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What are your next moves?
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Oct 21, 2016 14:54
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Die of thirst
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Oct 21, 2016 14:56
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about that beer i owed ya
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Oct 21, 2016 14:57
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Bet my smelly rear end that you can't beat me in a duel.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:00
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>inventory
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Oct 21, 2016 15:01
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hey adam
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Oct 21, 2016 15:02
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I'd switch stillsuit butt tubes so when he puts his in its actually my lovely tube touching his butthole.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:04
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I drink my pee
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Oct 21, 2016 15:06
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just ray posted:hey adam hey new dune thread
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Oct 21, 2016 15:05
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You can also gaslight him really hard by having all your friends speak only in Zensunni parables to him, making him slowly lose his mind in circular psuedophilosophy.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:09
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>use mind powers to masturbate self, others
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Oct 21, 2016 15:10
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You could own him really hard in front of Chani by putting itching powder on his nose and penis plugs. Just make him look like the little bitch in front of the most popular girl in the tribe.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:24
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pee my pants then sip on the pee through a little straw like sip sip sip
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Oct 21, 2016 15:24
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Jesus Christ, you people. I keep telling you to walk without rhythm so you don't attract the worm but nobody ever listens to me and next thing ... gone. Another kid turned into a snack. What a waste.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:34
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switch the water of life with everclear
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Oct 21, 2016 15:41
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Piss all over his face while he's sleeping and when he objects tell him you are 'giving water to the dead' for his dumbshit dead dad. A sign of deep respect.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:44
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Accidentally forget to invite him to the spice orgy, but do invite his mother
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Oct 21, 2016 15:52
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Muad'dib doesn't give a drop of moisture what you think. You're welcome to challenge him to a trial by combat though and get your sandy rear end handed back to you. Good luck finding a mate that isn't a dry hole in the floor
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Oct 21, 2016 15:55
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TheLightPurges posted:You could own him really hard in front of Chani by putting itching powder on his nose and penis plugs. Just make him look like the little bitch in front of the most popular girl in the tribe. Scrub tricks like this don't work on the universal superbeing.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:57
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Spazzle posted:Scrub tricks like this don't work on the universal superbeing. You convince him he can see the future using spice LSD and when he uses the powers of the tribe to win the Empire, he slowly goes crazy from "prescience". He then wanders off alone into the desert to die/live like a scrub for the rest of his days when he had it all. Perfect ownage.
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Oct 21, 2016 15:59
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Your mom rode my sand worm with rhythm
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Oct 21, 2016 16:04
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Toadvine posted:a dry hole in the floor
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Oct 21, 2016 16:04
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Paul's seed is weak. People had to come from across the universe to convince him loving was important. His first son died bawling like a bitchbaby under the knives of the Sardaukar. His second son went trans, got heavily addicted to drugs, and decided to be some weird worm thing instead of procreating. And his daughter married her brother only to cuck him with the imperial historian of a rival house. Just all around fails TheLightPurges fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Oct 21, 2016 |
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Oct 21, 2016 16:08
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Paul is my moisture daddy I'll have you know
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Oct 21, 2016 16:28
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Zassiliss posted:Die of thirst gonna tap that MILF
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Oct 21, 2016 16:51
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marshmallow creep posted:gonna tap that MILF tap into her stillsuit like a water fountain.
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Oct 21, 2016 16:58
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Zorodius posted:I drink my pee
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Oct 21, 2016 16:59
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hi my name is jamis *gets stabbed*
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Oct 21, 2016 17:30
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keep saying there are no male bene gesserit (implying he is a female)
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Oct 21, 2016 17:43
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Probably get stabbed and then the little bitch boy will cry about it afterwards or some poo poo.
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Oct 21, 2016 17:50
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Call up Sting
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Oct 21, 2016 17:54
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Tbh I've read Dune and only Dune so tailor your references accordingly please and blessed be you
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Oct 21, 2016 18:05
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Tie a knot in his catheter and challenge him to a footrace.
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Oct 21, 2016 18:16
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Makes fun of the size of Paul's worm
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Oct 21, 2016 18:25
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Oh! Follow him around with my dick out shouting "Usal has summoned a big one!"
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Oct 21, 2016 18:29
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More like FaGAYkin am I right Usul?
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Oct 21, 2016 19:09
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im not familiar with the source material, can you please summarise
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Oct 21, 2016 19:24
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he makes the panties dry like the desert planet blue within blue balls
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Oct 21, 2016 19:35
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Steal one of Baron Harkonnen's backsweat rags and give it to Paul to drink.
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Oct 21, 2016 20:58
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I'd set off a nuclear bomb right in front of him
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