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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Snapchat A Titty posted:

gently caress owl. he doesnt believe in aids

that sounds like a good way to get aids

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Hogge Wild posted:

The math checks out.

Did you remember to carry the 1?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
those sentient dicks just raped sauron to death

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Duke Igthorn posted:

For those who don't know: he absolutely 100% believes this.

So he's equating Trump to Jack, the alcoholic who goes nuts and tries to murder his family because spooky ghosts told him it was a good idea?

hmmmmm

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Where is the 'cilantro is bad' and 'achewood is bad' venn diagram

I'm sorry it just tastes like soapy dirt to me.

cilantro's okay though

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I'm fat, lazy and cynical.
Now to find a boring man who'll feed me.

quick find jim davis

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Why do all the good webcomics end so abruptly?

The devil comes for the souls of the creators.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
I remember the good* old days, when GBS was full of pantshitting threads.

*good compared to modern GBS, not objectively good

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Why is there an H in the fwisp panel? Or is that part of :thejoke: ?

I halfway remember the reason for the H

it's the first initial of the dwarf's god...who's also the DM

god i loving hate goblins

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Jmcrofts posted:

I can't really describe why the art in Goblins makes me so mad, but it does. It just looks so lovely and I hate it.

It's because all the goblins look like someone shoved orange play-doh up their rear end and shat it out.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Is this THUNT person Norwegian or something? All this

H

SKUBB

FWISP

QWOP

I get a real Hitmen for destiny vibe off of it.

SVOSH!

SKLiRT!

BOFF!

KOFF!

My brawl sounds like some nerd poo poo over here.

GUNT

I like Hitmen For Destiny though.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Who What Now posted:

He doesn't drink, though.

He thinks it tastes yucky.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

whiteyfats posted:

Remember the episode of Different Strokes with the creepy pedo?

That sure was a different stroke.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Unmature posted:

Is the joke that she just put a sheet over a normal-rear end lamp or is the lamp supposed to be weird looking? Cuz that's just a loving lamp.

it's weird looking but that's just because andrew dobson can't loving draw

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I have no Idea and was hoping to spur a goon argument over what the joke is

The only joke there is Andrew Do-

AlbieQuirky posted:

The joke is always and forever Andrew Dobson.

damnit

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

Didn't a paedophile make everythat comic?

i think he's just a diaper fetishist who lowtax used to be friends with but they had a falling out (it had nothing to do with shmorky wearing diapers)

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Johnny Aztec posted:

Kinda sad that is all an 07 knows about Shmorky.

Anyway, That comic was drawn several years before the guy went all super weird. Back when Flash tub was still a regular thing.

Oh I know about his comic and flash tub contributions, but they're not really interesting compared to him wearing a diaper, being crazy and also apparently his girlfriend being crazy and paranoid that Lowtax was out to get her or something

or maybe he was out to get her, i mean lowtax was friends with shmorky for years and you don't do that without being pretty drat weird yourself

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Samovar posted:

The best part about this comic - it can be read left-to-right or right-to-left.

mind == blown

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Oglaf isn't trying to arouse you, it's just cock jokes where they drew the cock.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

I guess the modern equivalent of this would have the ghost showing the kids how to get past the parental control firewall?

the ouija board point to A-D-M-I-N A-D-M-I-N

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Josef bugman posted:

I must admit I don't like MM&A. I think it is for the same reason I can't get into things like Peep Show. Just everyone is such a poo poo I have difficulty even laughing about it.

I bet you have a clean shirt. loving cleanshirt.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
oh motherFUCKER

WHEN IN DOUBT IT'S ALWAYS LOSS

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Lemon posted:

I'm very annoyed by the fact everything mirrors each other except the flags on the buildings

Oh for a second I thought you meant that they just had different flags, but yeah I get what you mean now. One set of those flags should be pointing the opposite way.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

loving wind, blowing our glorious air into that barbaric shithole.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Besesoth posted:

But he’d have fit the guy on the upper right just fine.

People deny who they are and disfigure their bodies and identities to try to fit in, when they’d be perfectly at home if they were willing to accept a little risk and the people around them were willing to accept a little paradigm change. A Good Comic.

He'd break the edge up with his head though, plus he'd create an edge where there's clearly not meant to be one.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Finally, horror movies the anxiety riddled millennial can relate to.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Syd Midnight posted:

I didn't either, but now we both do. According to the MM&O strip it's a popular childrens cartoon about lesbian superhero drama or something that unstable adults totally obsess over on the internet and draw erotic fanart and jack off wildly and threaten to rape the staff and kill themselves because one of the characters blah blah on Deviantart blah blah because gay blah blah.

So I skimmed the Wikipedia article and they're anthropomorphic gemstones not superheroes but otherwise that seems to sum up Stephen Universe pretty well.

I was going to defend Steven Universe but then I realized that MM&O actually got it pretty drat spot on.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Grand Prize Winner posted:

i thought the bear was loving him for a second

Nah they're just making out

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

If SS13 Goonstation still had poop, there would be robots that poop.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Didn't the fans of SS13 decide to create a better engine?

That stalled out a while back. Turns out, making an engine and making a game with the sheer density of stuff that has been added over the many years the game has existed is hard.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

I had 4 because my fursona is an echidna

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

The Moon Monster posted:

Huh, I've had multiple teachers say it was justice of the peace but all the info I can find online does indeed say ambassador.

You're getting confused. He tried to bring his own version of justice using a piece.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

That's a strange euphemism for masturbation.

He's not masturbating himself, and that's not a drop of saliva coming from his mouth.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
well does freaky gay poo poo happen, i cant be assed to read to find out

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

poo poo COMIC

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Yep, Lucy would do that.

Now picturing Lucy growing up to be Lillith from Frasier.

It's fine, Arnold is going to be fine. She's not gonna let Charlie Brown kick a football.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

DavidAlltheTime posted:

The original toaster:


He is risen (bread)

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