing Perkele tell me vitun immediately how to empty the perkeleen flatbed saatana because last time I just failed so perkeleesti
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 16:09 |
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Forums Terrorist posted:If you haven't posted the form yet you can make a new one just by re-filling it at the magazine. Sandstorm? That's from 2001. You need to go deeper, further. First you create a base of horrible Finnish eurodance from mid-1990s Movetron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGpTBauoS4w, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRrB34Op3lY and Aikakone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mgMnYfoP4, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawUlR0FWaE are time-tested classics. Alternatively, this obviously not-completely-a-ripoff-playlist sounds ~right and you can record it to C-cassette or something I dunno https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHVzhQF1w-FQLSmsgsVDxkE9SQkThuhV Then add copious amounts of Popeda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawQFCNbaXU (it's better you don't understand) and Klamydia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjqjQPAXb4Y (even better if you don't understand). Blend with Rednex Basically all of Pandora A touch of Ace of Base LOTS of E-Rotic, 2 Unlimited Scatman Joe Haddaway Dr. Alban Add a touch of Metallica and AC/DC. Get alcoholic El Perkele fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 18:11 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:OP PLEASE I will make you some horrible playlist which you can play when you want. First I need beer.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 18:27 |
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hillo posted:You linked bad audio quality youtubes, in 95 such thing wasn't such a big thing because everything was copied from a cd to cd. We listened to Pandora from C-cassette tape and we liked it goddammit Making this playlist becomes really tiresome pretty fast https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHVzhQF1w-FQLSmsgsVDxkE9SQkThuhV And yes, Sash is too modern so no Equador! El Perkele fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 19:51 |
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SpiritOfLenin posted:Speaking of Klamydia, I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pbsz_mf9dE fits the game amazingly well even if the song is from 2007. For non-Finns, it's a song about a Finnish region that's the most countryside region there is. Also where the game pretty much happens
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 19:57 |
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Vando posted:Oh gently caress me there's a Datsun 100A for sale in driving distance and it seems both clean as heck and not insanely priced do you have a garage
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 22:50 |
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Nenonen posted:going to forest to pick mushrooms, except you don't know which ones are edible without tasting (and effects are randomized when you start new game) Naw. It would be biologically precise, because that's what this game is like. Listen to birds. Not only are all bird species singing in the game correct, but they have correct activity patterns (redwings at dusk/dawn, cuckoo at night, diver at evening, chaffinch at late morning, tree pipit during noon etc.) It's perhaps the most accurate environmental soundscape I have encountered
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 08:15 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Wait, is this for real or just some brilliantly crafted hyperbolic It's real. Also one of the radio tracks is a sooof of a long-time Finnish nature radio program. The developer knows nature stuff very well and bothers to be pretty accurate about it. (Too bad the elks gallop, which is false!)
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 15:19 |
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Tonton Macoute posted:I was vaguely bothered by the cuckoo calls, the ingame season seemed too summery for those, but I don't know a thing about birds anyway. They're correct in relation to each other. Cuckoos peak at early June and end around midsummer, maybe ~26th June (all the other birds peak before midsummer too, after 23rd or so June the forests are getting quiet). Of course game looks like mid-July but the birds trick me to believe it's something like 17th June.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 21:35 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:50 |
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hillo posted:40 down, 35 to go You are a masochist
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 09:46 |